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KG536
02/22/18 11:05:19 PM
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Is it just me finding her boobs a little bit smaller from the PSX games.
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On_The_Edge
02/22/18 11:06:00 PM
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Feminism
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au_gold
02/22/18 11:06:19 PM
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Because the actress is built like a ten-year-old boy.
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Fam_Fam
02/22/18 11:06:44 PM
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On_The_Edge posted...
Feminism


expected this.
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Zack_Attackv1
02/22/18 11:07:05 PM
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Oh, I wouldn't worry about that now. Rhianna Pratchett is long gone.
Off to go ruin something else.
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Proto_Spark
02/22/18 11:07:08 PM
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Because she had to crawl through so many tight spaces. Like 1/2 of the new game is shimmying through crevices.

If they stayed stupidly gigantic all the holes would look like cartoon outlines of a person
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Pharrell3
02/22/18 11:07:47 PM
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KG536 posted...
Is it just me finding her boobs a little bit smaller from the PSX games.

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On_The_Edge
02/22/18 11:09:30 PM
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Fam_Fam posted...
On_The_Edge posted...
Feminism


expected this.

what other reason could it be
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Anisoptera
02/22/18 11:12:17 PM
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Lara was originally supposed to have small breasts and it makes since that someone athletic as her would have small breasts.
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Unsugarized_Foo
02/22/18 11:12:51 PM
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Pixel count is the same, the resolution just went up
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Funbazooka
02/22/18 11:14:24 PM
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On_The_Edge posted...
Feminism


They hate men and taking away the big boob from their beloved fictional characters is a way to punish them.

It's pure pettiness.
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Antifar
02/22/18 11:15:29 PM
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Aerodynamics
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Fam_Fam
02/22/18 11:27:47 PM
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what is feminist about big/small boobs, though?

people have boobs of all sizes, regardless of what kind of people they are, and how they are treated, what does it matter? you can be empowered and be flat, or be empowered and be stacked
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Samurontai
02/22/18 11:31:27 PM
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On_The_Edge posted...
Fam_Fam posted...
On_The_Edge posted...
Feminism


expected this.

what other reason could it be


Maybe just a more graphically enhanced design?

More realism?

There's plenty of reasons that don't involve "feminism"
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TheMarthKoopa
02/22/18 11:35:42 PM
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Shrinking Lara's boobs is saying it's not OK for women to have big boobs, which is discrimination
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Romulox28
02/22/18 11:43:14 PM
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Vita_Aeterna
02/22/18 11:47:14 PM
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5Y5cem1

She's still hot as hell so idc
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prince_leo
02/22/18 11:47:47 PM
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Vita_Aeterna posted...
She's still hot as hell so idc

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SGT_Conti
02/22/18 11:49:08 PM
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Vita_Aeterna posted...
5Y5cem1

She's still hot as hell so idc

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Frolex
02/22/18 11:55:12 PM
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lolwat, she's still at like the a DD cup in the new games, sorry she isn't literally smuggling a pair of funnels under a tank top anymore
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ASithLord7
02/22/18 11:58:40 PM
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Zack_Attackv1 posted...
Oh, I wouldn't worry about that now. Rhianna Pratchett is long gone.
Off to go ruin something else.

Ahh yes she ruined Lara by making the two best games in the franchise by far, with an incredibly conventionally hot protag with huge tits, but hey they arent triangles so shes a feminist bitch I guess
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Skye Reynolds
02/23/18 12:00:23 AM
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Because body types are personality types and women with breasts are low-self esteem women who get by on their looks.

(That's sarcasm, folks.)
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bulletproofvita
02/24/18 7:48:18 AM
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SGT_Conti posted...
Vita_Aeterna posted...
5Y5cem1

She's still hot as hell so idc

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JustMonika
02/24/18 7:49:54 AM
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Why did Lara Croft's boobs get less triangular?
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RickyTheBAWSE
02/24/18 7:50:59 AM
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On_The_Edge posted...
Feminism

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creativerealms
02/24/18 8:12:30 AM
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Realism. I can actually believe reboot Lara could raid tombs.
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NeonOctopus
02/24/18 8:13:36 AM
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RoboLaserGandhi
02/24/18 8:15:21 AM
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Fam_Fam posted...
what is feminist about big/small boobs, though?

people have boobs of all sizes, regardless of what kind of people they are, and how they are treated, what does it matter? you can be empowered and be flat, or be empowered and be stacked

The original design was for sex appeal but it's been so long that it's just recognized as being part of her character identity. It's almost like she's "just a big chested girl" as if she were real and had them by chance.
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creativerealms
02/24/18 8:15:36 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Cuz feminism discriminates against women with big breasts

Lies. No one actually believes that. People with boobs the size of PSX Lara would have trouble because of them.
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COVxy
02/24/18 8:17:38 AM
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When they started to implement real physics in the games, the character became too top heavy to jump across the ledges without doing a somersault.
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Kelystic
02/24/18 8:18:59 AM
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legend anniversary underworld >

keely hawes is a goddess
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Jiek_Fafn
02/24/18 8:23:51 AM
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She was having a lot of back issues.
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NeonOctopus
02/24/18 8:24:25 AM
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creativerealms posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Cuz feminism discriminates against women with big breasts

Lies. No one actually believes that. People with boobs the size of PSX Lara would have trouble because of them.

Only if you keep putting them down like that and telling them constantly that they can't. Lara Croft inspired thousands, neigh, millions of big breasted women that you can have big boobs and still be super athletic and do acrobatic adventuring. How dare you insinuate that they cannot simply because their mammary glands are enlarged. Bigot.
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bulletproofvita
02/24/18 8:27:51 AM
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NeonOctopus
02/24/18 8:29:14 AM
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bulletproofvita posted...
IXokCQT

I have a nitpick. Why do they show Drake's reaction first? >_> You should see the pic and then see his reaction. It's weird to read it the other way
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Fin_Dawg_004
02/24/18 8:33:03 AM
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Because the actress doesn't have big enough breasts for the sexist pigs
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Syntheticon
02/26/18 1:51:45 AM
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On_The_Edge posted...
Feminism

Came to post this, wasn't disappointed.
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Banjo2553
02/26/18 2:02:21 AM
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Honestly her boobs are still big in the reboot. You usually don't see someone as athletic as her with like, D-Cup boobs.
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