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i use buttslammin as a general term for having fun

you don't literally have to be out there crushing cheeks tbh

MegaTech posted...

I bet you are grim. What you got planned big kahuna?

nothing much really, going to a relative's b-day party tomorrow
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Ah that'll be fun i hope. If not sit there like


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Got a present for the party, Grim?

Im actually gonna have a calm weekend after all the raves and Eastern Europeness. Cleaning, gym, Netflix, cooking.
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Sounds chill BL. I went to church for the first time in like 7 years
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Lol!! I thought I'd burst into flames as I walked in. He forgives all
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Bitch, please, you wholesome as fuck
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i only go to church for wine and crackers
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I'm actually sexy a fuck
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Same
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I've only been in a church 3 times in my life like a true white boy.
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Dragn has informed me he is no longer posting on gamefaqs. Gamefaqs numbers continue to fall. In 5 years will it just be vegy?
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And nothing of value was lost
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Jkjk that was mean even for me
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RIP #BabkaBoyz
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Lol, he was the best punching bag
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The flames of the dragnfire have burnt out
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With dragqn gone, who will be our new victim?

I vote MT tbh

Hey MT fuck you
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Youd like that, wouldn't you
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Damn, that feel when you see someone posting on gamefaqs and not texting you back.

@MacadamianNut3 imcallingyouout
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Tbh I'm pretty close to stopping posting too
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and that's how the buttslam boyz died
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MegaTech posted...

Damn, that feel when you see someone posting on gamefaqs and not texting you back.

@MacadamianNut3 imcallingyouout

Edit: damn my text app is scuffed I just noticed the message but didn't get a notification >_>
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Macnutz is screening MT's texts WOW
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Wtf!
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Damn!
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Y'all stopped being amusing like 5 topics ago
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It all starting going downhill when Xell left
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yeah, i barely post anyway.

AvlButtslam posted...

Y'all stopped being amusing like 5 topics ago

that's like 6 months ago
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_Near_ posted...

and that's how the buttslam boyz died

What else can I do to entertain you all!?!?

Or is this death by natural causes?
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...

It all starting going downhill when Xell left

I feel that way too. We had a certain ecosystem here and his absence broke the cycle
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yeah, that could be it.

xell left because of how shitty the site became so i guess that's kinda like global warming?

literally every time I open chrome, either my first or second tab is CE. so our topics are gonna have to become REALLY shitty for me to stop doing that
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I normally only post when I'm bored at work and tbh my office/coworkers have become really fun
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I'll probably be posting a bit more, actually

After taking the bar and spending a month job hunting, I'm starting an office job tomorrow. So I'm guessing I'll have some boring down time.
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Congrats near! Will you be in a cubicle with the rest of us wage slaves?
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AvlButtslam posted...

Y'all stopped being amusing like 5 topics ago

We never were tbh
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We need some cegals up in here

Or cute white boys
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This time last year I'm pretty sure we were killing these topics.

Cegals and white boys are the antitheses of this group vegy.

But if we must have cegals. Gather them at the MegaGroupies general
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MegaTech posted...

Congrats near! Will you be in a cubicle with the rest of us wage slaves?

Most likely. I'll know for sure by tomorrow. They did say that they would promote me to lawyer when I get my license so that's tits.
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Fuck yea! All that hard work has come to fruition. Good job. So when will you be mailing me my get out of jail free card
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tfw I was able to dump off the spare coke from the Superb Owl to some suckers last week and now I can do the same this weekend with my Sprite to some more suc--friends

also tfw I coincidentally started drinking at home again the following night and now I have two cans of coke to finish off half a bottle of rum
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Sounds like something you should share with your pals
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When can the Law Offices of Hogarth, Near, and Benowitz take my case
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MegaTech posted...

Fuck yea! All that hard work has come to fruition. Good job. So when will you be mailing me my get out of jail free card

Thanks man. I find out if I passed the bar exam next week so let's hope I can start printing those cards.

CoolBeansAvi posted...

When can the Law Offices of Hogarth, Near, and Benowitz take my case

Fuck benowitz. Speaking of which, I finished JJ season 2 some days ago. Jeri is consistently my favorite character. I aspire to be lesbian Trinity when I become a lawyer.
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I like how @MacadamianNut3 still gets people with that im 5'6" 264 pounds bullcrap. Even someone who met you in real life still bit lmao. I dont say a word!
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Tbf though it's been like 2 months since we've seen each other and a lot can change

I would never lie on the internet!
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Of course. people randomly shrink all the time. Im sorry to have accused you.
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Wow wtf you say imply my height is a lie but not the weight

-_-
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You said a lot can change. Weight can definitely change.

/shrug
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WOW
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