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Virus731
03/12/18 2:10:34 AM
#1:


I hooked up with this girl back in December and we've kinda been fuck buddies since. I really can't commit to someone unless I'm head over heels so I try and make sure she doesn't fall in love or anything. Fast forward to now and I found out she is poly and has another guy who is more like her boyfriend than fuck buddy.

I am really not a big fan of the whole situation but at the end of the day I'd rather get laid once a week than nothing. As an only child though, I'm reaaaaallllllyyy not good with sharing my toys. I can't really get upset at her though because I am so distant and am pretty bad at affection.

Would you accept being the guy on the side?
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DocileOrangeCup
03/12/18 2:11:07 AM
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Eevee-Trainer
03/12/18 2:11:48 AM
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Touch Docile's butt
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Gamer99z
03/12/18 2:12:01 AM
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Virus731 posted...
As an only child though, I'm reaaaaallllllyyy not good with sharing my toys.

>_>
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Burgess
03/12/18 2:12:02 AM
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Bail.
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Virus731
03/12/18 2:14:39 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
touch my butt


Depends how many guys touching your butt there already is.

Gamer99z posted...
Virus731 posted...
As an only child though, I'm reaaaaallllllyyy not good with sharing my toys.

>_>


What does this mean?

Burgess posted...
Bail.


I often get like two weeks without saying much to her and then she'll ask to come over and I'm just like "hmmm she usually has money to spend on me too + getting laid"
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chill02
03/12/18 2:17:55 AM
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eat soap
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KingArthur3D
03/12/18 2:19:08 AM
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Virus731 posted...
I hooked up with this girl back in December and we've kinda been fuck buddies since. I really can't commit to someone unless I'm head over heels so I try and make sure she doesn't fall in love or anything. Fast forward to now and I found out she is poly and has another guy who is more like her boyfriend than fuck buddy.

I am really not a big fan of the whole situation but at the end of the day I'd rather get laid once a week than nothing. As an only child though, I'm reaaaaallllllyyy not good with sharing my toys. I can't really get upset at her though because I am so distant and am pretty bad at affection.

Would you accept being the guy on the side?


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Virus731
03/12/18 2:21:02 AM
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KingArthur3D posted...
Virus731 posted...
I hooked up with this girl back in December and we've kinda been fuck buddies since. I really can't commit to someone unless I'm head over heels so I try and make sure she doesn't fall in love or anything. Fast forward to now and I found out she is poly and has another guy who is more like her boyfriend than fuck buddy.

I am really not a big fan of the whole situation but at the end of the day I'd rather get laid once a week than nothing. As an only child though, I'm reaaaaallllllyyy not good with sharing my toys. I can't really get upset at her though because I am so distant and am pretty bad at affection.

Would you accept being the guy on the side?




I'm sorry, I don't understand?
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thronedfire2
03/12/18 2:22:26 AM
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Well it doesn't seem like you actually care about this girl at all so you might as well keep getting laid every once in a while if she's not exclusive with the other guy
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Virus731
03/12/18 2:24:43 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Well it doesn't seem like you actually care about this girl at all so you might as well keep getting laid every once in a while if she's not exclusive with the other guy


You're right, I don't really care for her. It's not her fault, I'm just not into her as a partner and I'd say I'm 5/10 attracted to her (she isn't ugly either). I'm just childish about it I guess. It's literally a cooties kind of scenario.
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_MorningStar
03/12/18 2:29:59 AM
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Virus731 posted...
KingArthur3D posted...
Virus731 posted...
I hooked up with this girl back in December and we've kinda been fuck buddies since. I really can't commit to someone unless I'm head over heels so I try and make sure she doesn't fall in love or anything. Fast forward to now and I found out she is poly and has another guy who is more like her boyfriend than fuck buddy.

I am really not a big fan of the whole situation but at the end of the day I'd rather get laid once a week than nothing. As an only child though, I'm reaaaaallllllyyy not good with sharing my toys. I can't really get upset at her though because I am so distant and am pretty bad at affection.

Would you accept being the guy on the side?




I'm sorry, I don't understand?

This is how we know your story isn't true. You have no world experience if you can't figure that out.
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Lost_All_Senses
03/12/18 2:31:56 AM
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If she had cooties you already would of caught cooties. I like how your moral compass just isn't there and it's just about how you don't want to share.
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Virus731
03/12/18 2:32:16 AM
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_MorningStar posted...
This is how we know your story isn't true. You have no world experience if you can't figure that out.


Oh I thought you were calling me bullshit because of being a whiny only child. If I was going to make something up on CE, it would be much more embellished than something as benign as this.

Lost_All_Senses posted...
If she had cooties you already would of caught cooties. I like how your moral compass just isn't there and it's just about how you don't want to share.


