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I suppose you have found me sleeping on the couch most nights this week haven't you
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Every time i come out of my hole
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I think it's this time change still throwing me off
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i find it really hard to sleep in situations it's not socially usual to sleep when other people are around. like on a plane, coach, long car ride, on the sofa, etc

...i'm so fucking british >.>
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I fell asleep soon after I got home from work.

I am off work until (maybe)Wednesday. Saturday I will be watching a mlvke woth friends and Monday afternoon is Ed time.

Parappa09 posted...

i find it really hard to sleep in situations it's not socially usual to sleep when other people are around. like on a plane, coach, long car ride, on the sofa, etc

...i'm so fucking british >.>

Same. Except for the British part.
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Welp I just became the first Buttslam Man, got the wife pregnant.

You may all refer to me as Papa BVD or Daddy from now on.
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Congratulations BVD!! Can I be the god father?
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Congratulations!

Just strive not to drown in the swamp of boring heteroness. Remain a fun straightie.
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name the baby after Xell
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BatmanVonDoom posted...

Welp I just became the first Buttslam Man, got the wife pregnant.

You may all refer to me as Papa BVD or Daddy from now on.

Good luck with the kid.

I'm still currently in my "I hate any and all little kids and babies" stage. Things are loud and gross.
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I can't wait till i make my own lil vegys tbh
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...

I can't wait till i make my own lil vegys tbh

name one them trunks
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at least his middle name should be trunks

also congrats bvd
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SSJGrimReaper posted...

name the baby after Xell

I'm currently torn between Kentavious, Al Mualim or SSJGrimReaper.
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Bon qui qui.
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BatmanVonDoom posted...

SSJGrimReaper posted...

name the baby after Xell

I'm currently torn between Kentavious, Al Mualim or SSJGrimReaper.

Well, this is a no brainer. My man grim is a social icon and a man of exceptional talent for wit and hype.
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the baby's first word will be WOW
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holy shit congrats bvd!

how long has she been pregnant?
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Oh yes, congrats!

I have baby fever
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SSJGrimReaper posted...

the baby's first word will be WOW

Tbh I hope its a dragn esque spanish insult
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BatmanVonDoom posted...

SSJGrimReaper posted...

the baby's first word will be WOW

Tbh I hope its a dragn esque spanish insult

Poo...poo...puta!
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Congrats. I think to be fair to us all you just have to name the kid Buttslam.
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Pitbuller_26 posted...

BatmanVonDoom posted...

SSJGrimReaper posted...

the baby's first word will be WOW

Tbh I hope its a dragn esque spanish insult

Poo...poo...puta!

Siiiii
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AvlButtslam posted...

Congrats. I think to be fair to us all you just have to name the kid Buttslam.

i kinda want his middle name to be reflected of us >.>
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Yea let's get that middle name. Buttslam!
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This is why I love Eurovision:

https://mobile.twitter.com/NettaBarzilai/status/974410068589535233
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Saying you're going to get some good sleep is always a lie!!
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I know that's right.
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Dragn, it's not in Spanish but add this to your collection.


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I'm really trying to avoid this trap hole I've been in where I do nothing until 4pm then scramble to finish all my work by 5:30, but it's not going great
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Lol, I guess try to at least start at 3? Then you can slowly get better.
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you guys need to get to the theatre and watch hamilton

its the best musical ive ever seen
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Part of the problem is my coworkers are in the same trap with me and we just joke and fuck around all day, then 4pm panic mode.
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Parappa09 posted...

you guys need to get to the theatre and watch hamilton

its the best musical ive ever seen

Yeah let me go buy some tickets.

