Poll of the Day > Heifer shop lifts, POLICE find DEAD baby in her BAG!

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Kimbos_Egg
02/25/18 2:22:08 AM
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Golden Road
02/25/18 2:33:25 AM
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Why... why did... why did she bring her dead, decaying baby into the store? Did she want to get caught? Shoplifting seems like an extra bad idea if getting caught shoplifting is going to reveal a far more serious crime. Is there another explanation other than her wanting to get caught?
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dragon504
02/25/18 2:52:25 AM
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FatalAccident
02/25/18 4:11:23 AM
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what the fuck is a heifer
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helIy
02/25/18 8:17:20 AM
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FatalAccident posted...
what the fuck is a heifer

your mom
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myghostisdead
02/25/18 8:25:08 AM
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FatalAccident posted...
what the fuck is a heifer


A young cow that hasn't calved.
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HillChange
02/25/18 8:31:39 AM
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myghostisdead posted...
FatalAccident posted...
what the fuck is a heifer


A young cow that hasn't calved.

Then it's wrong to call this woman a heifer, since she has calved (assuming it's hers).
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SunWuKung420
02/25/18 8:40:06 AM
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@helIy

Great joke, so original. Not old at all.
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SunWuKung420
02/25/18 8:40:33 AM
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I imagine drugs played a role.
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Lokarin
02/25/18 9:27:43 AM
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Woulda been a better story if the dead baby was in the bag she stole
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FatalAccident
02/25/18 11:00:17 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
@helIy

Great joke, so original. Not old at all.

lol
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helIy
02/25/18 11:29:00 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
@helIy

Great joke, so original. Not old at all.

yeah, it must've been a flashback for you since that joke started around when you were born
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SunWuKung420
02/25/18 11:35:48 AM
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Man, helly, that old jokes comedy, so hilarious and super fresh.

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Kimbos_Egg
02/25/18 5:58:20 PM
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>=[
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EvilMegas
02/25/18 5:58:49 PM
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helIy posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
@helIy

Great joke, so original. Not old at all.

yeah, it must've been a flashback for you since that joke started around when you were born

I lold
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