Poll of the Day > Want $55k a year? Be a sex doll tester! (seriously, like WTF)

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http://theprovince.com/news/world/wanted-company-seeking-sex-doll-tester-to-sleep-with-troop-of-make-believe-temptresses/

A leading sex doll manufacturer is A seeking highly motivated, passionate, detail-oriented man or woman to serve as the companys Product Innovation and Quality Tester.
Or, more bluntly, someone to have a lot of sex with various plastic creations including Maxine, Heidi, Cass, Dawn and every other sex doll Silicon Sex World has on offer.
The company is offering prospective job candidates more than $55,000 a year to sleep with its make-believe temptresses and provide feedback in the aftermath of their hot and steamy experiences.

Yo, incels....


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Staff discounts too?
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Joshs Name posted...

Staff discounts too?

Maybe if you soil one badly enough they just tell you to keep it.
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Those dolls look scary. No thanks.
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HELL yeah
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How is this even a thing? I mean, I get it, but that seems like a lot of money for something creepy dudes would volunteer for.
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I feel like they could get a couple interns to do this for free.
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SmokeMassTree posted...

I feel like they could get a couple interns to do this for free.

Maybe it's some clandestine operation used to steal genetic material?!?!
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Wonder how long you'd have to work there before you got a raise.

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At any rate, the biggest wtf isn't that they're hiring somebody to have sex with those things, but that they're paying them $55k/year to do it. I mean, it's an entry-level position and all.

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TheCyborgNinja posted...

SmokeMassTree posted...

I feel like they could get a couple interns to do this for free.

Maybe it's some clandestine operation used to steal genetic material?!?!

Yeah baby!
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Sure, why not
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Zeus posted...

Wonder how long you'd have to work there before you got a raise.

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At any rate, the biggest wtf isn't that they're hiring somebody to have sex with those things, but that they're paying them $55k/year to do it. I mean, it's an entry-level position and all.

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Well played, old chum.
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TheCyborgNinja posted...

How is this even a thing? I mean, I get it, but that seems like a lot of money for something creepy dudes would volunteer for.

Im sure they want someone that can articulate constructive feedback
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Mead posted...

TheCyborgNinja posted...

How is this even a thing? I mean, I get it, but that seems like a lot of money for something creepy dudes would volunteer for.

Im sure they want someone that can articulate constructive feedback

Anyone who wears a trench coat to the interview is dismissed.
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Icoyar, this is your chance to get a job, ok?
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ClarkDuke posted...

Icoyar, this is your chance to get a job, ok?

Holy shit lol
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ClarkDuke posted...

Icoyar, this is your chance to get a job, ok?

Not a 3DS, 0/10.
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The ideal candidate, the job posting states, would have experience as a porn star.

That explains why they are offering so much money, they want people who have more experience then humping their pillow.
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This strikes me as being a lot like video game testing, in that it superficially looks like a good deal (get paid to play video games/masturbate all day), but the reality is that most of your time is going to be spent playing/boning dysfunctional ones. "Ow, this one hurts," isn't going to be met with "okay, we'll get a new one," it's going to be met with "try a different angle," "try some more lube," "see if this minor adjustment will help," and "why aren't you hard anymore?" That last one is probably why porn star experience is an asset, since they're accustomed to keeping it up despite being uncomfortable and for extended periods of time.
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The real kicker is that they're looking for someone with a lot of previous sexual experiences, so that rules out a lot of people that may have wanted to apply for the job.

green dragon posted...

The real kicker is that they're looking for someone with a lot of previous sexual experiences, so that rules out a lot of people that may have wanted to apply for the job.

yeah, nobody lies on resumes
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I couldn't do it, unless you can just go right from one to another in the same session. But I assume you need to take the time to note some things, and if that ends up being a lot of time I'd just get terrible blue balls. The other option would be to "test" each one to completion, but I don't know if I could handle more than three a day.

Krazy_Kirby posted...

green dragon posted...

