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gafemaqs 02/02/18 9:44:28 PM #1: |
Enjoy shitty tissue paper clogging up your pipes lmao
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Muffinz0rz 02/02/18 9:45:00 PM #2: |
As opposed to what, eating it?
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glitteringfairy 02/02/18 9:45:45 PM #3: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
As opposed to what, eating it? There are barbarians that actually put it in the trash can at my work --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y http://i.imgur.com/AqR3aeX.jpg http://i.imgur.com/vvuUXpp.jpg https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 02/02/18 9:45:57 PM #4: |
enjoy having shitty paper in your trash can. that's disgusting
also, American pipes are built differently. I heard that in other countries they have to put it in the trash which disgusts the fuck out of me. but we are able to flush because they are built with that in mind. it can handle it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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90s 02/02/18 9:46:35 PM #5: |
Murrica #1
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thronedfire2 02/02/18 9:46:43 PM #6: |
glitteringfairy posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...As opposed to what, eating it? --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gafemaqs 02/02/18 9:46:56 PM #7: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
As opposed to what, eating it? Throwing it away of course. I mean what else? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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medzz 02/02/18 9:49:35 PM #8: |
Why flush poop? Take it out back and burn it
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Johnny_Nutcase 02/02/18 9:51:07 PM #9: |
Hi i'm Johnny Nutcase, you might remember from such topics as "I got mad at a dead guy today" and "I'm drunk. AMA". Today, were going to explore ways to dispose of your used shitty toilet paper. Join me won't you?
So we've all had thoughts about how we can recycle used toilet paper. Well today i'm going to tell you how you can have it work for you. It makes great WALLPAPER. Folks, don't go out and spend thousands of dollars to repaint your rooms. All the fumes are just going to make you stupid anyway! No, just take your poopy paper and drape it up and down your walls evenly (the bits of corn will give the walls texture! Bonus!). --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pres_madagascar 02/02/18 9:51:10 PM #10: |
Shit paper on the trash is gross. Ain't nobody wanna smell that all the time.
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littlebro07 02/02/18 9:52:07 PM #11: |
glitteringfairy posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...As opposed to what, eating it? Fuck that's disgusting --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 02/02/18 9:53:35 PM #12: |
glitteringfairy posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...As opposed to what, eating it? --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 02/02/18 9:54:16 PM #13: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
glitteringfairy posted...Muffinz0rz posted...As opposed to what, eating it? apparenty it's common in europe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gafemaqs 02/02/18 9:59:33 PM #14: |
pres_madagascar posted...
Shit paper on the trash is gross. Ain't nobody wanna smell that all the time. Uhh well I DO take out the trash ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 02/02/18 10:00:32 PM #15: |
gafemaqs posted...
pres_madagascar posted...Shit paper on the trash is gross. Ain't nobody wanna smell that all the time. Every time you take a dump? I have days where I go back and forth to the shitter every 30 minutes. Ain't nobody got time to take out all that trash. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Freddie_Mercury 02/02/18 10:01:32 PM #16: |
this explains the PS1 game topic
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ThePrinceFish 02/02/18 10:01:40 PM #17: |
Rofl at having a shit trash can holy fuck how disgusting can you be
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littlebro07 02/02/18 10:02:58 PM #18: |
Zikten posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...glitteringfairy posted...Muffinz0rz posted...As opposed to what, eating it? Note to self: never go to Europe --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gafemaqs 02/02/18 10:03:31 PM #19: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
gafemaqs posted...pres_madagascar posted...Shit paper on the trash is gross. Ain't nobody wanna smell that all the time. No, not every time I take a dump. But it's not like the smell lingers. Plus it goes in a landfill instead of clogging up your pipes. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 02/02/18 10:04:55 PM #20: |
toilet paper disintegrates it doesn't clog anything...it's those 'flushable' wipes and paper towels that clog pipes
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pres_madagascar 02/02/18 10:06:33 PM #21: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
gafemaqs posted...pres_madagascar posted...Shit paper on the trash is gross. Ain't nobody wanna smell that all the time. This --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gafemaqs 02/02/18 10:11:01 PM #22: |
There's just not one good reason to flush paper down your drains.
Trash can is superior. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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medzz 02/02/18 10:11:42 PM #23: |
I seen colored toilet paper. I just bought white plain toilet paper and color it with my poopy myself
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LordRazziel 02/02/18 10:13:10 PM #24: |
90s posted...
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smoliske 02/02/18 10:14:06 PM #25: |
I haven't dealt with anything as plebian as toilet paper in years. like a civilized human being I poop in the shower and stomp it down the drain
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MrNintendo1213 02/02/18 10:14:17 PM #26: |
gafemaqs posted...
There's just not one good reason to flush paper down your drains. It's called not being disgusting. Not once has there been any problems regarding this, have you ever seen toilet paper? You put it in the water and it will dissolve pretty quickly. If your pipes can't handle some shitty toilet paper, well, then they are shitty pipes. --- Dot Dot Dot... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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eggcorn 02/02/18 10:15:54 PM #27: |
Toilet paper is made with short wood fibers with weak bonds that break apart easily when saturated with water.
After the paper is in the toilet bowl, it becomes saturated with water. The water molecules are also polar and are attracted to the ends of the cellulose chains. The water molecules work their way between the cellulose bonds, weakening the paper. Ultimately, the bonds break, and the paper dissolves. Because toilet paper is made with short cellulose fibers, it dissolves into very small bits. These tiny, broken-down pieces move through plumbing easily. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darklit_Minuet 02/02/18 10:16:07 PM #28: |
Why in the fuck do you think it clogs up your pipes?
