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Yellow 02/27/18 11:14:48 PM #1:	I sliced off the tip of my finger. It's gooone. I'm dizzy. Just sitting here all by myself. I hate shots so much. I really hate shots. I'll take a picture after he takes off my bandages, but I'm not taking them off now. It's still bleeding a decent amount. The skin up until the nail is gone on one half. At least it was my left thumb. My coworker basically insisted I go to the ER. I haven't had my tetnis (?) shot, and the slicer was dirty. /: Oh yeah and this happened in a deli I work at. I wussed out when the nurse gave me a shot, because I fucking hate shots. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBsKplb2E6Q <cite>Yellow posted [p:896902301] in Yay the ER... [t:76365324]...</cite> <quote>I sliced off the tip of my finger. It's gooone. I'm dizzy. Just sitting here all by myself. I hate shots so much. I really hate shots. I'll take a picture after he takes off my bandages, but I'm not taking them off now. It's still bleeding a decent amount. The skin up until the nail is gone on one half. At least it was my left thumb. My coworker basically insisted I go to the ER. I haven't had my tetnis (?) shot, and the slicer was dirty. /: Oh yeah and this happened in a deli I work at. I wussed out when the nurse gave me a shot, because I fucking hate shots.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 02/27/18 11:16:15 PM #2:	Did the customer have to pay for the bit of finger with their order? --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood <cite>Mead posted [p:896902354] in Yay the ER... [t:76365324]...</cite> <quote>Did the customer have to pay for the bit of finger with their order?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheWorstPoster 02/27/18 11:17:47 PM #3:	Which finger? <cite>TheWorstPoster posted [p:896902409] in Yay the ER... [t:76365324]...</cite> <quote>Which finger?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 02/27/18 11:29:33 PM #4:	Mead posted... Did the customer have to pay for the bit of finger with their order? I just made that joke about an hour before it happened. But no, I was taking down the slicer and cleaning it. TheWorstPoster posted... Which finger? The left thumb. It didn't hurt at all. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBsKplb2E6Q <cite>Yellow posted [p:896902930] in Yay the ER... [t:76365324]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mead posted...</cite> <quote>Did the customer have to pay for the bit of finger with their order?</quote> I just made that joke about an hour before it happened. But no, I was taking down the slicer and cleaning it. <cite>TheWorstPoster posted...</cite> <quote>Which finger?</quote> The left thumb. It didn't hurt at all.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheWorstPoster 02/27/18 11:39:44 PM #5:	Yellow posted... The left thumb. It didn't hurt at all. That's not a finger <cite>TheWorstPoster posted [p:896903380] in Yay the ER... [t:76365324]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote> The left thumb. It didn't hurt at all.</quote> That's not a finger</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
acesxhigh 02/27/18 11:41:58 PM #6:	ur gonna get tetris --- http://www.last.fm/user/pr0wnage420 <cite>acesxhigh posted [p:896903466] in Yay the ER... [t:76365324]...</cite> <quote>ur gonna get tetris</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 02/27/18 11:56:45 PM #7:	Ugh. Hopefully they can reattach it. Or do you mean "gone gone" as in you can't find it? If so, that sucks. Doubly so since anybody who's watched GoT is going to make a Peter Baelish joke and think that they're so funny and original. Granted, if you have a bleeding hand, why are you posting? Can't that wait until after it's fixed? Yellow posted... I sliced off the tip of my finger. Yellow posted... At least it was my left thumb. Does the thumb count as a finger? I was always a little confused by the designations. --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. <cite>Zeus posted [p:896904120] in Yay the ER... [t:76365324]...</cite> <quote>Ugh. Hopefully they can reattach it. Or do you mean "gone gone" as in you can't find it? If so, that sucks. Doubly so since anybody who's watched GoT is going to make a Peter Baelish joke and think that they're so funny and original. Granted, if you have a bleeding hand, why are you posting? Can't that wait until after it's fixed? <cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote>I sliced off the tip of my finger. </quote> <cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote>At least it was my left thumb. </quote> Does the thumb count as a finger? I was always a little confused by the designations.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 02/27/18 11:59:24 PM #8:	i remember in high school in 10th grade science class i had to get stitches due to cutting my right pointer finger. hated those stitches. though it was only 3 but i was able to remove those when recovery time ended. didn't feel pain but there was a good spurt of blood that went all over the sink, teacher gave me an F for the assignment. --- every SNAP recipient is a Mercedes driving, Rolex wearing, diamond ring wearing, son of a gun - halomonkey1_3_5 <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:896904243] in Yay the ER... [t:76365324]...