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lww99
02/04/18 4:13:41 PM
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FUCKING ow.

Already turning black and blue. Felt like a brick.
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SSJGrimReaper
02/04/18 4:14:18 PM
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lww99
02/04/18 4:14:31 PM
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deupd_u
02/04/18 4:25:42 PM
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"...a huge ass...breast...on my big...D..."
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Thompson
02/04/18 4:30:34 PM
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Could've been worse; it could've been a huge horse frozen chicken breast.
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Musourenka
02/04/18 4:32:42 PM
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Now you have to apply that same frozen chicken breast to your toe to reduce the swelling.
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ThyCorndog
02/04/18 4:33:31 PM
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well you're gonna eat it. it's only fair it got a hit in before the end tbh
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lww99
02/04/18 4:52:40 PM
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ACHEEKSMALLOY
02/04/18 4:57:35 PM
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I had a forklift run over my big toe back in December. Turns out heavy shit on your toe hurts like hell
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E32005
02/04/18 4:58:39 PM
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sorry to hear. here is a warm breast to make you feel better:

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lww99
02/04/18 5:00:42 PM
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Or even a couple pounds of rock solid shit at high velocity. They will make great pulled bbq chicken sandwiches tho.
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Parappa09
02/04/18 5:02:16 PM
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you can make pulled chicken from chicken breasts?
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lww99
02/04/18 5:09:51 PM
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Why couldn't you? Bake it at 350 for an hour, shred with two forks.
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lww99
02/04/18 8:14:21 PM
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They were amazing. Very tasty and I have left overs.
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