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TheGrindery
02/16/18 11:55:01 PM
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Bored, one of them asks "Hey, do you wanna play 20 questions?"

The other, bored as well, agrees.

The first one thinks about it for a minute and finally lands on the answer of moose cock and says "Alright. I'm ready."

The second guy says "Can you eat it?"

The first guy laughs and says "Well....I GUESS you could eat it..."

The second guy exclaims "IS IT A MOOSE COCK!?"
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CanuckCowboy
02/16/18 11:57:59 PM
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Beaver lady parts would be funnier.
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YourDrunkFather
02/16/18 11:59:59 PM
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There's a moose loose in the hoose
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One bourbon,one scotch,one beer
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Vita_Aeterna
02/17/18 12:01:16 AM
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This is why we need a karma restriction to post on this board.
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TheGrindery
02/17/18 12:03:08 AM
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Vita_Aeterna posted...
This is why we need a karma restriction to post on this board.

If I ever win the lottery, I'll pay someone so you can have consensual sex.
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Vita_Aeterna
02/17/18 12:06:20 AM
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TheGrindery posted...
Vita_Aeterna posted...
This is why we need a karma restriction to post on this board.

If I ever win the lottery, I'll pay someone so you can have consensual sex.

Pay your mom, and we have a deal.
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TheGrindery
02/17/18 12:08:08 AM
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Vita_Aeterna posted...
TheGrindery posted...
Vita_Aeterna posted...
This is why we need a karma restriction to post on this board.

If I ever win the lottery, I'll pay someone so you can have consensual sex.

Pay your mom, and we have a deal.

Just like I said in the Tropic Thunder thread.

Up your standards.
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Fin_Dawg_004
02/17/18 12:09:58 AM
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lol get rekt canada
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