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Junkratprime03
02/22/18 10:10:39 AM
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1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.
2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.
3. Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy.
4. Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors.
5. The South lost the Civil War, get over it.
6. The Founding Fathers were liberals.
7. Fascism is a right-wing trait.
8. You honestly tried to make Sarah Palin your VP.
9. The Earth is round.
10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.
11. Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California.
12. Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency.
13. Ronald Reagan supported gun control.
14. Global warming is real.
15. Republicans hate illegal immigrants, unless they need their lawns mowed or their houses cleaned.
16. The military is a government-run institution, so why do Republicans approve the defense budget?
17. The Cold War is over and the Soviet Union no longer exists.
18. Paying taxes is patriotic.
19. Republicans: Peddling the same failed economic policies since 1880.
20. The Republican Party began as a liberal party.
21. HIs full name is Barack Hussein Obama and he was born in the United States of America.
22. George W. Bush held hands with the King of Saudi Arabia.
23. President Obama saved the American auto industry, while Republicans wanted to destroy it.
24. Hate is not a Christian virtue.
25. Jesus was a liberal.
26. Republicans spend MORE money than Democrats.
27. Tea parties are for little girls.
28. Public schools educate all children; private schools are for indoctrinating children.
29. The Constitution is the law, NOT the Bible.
30. Sharia law doesnt, and will never, exist in America.
31. President Obama is not a Muslim
32. Corporations are NOT people. People are people.
33. Fox News isnt real news, its just a racist, sexist, hateful, right-wing propaganda machine.
34. The Federal Reserve was a Republican idea.
35. Women are equal citizens who deserve equal rights.
36. Women control their own bodies.
37. Abortion is a relevant medical procedure, just ask Rick Santorum.
38. Please use spell check.
39. Its pundit, not pundint.
40. Social Security is solvent through 2038.
41. Health care is a right, not a product.
42. Roe v. Wade was a bipartisan ruling made by a conservative leaning Supreme Court.
43. G.O.P also stands for Gross Old Perverts.
44. The donkey shouldnt be the Democratic mascot because Republicans are the real jackasses.
45. Barack Obama ordered the killing of Osama Bin Laden. It took him two and half years to do what Bush couldnt do in eight.
46. Waterboarding IS torture.
47. 9/11 happened on George W. Bushs watch, therefore he did NOT keep America safe.
48. Republicans invaded Iraq for oil, so Iraq should be allowed to invade Texas to get it back.
49. Separation of church and state is in the Constitution, its called the First Amendment.
50. Muslims are protected by the Constitution, just as much as Christians.
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Junkratprime03
02/22/18 10:10:42 AM
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51. Barack Obama is the first African-American President, get over it.
52. The Oval Office is NOT a whites only office.
53. America is a nation of immigrants, therefore we are all anchor babies.
54. The white race isnt disappearing, its evolving.
55. God is a particle.
56. Evolution is real.
57. The Earth is 4.54 billion years old, not 6,000.
58. The Founding Fathers did not free the slaves.
59. The Revolution was NOT fought over slavery.
60. Paul Revere warned the Americans, NOT the British.
61. Federal law trumps state law.
62. The Civil War was about slavery, NOT states rights.
63. Corporations care more about profits than they do about people.
64. Getting out of a recession requires government spending.
65. Glenn Beck is a nut-job.
66. Republicans: Paranoid since 1932.
67. Republicans dont want to pay for your birth control, but they want you to pay for their Viagra.
68. Republicans actually NEED Viagra.
69. Fox News is owned by an Australian and has a Saudi prince as an investor.
70. Republicans complain about immigrants taking American jobs, then freely give American jobs to foreigners overseas.
71. Republicans hate communism, so why do they refer to themselves as red states?
72. Labor unions built this country.
73. Republicans hold America hostage as a political strategy; the temper tantrum throwing kind of political strategy.
75. When Republicans see black, they attack.
76. Inside every Republican is a Klansman or a Nazi waiting to bloom.
77. Republicans only care about children BEFORE they are born.
78. Republicans are hypocrites, theyre just too stupid to know it.
79. The Christian-Right boycotts movies that have violence, and then promotes guns and insurrection.
80. I think therefore I am NOT a Republican.
81. Republicans that oppose gay marriage are most likely in the closet themselves.
82. Churches should stay out of politics, or be taxed.
83. People are too poor to vote Republican.
84. Democrats think for themselves, Republicans form think tanks to do it for them.
85. Republicans hate education because they couldnt hack it in school.
86. Greed is one of the seven deadly sins and Republicans wallow in it.
87. A little socialism on the Left is better than a little fascism on the Right.
88. The current corporate tax rate is the lowest in 60 years, so stop whining about it being too high.
89. Republicans: Anti-Gay Marriage, Pro-Lesbian sex.
90. Republicans: Terrorizing the America people since 1981.
91. Republicans have their own terrorists, just look up Timothy McVeigh.
92. Republicans love outsourcing, just ask the Chinese Communists.
93. The Republican answer to the oil spill was to apologize to BP, a foreign oil company.
94. Democrats will be working hard to bring jobs to Americans, while the Republicans tea bag each other in the middle of the aisles.
95. Voter disenfranchisement is immoral and un-American, thats why Republicans do it.
96. Republicans would let your house burn down unless you pay them to put it out.
97. Democrats want to take care of the sick. Republicans take their credit cards and then deny them medical attention.
98. Republicans say teachers are union thugs, then proceed to rape and mug the entire middle class on behalf of corporations.
99. Donald Trump is descended from an orange.
100. Republicans are idiots and arguing with them is a waste of time!
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CaptainCrunch
02/22/18 10:11:39 AM
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Junkratprime03 posted...
arguing with them is a waste of time!