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medzz 02/02/18 10:18:22 PM #29: |
Stranded on the toilet bowl with no TP on the roll. Now this is when you become a man when you use your hand.
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gafemaqs 02/02/18 10:20:42 PM #30: |
MrNintendo1213 posted...
gafemaqs posted...There's just not one good reason to flush paper down your drains. "Being disgusting"? Being disgusting would be actually shitting into the trash can. Used paper is trash, so it goes in the trash can. This is a common practice around the world... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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eggcorn 02/02/18 10:21:28 PM #31: |
gafemaqs posted...
MrNintendo1213 posted...gafemaqs posted...There's just not one good reason to flush paper down your drains. This is some third world country thinking right here --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThePrinceFish 02/02/18 10:22:15 PM #32: |
gafemaqs posted...
"Being disgusting"? Being disgusting would be actually shitting into the trash can. Used paper is trash, so it goes in the trash can. Most people find used toilet paper to be repulsive and would rather get rid of it immediately. Keeping a trash can full of fecal matter is the definition of disgusting. --- Dielman on Rivers: "I've tried to get him to say s--- or f--- and all he'll ever do is say, 'Golly gee, I can't do that." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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medzz 02/02/18 10:22:39 PM #33: |
If there is no toilet paper use the shower curtain
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LordRazziel 02/02/18 10:25:37 PM #34: |
eggcorn posted...
Toilet paper is made with short wood fibers with weak bonds that break apart easily when saturated with water. That's very scientific, and all, but there are countries whose plumbing can't handle it. --- http://i.imgur.com/8pzUM.gif http://i.imgur.com/Oh1iujg.gif The only bad part about flying is having to come back down to the f***in' world ~Rat ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gafemaqs 02/02/18 10:25:39 PM #35: |
ThePrinceFish posted...
gafemaqs posted..."Being disgusting"? Being disgusting would be actually shitting into the trash can. Used paper is trash, so it goes in the trash can. I don't understand your issue. It's not like it's going to smell, and if you think so then you've never tried putting it in the trash can before. Do you take out the trash? Do you hang out near the bathroom trash can all day? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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eggcorn 02/02/18 10:27:57 PM #36: |
LordRazziel posted...
eggcorn posted...Toilet paper is made with short wood fibers with weak bonds that break apart easily when saturated with water. Well TC should be complaining about subpar plumbing then. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 02/02/18 10:29:10 PM #37: |
TC what country are you in
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LordRazziel 02/02/18 10:40:06 PM #38: |
eggcorn posted...
LordRazziel posted...eggcorn posted...Toilet paper is made with short wood fibers with weak bonds that break apart easily when saturated with water. I think he's subtly complaining about Mexicans. --- http://i.imgur.com/8pzUM.gif http://i.imgur.com/Oh1iujg.gif The only bad part about flying is having to come back down to the f***in' world ~Rat ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gafemaqs 02/02/18 11:01:25 PM #40: |
eggcorn posted...
LordRazziel posted...eggcorn posted...Toilet paper is made with short wood fibers with weak bonds that break apart easily when saturated with water. I'm not complaining about anything. I just find it funny (and typical) that CE isn't ahead of the curve in tissue disposal. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alkaloid 02/02/18 11:09:59 PM #41: |
When my parents visited Brazil, they had to throw their used TP in the trash.
It's quite gross, but they said they got used to it after a couple days --- Alkaloid: It's just water in a cup. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ChainedRedone 02/02/18 11:11:37 PM #42: |
Zikten posted...
enjoy having shitty paper in your trash can. that's disgusting You're not getting all the fecal matter off your ass if you're just using toilet paper, that's disgusting. You need wet wipes if you want the job done well. And those obviously should not be flushed. --- David Mink. Hero. https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6043/6337878059_009dd4c4f3_z.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Crazyman93 02/02/18 11:15:01 PM #43: |
I don't know if I'm relieved CE has a troll topic with some originality or disappointed in how fucking stupid this troll topic is.
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SoundNetwork 02/02/18 11:16:03 PM #44: |
glitteringfairy posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...As opposed to what, eating it? That's actually what they do in some parts of Asian due to terrible plumbing --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MuayThai85 02/02/18 11:24:31 PM #45: |
Nearly every bathroom in Asia has one of those squirt guns next to the toilet. It is a million times better at cleaning your ass than TP. No one uses TP here and the few who do use it just to dry off after they use the toilet and that gets tossed in the trash. Only a savage would put actual shit covered TP in the trash. . And yes, I am taking a shit right now and that's how I managed to take a picture. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SoundNetwork 02/02/18 11:27:51 PM #46: |
MuayThai85 posted...
why not a bidet? also do you lean or stand up to spray? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sami1000 02/02/18 11:27:59 PM #47: |
gafemaqs posted...
There's just not one good reason to flush paper down your drains. Is there good reason to even use toilet paper? Why not have those JP style toilets which shoot water in your ass and then air dries it. --- Can't think any good sig ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jerry_Hellyeah 02/02/18 11:28:18 PM #48: |
Heres what you do:
1. Wipe your shitty ass once nice and deep. Get as much as you can on that first swoop. 2. Eyeball it to see how much you think you might still have on your ass, then flush it. 3. Using a second bit of tp, get some good ass wiping going on. Barring a real chocolate pie situation, throw it and the rest in the trash. I dont judge, but my pipes do. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RIPVyseCity 02/02/18 11:29:19 PM #49: |
I use the three sea shells
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MuayThai85 02/02/18 11:31:01 PM #50: |
SoundNetwork posted...
Bidets are a lot more expensive than a water hose and a spray gun. Average Southeast Asian would never be able to afford one. And you just lean to the side and spray your brown eye with it. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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