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IdiotMachine
03/12/18 1:34:39 AM
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A 50 year old man finds a fountain of youth, and goes in swimming, returning his body to when he was a 14 year old boy. Would it be wrong for him to date other girls his age?
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Sayoria
03/12/18 1:36:21 AM
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As long as he lives in Kentucky, he can diddle lil fillies and the law reckons it is purdy darn gud.
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Pepys Monster
03/12/18 1:38:04 AM
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Legally, he's still 50. Biologically, he may be 14, but he's not in the clear.
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Vulgorn
03/12/18 1:38:56 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Legally, he's still 50. Biologically, he may be 14, but he's not in the clear.

You're not that far off from him though with you being 29/30 and dating an 18 year old
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Pepys Monster
03/12/18 1:45:46 AM
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Vulgorn posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Legally, he's still 50. Biologically, he may be 14, but he's not in the clear.

You're not that far off from him though with you being 29/30 and dating an 18 year old

50 - 14 = 36 year difference
29 - 18 = 11 year difference

Also, she's legal and likes me.
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Turbam
03/12/18 1:47:14 AM
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Imagine going back to date younger girls instead of doing some /ss/ with cute moms.
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SubtletyRefuge
03/12/18 6:21:28 AM
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Vulgorn posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Legally, he's still 50. Biologically, he may be 14, but he's not in the clear.

You're not that far off from him though with you being 29/30 and dating an 18 year old

Nope. 14 hasn't finished puberty yet. 18 has finished puberty by a long time.
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PoopPotato
03/12/18 6:37:50 AM
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I always think of this when people ask if you could time travel back into high school.
At first I'm like "yeah, I'd try to smash all the hotties"
But then I realize how creepy that would be. Plus, teenagers are annoying as all get at.
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MediumRare
03/12/18 8:46:20 AM
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I would choose 18 years old instead of 14, I really don't want to go through high school again.
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Samaellives91
03/12/18 8:58:16 AM
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No. It's why the whole Trunks x Mai thing from Dragonball Super is creepy as fuck.
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spikethedevil
03/12/18 9:00:20 AM
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SubtletyRefuge posted...
Vulgorn posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Legally, he's still 50. Biologically, he may be 14, but he's not in the clear.

You're not that far off from him though with you being 29/30 and dating an 18 year old

Nope. 14 hasn't finished puberty yet. 18 has finished puberty by a long time.


Depends on the person.
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RE_expert44
03/12/18 9:00:46 AM
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Legally? Depends on the region of the world he lives in.
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Sada_Pop
03/12/18 9:02:04 AM
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Is it really that difficult to just fuck someone of legal age?
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Solar_Crimson
03/12/18 9:38:11 AM
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Sada_Pop posted...
Is it really that difficult to just fuck someone of legal age?

If he's physically 14, then it still wouldn't be legal.
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Sada_Pop
03/12/18 10:32:41 AM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Sada_Pop posted...
Is it really that difficult to just fuck someone of legal age?

If he's physically 14, then it still wouldn't be legal.


No shit
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Pepys Monster
03/12/18 6:36:51 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Sada_Pop posted...
Is it really that difficult to just fuck someone of legal age?

If he's physically 14, then it still wouldn't be legal.

How do you figure? Legally, his age would be 50.
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Skye Reynolds
03/12/18 6:41:53 PM
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Why not just have a woman of legal age enter the fountain?

If you have a fountain of youth, and a desire for a 14 year old, why not just turn an adult into your teenage dream? I'm sure some woman would be willing.
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DragonGirlYuki
03/12/18 6:43:18 PM
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I think 14 is still below the age of consent in most places so both will get in trouble.
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Spidey5
03/12/18 6:43:21 PM
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Samaellives91 posted...
No. It's why the whole Trunks x Mai thing from Dragonball Super is creepy as fuck.

Yeah, I'm thinking of skipping that arc tbh cause Toriyama should be in a care facility.
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Lost_All_Senses
03/12/18 6:45:30 PM
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Does the fountain of youth effect his brain? Cause if not then it's still fucked. There is no case where a 50 year old isn't manipulating a 14 year old.
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Skye Reynolds
03/12/18 6:46:59 PM
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Wait, what? This is a Dragon Ball plot point and not just CE being ephebophilic again?

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
03/12/18 6:51:29 PM
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@Turbam posted...
Imagine going back to date younger girls instead of doing some /ss/ with cute moms.

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SubtletyRefuge
03/12/18 6:52:59 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
SubtletyRefuge posted...
Vulgorn posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Legally, he's still 50. Biologically, he may be 14, but he's not in the clear.

You're not that far off from him though with you being 29/30 and dating an 18 year old

Nope. 14 hasn't finished puberty yet. 18 has finished puberty by a long time.


Depends on the person.

Vast majority of the time.
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Renault
03/12/18 6:54:33 PM
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MacadamianNut3
03/12/18 6:56:01 PM
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Evaluate your life and the bad choices you have made up to this point
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DeanAuryn
03/12/18 6:56:10 PM
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Wish I had a fountain of youth.
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