hmmmmmm
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foreveraIone
02/22/18 10:11:43 AM
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I was going to make a topic called things that trigger the right...

all you had to do with post a family. a different family.

get what I mean?
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Junkratprime03
02/22/18 10:12:21 AM
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foreveraIone posted...
I was going to make a topic called things that trigger the right...

all you had to do with post a family. a different family.

get what I mean?


Or just a pic of Obama. (or Hillary)
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MangaFan462
02/22/18 10:12:24 AM
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Black people that protest police brutality but not black on black crime which happens infinitely more often.
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Caution999
02/22/18 10:12:31 AM
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Looks like that other topic made this dude go off :o
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thelovefist
02/22/18 10:12:41 AM
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Who's alt is TC?
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foreveraIone
02/22/18 10:13:09 AM
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Junkratprime03 posted...
foreveraIone posted...
I was going to make a topic called things that trigger the right...

all you had to do with post a family. a different family.

get what I mean?


Or just a pic of Obama. (or Hillary)

No. You don't get what I mean.

I'm talking about a different family. One that's more colorful.
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voldothegr8
02/22/18 10:13:21 AM
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Hahaha that other topic triggered the fuck out of TC

foreveraIone posted...
I was going to make a topic called things that trigger the right...

And this guy lol
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John_Galt
02/22/18 10:13:44 AM
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Caution999 posted...
Looks like that other topic made this dude go off :o

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NINExATExSEVEN
02/22/18 10:14:04 AM
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Conflict posted...
You actually wasted your time typing up all this crap even though anyone with half a brain knows this topic will get modded


Lol right. He must've been triggered by the other topic mocking democrats.
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The Admiral
02/22/18 10:15:42 AM
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Some unemployed liberal put way too much energy into that.
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C7D
02/22/18 10:15:45 AM
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So many straw men so little time.
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SK8T3R215
02/22/18 10:17:22 AM
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yikes that's a melty
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Questionmarktarius
02/22/18 10:18:44 AM
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Junkratprime03 posted...
21. His full name is Barack Hussein Obama and he was born in the United States of America.
And if he wasn't, it doesn't matter. Natural-born citizen by virtue of at least one of his parents being one.
Same as Ted Cruz, who was born in Canada.
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Webmaster4531
02/22/18 10:19:50 AM
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MangaFan462 posted...
Black people that protest police brutality but not black on black crime which happens infinitely more often.

God, this stupid crap conservatives say definitely triggers me. Criminals don't care if you protest them. Everyone already hates criminals especially murders.
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Giant_Aspirin
02/22/18 10:24:20 AM
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topics like this are petty and unproductive. please grow up.
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Kineth
02/22/18 10:25:11 AM
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MangaFan462 posted...
Black people that protest police brutality but not black on black crime which happens infinitely more often.


Who protests crime?
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Flockaveli
02/22/18 10:27:22 AM
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MangaFan462 posted...
Black people that protest police brutality but not black on black crime which happens infinitely more often.

You must not live in a black city.
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iron jojo
02/22/18 10:29:22 AM
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Let's see if I get triggered. Nope.
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MangaFan462
02/22/18 10:30:56 AM
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I triggered some foos.
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Junkratprime03
02/22/18 11:13:02 AM
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bump
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The Great Muta 22
02/22/18 11:14:49 AM
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Much like the other one, this is a stupid troll topic too. Stop it
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gatorsPENSbucs
02/22/18 11:18:46 AM
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Junkratprime03 posted...
51. Barack Obama is the first African-American President, get over it.

