Current Events > 10 million dollars but you see ghosts and spirits

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You get 10 million untaxed dollars without question in cash on your bed wrapped up neatly but you start seeing and hearing ghosts and spirits. They cannot physically harm you or anyone at all, they cannot possess you or anyone else, they cannot change your environment(turn off the lights, flush the toilet for you, make the house foggy). They can go through walls. Some are just wondering spirits who won't give a shit about you, some are attention seekers so they will bother you with questions and stuff, some are mean and evil so they will purposely scare you, some are nice and will befriend you.

You can't kill them and they can't kill you. Now you can convince them to leave you alone or use spiritual shit for them to repel them or make them go to heaven/hell instead of being a wondering spirit. They are not self-aware and act like children mostly. They don't know what they are doing and why they exist. Literally lost souls.
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So par for the course but I get $10M? Sure
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No. Id go insane from hearing ghosts all the time. Even if they couldnt hurt me
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fire_bolt posted...

So par for the course but I get $10M? Sure

Lol believing in ghosts

I mean, if this makes ghosts magically exist, (because they don't) I guess. Otherwise...it would be a free 10 mil.
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Whats the downside?

Yes regardless if you believe in them or not they will exist if you take the money.
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If you hallucinate them all the time, that would be real enough.

It actually sounds fun. I'd literally be the ghost whisperer. I'd probably take it without the money lol. I could charge people to help ghosts pass on or whatever. Oh hell yeah.
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It'd be weird always masturbating with an audience, but I think I could get into it. I'll take the money.
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slothica posted...

It'd be weird always masturbating with an audience, but I think I could get into it. I'll take the money.

You wouldn't feel it but one of the friendly ghosts could pretend to ride or suck your Johnson. You'd be able to have Ray's Ghostbusters experience.

I already see shadow people/blobs thanks to my schizophrenia, so essentially ten million bucks for seeing creepier versions that (assuming ghosts are rule, which they're not) are already there? Sure, I'll take that.
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Insanity isn't worth it.
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Sure sounds fun.
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