</cite> <quote>i remember in high school in 10th grade science class i had to get stitches due to cutting my right pointer finger. hated those stitches. though it was only 3 but i was able to remove those when recovery time ended. didn't feel pain but there was a good spurt of blood that went all over the sink, teacher gave me an F for the assignment.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 02/28/18 12:02:12 AM #9:	kingdrake2 posted... teacher gave me an F for the assignment. fucking bitch --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim team: https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:896904361] in Yay the ER... [t:76365324]...</cite> <quote><cite>kingdrake2 posted...</cite> <quote>teacher gave me an F for the assignment.</quote> fucking bitch</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Teeth 02/28/18 12:02:28 AM #10:	Zeus posted... Does the thumb count as a finger? I was always a little confused by the designations. technically no, it's not a finger, it's a digit. a digit encompasses your fingers, toes, and thumbs. but really, the thumb is a finger. it does the same thing that fingers do, it's just got more range of motion <cite>Teeth posted [p:896904374] in Yay the ER... [t:76365324]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zeus posted...</cite> <quote>Does the thumb count as a finger? I was always a little confused by the designations. </quote> technically no, it's not a finger, it's a digit. a digit encompasses your fingers, toes, and thumbs. but really, the thumb is a finger. it does the same thing that fingers do, it's just got more range of motion</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ClarkDuke 02/28/18 12:09:48 AM #11:	Only the anal bring up the thumb not being a finger, ok? Someone lost half a digit, ok? --- http://i.imgur.com/qL0DHFI.gif http://i.imgur.com/JL9rRLt.gif https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ <cite>ClarkDuke posted [p:896904673] in Yay the ER... [t:76365324]...</cite> <quote>Only the anal bring up the thumb not being a finger, ok? Someone lost half a digit, ok?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheWorstPoster 02/28/18 12:11:04 AM #12:	Anyway, you are now able to give everyone Hi 4.5s <cite>TheWorstPoster posted [p:896904719] in Yay the ER... [t:76365324]...</cite> <quote>Anyway, you are now able to give everyone Hi 4.5s</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SusanGreenEyes 02/28/18 12:12:22 AM #13:	TheWorstPoster posted... Yellow posted... The left thumb. It didn't hurt at all. That's not a finger It's okay. He has a job. It's great to have a job. --- Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken. <cite>SusanGreenEyes posted [p:896904779] in Yay the ER... [t:76365324]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheWorstPoster posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote> The left thumb. It didn't hurt at all.</quote> That's not a finger</quote> It's okay. He has a job. It's great to have a job.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 02/28/18 2:46:13 AM #14:	Man, I wanted to mess with my new Arduino tonight. I'm too out of it though. I don't have the mental capacity or the energy. I lost a ton of blood. Zeus posted... Ugh. Hopefully they can reattach it. Or do you mean "gone gone" as in you can't find it? If so, that sucks. Doubly so since anybody who's watched GoT is going to make a Peter Baelish joke and think that they're so funny and original. Granted, if you have a bleeding hand, why are you posting? Can't that wait until after it's fixed? It wasn't enough to reattach, or so I thought... :/ I can't post a picture now, and I'm not taking off this bandage, I'm not touching this. It cut into a capillary and it took the nurse putting some weird cloth on it to make it stop bleeding. My thumb is uneven now. This is basically what's missing --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBsKplb2E6Q <cite>Yellow posted [p:896909887] in Yay the ER... [t:76365324]...</cite> <quote>Man, I wanted to mess with my new Arduino tonight. I'm too out of it though. I don't have the mental capacity or the energy. I lost a ton of blood. <cite>Zeus posted...</cite> <quote>Ugh. Hopefully they can reattach it. Or do you mean "gone gone" as in you can't find it? If so, that sucks. Doubly so since anybody who's watched GoT is going to make a Peter Baelish joke and think that they're so funny and original. Granted, if you have a bleeding hand, why are you posting? Can't that wait until after it's fixed? </quote> It wasn't enough to reattach, or so I thought... :/ I can't post a picture now, and I'm not taking off this bandage, I'm not touching this. It cut into a capillary and it took the nurse putting some weird cloth on it to make it stop bleeding. My thumb is uneven now. This is basically what's missing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 02/28/18 3:13:29 AM #15:	Ech. Even that visual is a bit too much. That seriously sucks. --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. <cite>Zeus posted [p:896910652] in Yay the ER... [t:76365324]...</cite> <quote>Ech. Even that visual is a bit too much. That seriously sucks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 02/28/18 3:22:38 AM #16:	I really doubt you lost that much blood. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank <cite>Cacciato posted [p:896910897] in Yay the ER... [t:76365324]...