Current Events > I'm just upset that my local movie theater is using this shooting as an excuse

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OpheliaAdenade
02/26/18 11:26:48 PM
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to start searching people's purses/bags before you can go into the movie. They say it is for your safety, but it's obvious they just want to find that dollar store candy and pop you're hiding in there and take it away. They're using the dead kids as an excuse to make you buy their overpriced stuff.

I'm not paying $10 for candy and pop Cinemark! I refuse! if they think my purse is the only place I can hide stuff, they've got another thing coming.
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CaptainCrunch
02/26/18 11:28:12 PM
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Joke's on them, I hide all my skittles and reeses cups up my ass.
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TheVipaGTS
02/26/18 11:28:53 PM
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one time i snuck burger king into the movies. they didn't even know, those dorks.
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littlebro07
02/26/18 11:29:12 PM
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Marcus Theaters isn't doing this

Idk if they're just a Midwestern chain but they're pretty awesome
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Kaname_Madoka
02/28/18 11:53:56 AM
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every time I see a movie I get a chicken burger from KFC and bring it in my jacket pocket
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NES4EVER
02/28/18 11:55:03 AM
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CaptainCrunch posted...
Joke's on them, I hide all my skittles and reeses cups up my ass.


So tasting more than just the rainbow eh?
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Youngster_Joey_
02/28/18 12:06:21 PM
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Hiding it in the purse is fucking amateur shit.

Real professional ass movie goers do it like Marky Mark

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NinjaPirateDood
02/28/18 12:21:23 PM
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OpheliaAdenade posted...
they just want to find that dollar store candy and pop you're hiding in there and take it away

at this point, wrists get twisted. wish someone would reach into my shit and say I can't have it.
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RockRapDubstep
02/28/18 12:22:43 PM
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That's what you get for calling it pop, you heathen.
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OpheliaAdenade
02/28/18 12:24:44 PM
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NinjaPirateDood posted...
OpheliaAdenade posted...
they just want to find that dollar store candy and pop you're hiding in there and take it away

at this point, wrists get twisted. wish someone would reach into my shit and say I can't have it.


yea, either that or they're getting slapped with a bag of lifesaver gummies. :v
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