Oh wait...
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Im catching feelings. I haven't felt this way since my ex. It's happening boys. If things keep moving this way, my bachelor life will be over.
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I'm sorry but I told you, I just don't feel the same way.
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But last night was so magical Avi
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WOW
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what did y'all do last night, MT?

i mean with the girl not with your gay sidepiece
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_Near_ posted...

what did y'all do last night, MT?

i mean with the girl not with your gay sidepiece

He let Avi partake in the devil's three way
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MT is ready to settle down and have some #MiniTechs
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Pass me your Chadbook filled with hot chick numbers when you finally settle MT
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Is this why Mega hasnot been around lately?
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Yes he has been busy purchasing baby clothes and accessories
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It's so amusing to ne what a distorted perception of MT you guys all have
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Buncha jokesters!!! BVD is the ButtSlam Daddy!

_Near_ posted...

i mean with the girl not with your gay sidepiece

LOL

Well I've been hanging out with her ever since we met at Magfest(early Jan). I've been taking it really slow and it's gotten me to really get to know her as a person. I really admire what she has going on and when we hang out, everything just feels natural. I'm starting to get that feeling where you could be doing absolutely nothing and still enjoy each other's company.

Hung out Saturday night for st Patricks. She met up with my me and my friends and we stayed up basically all night. She stayed over for the first time and we talked forever. First time doing anything intimate (not sex). We just hung out till Sunday afternoon and I took her home. It doesn't sound like much on paper but the way it felt was the thing. We held hands in the Uber from the bar lol. Like that kinda thing just doesn't happen unless there is a connection. Stuff like that. Being all cutesy and close. Going to keep this rolling to see if the feeling holds up for a decent amount of time. I'm not trying to pull any triggers early.
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dragnmaninferno posted...

Is this why Mega hasnot been around lately?

I've been in school since beginning of February so I'm just busy
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MegaTech posted...

dragnmaninferno posted...

Is this why Mega hasnot been around lately?

I've been in school since beginning of February so I'm just busy

Oh yes that's right.

MegaTech posted...

Buncha jokesters!!! BVD is the ButtSlam Daddy!

_Near_ posted...

i mean with the girl not with your gay sidepiece

LOL

Well I've been hanging out with her ever since we met at Magfest(early Jan). I've been taking it really slow and it's gotten me to really get to know her as a person. I really admire what she has going on and when we hang out, everything just feels natural. I'm starting to get that feeling where you could be doing absolutely nothing and still enjoy each other's company.

Hung out Saturday night for st Patricks. She met up with my me and my friends and we stayed up basically all night. She stayed over for the first time and we talked forever. First time doing anything intimate (not sex). We just hung out till Sunday afternoon and I took her home. It doesn't sound like much on paper but the way it felt was the thing. We held hands in the Uber from the bar lol. Like that kinda thing just doesn't happen unless there is a connection. Stuff like that. Being all cutesy and close. Going to keep this rolling to see if the feeling holds up for a decent amount of time. I'm not trying to pull any triggers early.

Sounds like Ed and I. It's great huh.
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dragnmaninferno posted...

Sounds like Ed and I. It's great huh.

Yea dude. That sweet dopamine release
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MegaTech posted...

Buncha jokesters!!! BVD is the ButtSlam Daddy!

_Near_ posted...

i mean with the girl not with your gay sidepiece

LOL

Well I've been hanging out with her ever since we met at Magfest(early Jan). I've been taking it really slow and it's gotten me to really get to know her as a person. I really admire what she has going on and when we hang out, everything just feels natural. I'm starting to get that feeling where you could be doing absolutely nothing and still enjoy each other's company.

Hung out Saturday night for st Patricks. She met up with my me and my friends and we stayed up basically all night. She stayed over for the first time and we talked forever. First time doing anything intimate (not sex). We just hung out till Sunday afternoon and I took her home. It doesn't sound like much on paper but the way it felt was the thing. We held hands in the Uber from the bar lol. Like that kinda thing just doesn't happen unless there is a connection. Stuff like that. Being all cutesy and close. Going to keep this rolling to see if the feeling holds up for a decent amount of time. I'm not trying to pull any triggers early.

I'm like a proud father
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