</cite> <quote>I really doubt you lost that much blood.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocDelicious 02/28/18 3:23:33 AM #17:	Yo, you work at a deli? I did almost the same thing when I was younger...except it wasn't my fault. Guy I was training to use the slicer turned it on while I had my hand on the blade. Took off my thumbprint. --- o7 Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. <cite>DocDelicious posted [p:896910925] in Yay the ER... [t:76365324]...</cite> <quote>Yo, you work at a deli? I did almost the same thing when I was younger...except it wasn't my fault. Guy I was training to use the slicer turned it on while I had my hand on the blade. Took off my thumbprint.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 02/28/18 11:25:38 AM #18:	i'm satisfied, was disappointed it wasn't a full thumb cutting off but tons of blood description works. --- every SNAP recipient is a Mercedes driving, Rolex wearing, diamond ring wearing, son of a gun - halomonkey1_3_5 <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:896925417] in Yay the ER... [t:76365324]...</cite> <quote>i'm satisfied, was disappointed it wasn't a full thumb cutting off but tons of blood description works.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EvilMegas 02/28/18 11:57:36 AM #19:	This happened --- Official King of Black People http://i.imgur.com/Zk3VS3o.jpg http://imgur.com/a/UeQiE <cite>EvilMegas posted [p:896927252] in Yay the ER... [t:76365324]...</cite> <quote>This happened</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Yellow 03/01/18 4:41:55 AM #21:	EvilMegas posted... This happened https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGjqEyqYaY0 --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBsKplb2E6Q <cite>Yellow posted [p:896975356] in Yay the ER... [t:76365324]...</cite> <quote><cite>EvilMegas posted...</cite> <quote>This happened</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGjqEyqYaY0</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SusanGreenEyes 03/01/18 9:13:11 AM #22:	Feel better soon --- Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken. <cite>SusanGreenEyes posted [p:896981493] in Yay the ER... [t:76365324]...</cite> <quote>Feel better soon</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EvilMegas 03/01/18 9:33:39 AM #23:	Yellow posted... EvilMegas posted... This happened https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGjqEyqYaY0 You proved that someone had a bandage on their thumb? --- Official King of Black People http://i.imgur.com/Zk3VS3o.jpg http://imgur.com/a/UeQiE <cite>EvilMegas posted [p:896982226] in Yay the ER... [t:76365324]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote><cite>EvilMegas posted...</cite> <quote>This happened</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGjqEyqYaY0</quote> You proved that someone had a bandage on their thumb?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 03/01/18 9:46:30 AM #24:	Yellow posted... My thumb is uneven now. This is basically what's missing Lucky it wasnt worse. I cut my pinky off at the middle phalanx, through the bone, tendon, just about everything. Was dangling by a thin strip of flesh. --- https://i.imgur.com/ZwO4qO2.gifv Bluer than velvet was the night... Softer than satin was the light... From the stars... <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:896982635] in Yay the ER... [t:76365324]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote>My thumb is uneven now. This is basically what's missing </quote> Lucky it wasnt worse. I cut my pinky off at the middle phalanx, through the bone, tendon, just about everything. Was dangling by a thin strip of flesh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 03/01/18 12:08:50 PM #25:	Has anyone ever figured out why fingers bleed so damn much? <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:896989250] in Yay the ER... [t:76365324]...</cite> <quote>Has anyone ever figured out why fingers bleed so damn much?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 03/01/18 2:37:53 PM #26:	Questionmarktarius posted... Has anyone ever figured out why fingers bleed so damn much? Because theres blood in them. --- https://i.imgur.com/ZwO4qO2.gifv Bluer than velvet was the night... Softer than satin was the light... From the stars... <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:896997444] in Yay the ER... [t:76365324]...</cite> <quote><cite>Questionmarktarius posted...</cite> <quote>Has anyone ever figured out why fingers bleed so damn much?</quote> Because theres blood in them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 03/02/18 10:00:50 AM #28:	Zangulus posted... That's the weirdest damn tree I've ever seen. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:897042908] in Yay the ER... [t:76365324]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zangulus posted...</cite> <quote></quote> That's the weirdest damn tree I've ever seen.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 03/02/18 3:48:25 PM #29:	I lost part of my pinky. I can show ya if you want. The mail now grows a little weird. Haha. --- Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:897060595] in Yay the ER... [t:76365324]...</cite> <quote>I lost part of my pinky. I can show ya if you want. The mail now grows a little weird. Haha.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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