Actually, he was the first half white president, get over it.
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Questionmarktarius
02/22/18 11:23:26 AM
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Oh, so now the "one drop" rule is suddenly legitimate?
What the hell, CE?
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Questionmarktarius
02/22/18 11:30:49 AM
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27_Sandman_40 posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
Oh, so now the "one drop" rule is suddenly legitimate?
What the hell, CE?


its almost as if race is an ambiguous social construct and should be completely disregarded when it comes to interacting with other human beings

"almost"?
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Game_Fan09
02/22/18 11:51:55 AM
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1 thing that trigger Democrats: The existence of Republicans.
Edit: Op mad af XD.
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Gafemage
02/22/18 2:38:30 PM
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Idk how this topic & the other one haven't both been modded for trolling yet.

Are the mods just being lazy today?
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Kaname_Madoka
02/22/18 2:39:07 PM
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Junkratprime03 posted...
Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy.

what's wrong with being a sissy
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Kaname_Madoka
02/22/18 2:53:25 PM
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TC btfo
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The Admiral
02/22/18 2:55:21 PM
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Gafemage posted...
Idk how this topic & the other one haven't both been modded for trolling yet.

Are the mods just being lazy today?


The one about triggering the left was modded.
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Master_Bass
02/22/18 2:57:54 PM
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Junkratprime03 posted...
25. Jesus was a liberal.

Lmao.
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gatorsPENSbucs
02/22/18 3:01:17 PM
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The Admiral posted...
Gafemage posted...
Idk how this topic & the other one haven't both been modded for trolling yet.

Are the mods just being lazy today?


The one about triggering the left was modded.


And this one about republicans is still up.....wow, color me surprised. Who would have thought.
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The-Apostle
02/22/18 3:01:19 PM
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Gafemage posted...
Idk how this topic & the other one haven't both been modded for trolling yet.

Are the mods just being lazy today?

Don't worry, it'll probably be modded soon.
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iron jojo
02/22/18 3:44:08 PM
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The Admiral posted...
Gafemage posted...
Idk how this topic & the other one haven't both been modded for trolling yet.

Are the mods just being lazy today?


The one about triggering the left was modded.

Well I guess we know who got the most triggered.
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Kineth
02/22/18 4:17:35 PM
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iron jojo posted...
The Admiral posted...
Gafemage posted...
Idk how this topic & the other one haven't both been modded for trolling yet.

Are the mods just being lazy today?


The one about triggering the left was modded.

Well I guess we know who got the most triggered.


That other topic was posted earlier so it had more time to get marked.
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FL81
02/23/18 2:25:43 AM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
The Admiral posted...
Gafemage posted...
Idk how this topic & the other one haven't both been modded for trolling yet.

Are the mods just being lazy today?


The one about triggering the left was modded.


And this one about republicans is still up.....wow, color me surprised. Who would have thought.

"GameFAQs is unfair! Every mod is <opposite political belief>!"
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The-Apostle
02/23/18 2:32:01 AM
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FL81 posted...
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
The Admiral posted...
Gafemage posted...
Idk how this topic & the other one haven't both been modded for trolling yet.

Are the mods just being lazy today?


The one about triggering the left was modded.


And this one about republicans is still up.....wow, color me surprised. Who would have thought.

"GameFAQs is unfair! Every mod is <opposite political belief>!"


How long was the other one up?
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FL81
02/23/18 2:46:28 AM
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The-Apostle posted...
FL81 posted...
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
The Admiral posted...
Gafemage posted...
Idk how this topic & the other one haven't both been modded for trolling yet.

Are the mods just being lazy today?


The one about triggering the left was modded.


And this one about republicans is still up.....wow, color me surprised. Who would have thought.

"GameFAQs is unfair! Every mod is <opposite political belief>!"


How long was the other one up?

I don't know, didn't see the other topic. I just find it amusing that a lot of the people here think the mods are out to get them

That being said, I don't see this topic staying up long
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iron jojo
02/23/18 2:49:15 AM
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The-Apostle posted...
FL81 posted...
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
The Admiral posted...
Gafemage posted...
Idk how this topic & the other one haven't both been modded for trolling yet.

Are the mods just being lazy today?


The one about triggering the left was modded.


And this one about republicans is still up.....wow, color me surprised. Who would have thought.

"GameFAQs is unfair! Every mod is <opposite political belief>!"


How long was the other one up?

Not very.
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Junkratprime03
02/23/18 9:53:57 AM
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iron jojo
02/23/18 10:12:22 AM
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Tag
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