Current Events > Joke: what do women and noodles have in common?

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Scaramanga 02/26/18 3:40:44 PM #1:	They both wiggle when you eat them --- A duel between titans. My golden gun against your Walther PPK. Each of us with a 50-50 chance. <cite>Scaramanga posted [p:896810979] in Joke: wha... [t:76360333]...</cite> <quote>They both wiggle when you eat them</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fin_Dawg_004 02/26/18 3:41:40 PM #2:	--- Dallas Cowboys : 6 - 6 Dallas Mavs : Dirk Nowitzki: 30, 527 points (6th all time) 892 from Wilt <cite>Fin_Dawg_004 posted [p:896811043] in Joke: wha... [t:76360333]...</cite> <quote> --- Dallas Cowboys : 6 - 6 Dallas Mavs : Dirk Nowitzki: 30, 527 points (6th all time) 892 from Wilt</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raikuro 02/26/18 3:43:11 PM #3:	They're stiff until you hold them under boiling water <cite>Raikuro posted [p:896811120] in Joke: wha... [t:76360333]...</cite> <quote>They're stiff until you hold them under boiling water</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 02/26/18 3:43:26 PM #4:	--- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:896811148] in Joke: wha... [t:76360333]...</cite> <quote> --- There will always be exceptions.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
philsov 02/26/18 3:44:03 PM #6:	easier to snap in half when they're dry --- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. <cite>philsov posted [p:896811177] in Joke: wha... [t:76360333]...</cite> <quote>easier to snap in half when they're dry</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 02/26/18 3:45:45 PM #7:	the Japanese ones are the best --- http://i.imgur.com/LhwwG.gif <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:896811290] in Joke: wha... [t:76360333]...</cite> <quote>the Japanese ones are the best</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 02/26/18 3:47:24 PM #8:	I want to fork them. --- "its okay a lizard ate me and elucidated my fate" - MJ_Max on Dark Souls 3DSFC : 0860-3930-2170 \| NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:896811392] in Joke: wha... [t:76360333]...</cite> <quote>I want to fork them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rasputin77 02/26/18 3:57:57 PM #9:	CapnMuffin posted... I want to fork them. Hahaha, WINNER! XD --- "This console is 'competing' with the others... just don't compare the features this one doesn't have!" -- Insecurity at its finest <cite>Rasputin77 posted [p:896812028] in Joke: wha... [t:76360333]...</cite> <quote><cite>CapnMuffin posted...</cite> <quote>I want to fork them.</quote> Hahaha, WINNER! XD</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 02/26/18 4:03:19 PM #10:	I like them both covered in white sauce. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:896812360] in Joke: wha... [t:76360333]...</cite> <quote>I like them both covered in white sauce.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Amazon_Shampoo 02/26/18 4:04:57 PM #11:	Both are straight until they get wet. <cite>Amazon_Shampoo posted [p:896812466] in Joke: wha... [t:76360333]...</cite> <quote>Both are straight until they get wet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 02/26/18 4:47:19 PM #12:	:) --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:896815005] in Joke: wha... [t:76360333]...</cite> <quote>:)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cookie Bag 02/26/18 4:48:06 PM #13:	Amazon_Shampoo posted... Both are straight until they get wet. Fuck you i came to post this lmao --- http://i.imgur.com/vsi41Lp.jpg https://i.imgur.com/2fg0NcD.gif https://i.imgur.com/siUXDqo.png https://i.imgur.com/avOj210.gif <cite>Cookie Bag posted [p:896815050] in Joke: wha... [t:76360333]...</cite> <quote><cite>Amazon_Shampoo posted...</cite> <quote>Both are straight until they get wet.</quote> Fuck you i came to post this lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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