The real kicker is that they're looking for someone with a lot of previous sexual experiences, so that rules out a lot of people that may have wanted to apply for the job.

yeah, nobody lies on resumes

Any interviewer worth their salt can tell if you are lying on your resume pretty quickly.
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Oh, and on top of how exhausting it could be just to do the testing, then think about trying to have your normal sex life on top of that. Not that I have one anyway, but who knows, maybe the testing isn't a good replacement for your normal masturbating either, so you could still have that ruined.

adjl posted...

This strikes me as being a lot like video game testing, in that it superficially looks like a good deal (get paid to play video games/masturbate all day), but the reality is that most of your time is going to be spent playing/boning dysfunctional ones. "Ow, this one hurts," isn't going to be met with "okay, we'll get a new one," it's going to be met with "try a different angle," "try some more lube," "see if this minor adjustment will help," and "why aren't you hard anymore?" That last one is probably why porn star experience is an asset, since they're accustomed to keeping it up despite being uncomfortable and for extended periods of time.

Yeah, I assume it's a hard job with long hours and stiff competition, but it's clearly aroused a lot of interest -- since the company mentions being so overwhelmed by applications which came in that they already stopped taking on newcomers -- and I'm sure that the benefits associated with the position will be self-gratifying to the right... I think I'm finally out of puns.

More seriously, the end of the article mentions that the tester is able to work from home (which I assume wasn't just a joke?) so it's probably far less demanding than a porn job. Keep in mind that the things are being tested for pleasure so it's not as performance-based as a porn star's job, although they're likely considering porn stars because they have greater endurance and familiarity with a range of positions (ones that guys might try because they saw them in a porno)
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Krazy_Kirby posted...

green dragon posted...

The real kicker is that they're looking for someone with a lot of previous sexual experiences, so that rules out a lot of people that may have wanted to apply for the job.

yeah, nobody lies on resumes

They could probably tell that some 400lbs version of Napoleon Dynamite wasn't a total ladykiller.
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No one has pointed out that nothing about it specifies that the dolls are based on women
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It's hard work. It's certainly not a job for someone who's soft.
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Mead posted...

No one has pointed out that nothing about it specifies that the dolls are based on women

A silicone hole's a silicone hole. Throw a feminine body pillow case over the non-business end if you need the visuals.

Zeus posted...

Keep in mind that the things are being tested for pleasure so it's not as performance-based as a porn star's job, although they're likely considering porn stars because they have greater endurance and familiarity with a range of positions (ones that guys might try because they saw them in a porno)

Eh, they'd still be expected to go for a long time, and presumably test quite a few prototypes each day. It would be important to have longer sessions with each one, just to make sure the dolls can stand up to protracted use (though machines would probably be the better way to test that). It probably isn't quite as demanding as actually being a porn star, but I can definitely imagine it getting up there.
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lol they've got so many applications they're already no longer accepting them.
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55k. Vacation days. Free gym membership...

Well I found my price to go gay.

Doesnt count since all the girls are dolls but still LOL
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adjl posted...

This strikes me as being a lot like video game testing, in that it superficially looks like a good deal (get paid to play video games/masturbate all day), but the reality is that most of your time is going to be spent playing/boning dysfunctional ones. "Ow, this one hurts," isn't going to be met with "okay, we'll get a new one," it's going to be met with "try a different angle," "try some more lube," "see if this minor adjustment will help," and "why aren't you hard anymore?" That last one is probably why porn star experience is an asset, since they're accustomed to keeping it up despite being uncomfortable and for extended periods of time.

Basically came (no pun intended) into this topic to say this. If they want someone to quality test them, you're dealing with the potential to have the thing lop your dick clean off if it was put together in some catastrophically flawed way - and even if the vast majority of what they give you to test is mostly properly functional, there's likely still going to be a fair amount of uncomfortability and awkwardness every time you get one that's defective or poorly designed in some way.


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So sick of the gender double standard in the sex toy industry.

When a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. But when a guy orders a 240 Volt Fuck Master Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert.
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