No I mean the grade school definition of cooties. What does a moral compass have to do with this? She is poly, if you didn't read that part. The other guy knows about me lol.
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Lost_All_Senses
03/12/18 2:34:55 AM
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Virus731 posted...
_MorningStar posted...
This is how we know your story isn't true. You have no world experience if you can't figure that out.


Oh I thought you were calling me bullshit because of being a whiny only child. If I was going to make something up on CE, it would be much more embellished than something as benign as this.

Lost_All_Senses posted...
If she had cooties you already would of caught cooties. I like how your moral compass just isn't there and it's just about how you don't want to share.


No I mean the grade school definition of cooties. What does a moral compass have to do with this? She is poly, if you didn't read that part. The other guy knows about me lol.


Ah, I don't subscribe to that word. I stand corrected. I don't know what grade school cooties is. I thought we meant stds or something
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Virus731
03/12/18 2:36:20 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Ah, I don't subscribe to that word. I stand corrected. I don't know what grade school cooties is. I thought we meant stds or something


It's more in the sense I just don't like going where other penises have been recently. I told her about this and she was asked whats the minimum amount of time without the other dude that I'd go down on her. I told her a week but if you get me drunk exceptions may be made.
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Lost_All_Senses
03/12/18 2:38:13 AM
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Virus731 posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Ah, I don't subscribe to that word. I stand corrected. I don't know what grade school cooties is. I thought we meant stds or something


It's more in the sense I just don't like going where other penises have been recently. I told her about this and she was asked whats the minimum amount of time without the other dude that I'd go down on her. I told her a week but if you get me drunk exceptions may be made.


Are you white? Cause I really wanna say "white people are crazy" to this.
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SpiralDrift
03/12/18 2:39:40 AM
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I would assume there were others she hasn't mentioned yet and get tested ASAP.
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Virus731
03/12/18 2:44:09 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Are you white? Cause I really wanna say "white people are crazy" to this.


I'm half Mexican but I got the white end of the stick... so yeah.

SpiralDrift posted...
I would assume there were others she hasn't mentioned yet and get tested ASAP.


I'm pretty sure it's a part of the poly code to make sure that you tell your partners about everything.
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SpiralDrift
03/12/18 2:48:19 AM
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Virus731 posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
I would assume there were others she hasn't mentioned yet and get tested ASAP.


I'm pretty sure it's a part of the poly code to make sure that you tell your partners about everything.

Do you believe that all polys follow this code?
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Virus731
03/12/18 2:50:44 AM
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SpiralDrift posted...
Virus731 posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
I would assume there were others she hasn't mentioned yet and get tested ASAP.


I'm pretty sure it's a part of the poly code to make sure that you tell your partners about everything.

Do you believe that all polys follow this code?


What is your opinion on one night stands then? Do you get yourself checked even while using a rubber?
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Lost_All_Senses
03/12/18 2:53:32 AM
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Virus731 posted...
I'm half Mexican but I got the white end of the stick... so yeah.


Fuckin twinsies bro. I can't describe myself better. I still use my mexican side to judge white people when I feel like it cause why not.
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SpiralDrift
03/12/18 2:54:36 AM
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Virus731 posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
Virus731 posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
I would assume there were others she hasn't mentioned yet and get tested ASAP.


I'm pretty sure it's a part of the poly code to make sure that you tell your partners about everything.

Do you believe that all polys follow this code?


What is your opinion on one night stands then? Do you get yourself checked even while using a rubber?

I'd make a point to get tested after. Maybe not the very next day since that wouldn't make for an effective test anyway, but eventually, and regularly. Things may be different where you live, I don't know, but I personally wouldn't risk it. But to each their own. Different people, different places.
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bulletproofvita
03/12/18 2:55:54 AM
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She has a boyfriend hey.... Time to bail... Or be honest lol
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Virus731
03/12/18 2:58:00 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Virus731 posted...
I'm half Mexican but I got the white end of the stick... so yeah.


Fuckin twinsies bro. I can't describe myself better. I still use my mexican side to judge white people when I feel like it cause why not.


Haha. I'm Australian too so for some reason I feel when I do eventually move to the States I won't be accepted as a true Mexican.

SpiralDrift posted...
Virus731 posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
Virus731 posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
I would assume there were others she hasn't mentioned yet and get tested ASAP.


I'm pretty sure it's a part of the poly code to make sure that you tell your partners about everything.

Do you believe that all polys follow this code?


What is your opinion on one night stands then? Do you get yourself checked even while using a rubber?

I'd make a point to get tested after. Maybe not the very next day since that wouldn't make for an effective test anyway, but eventually, and regularly. Things may be different where you live, I don't know, but I personally wouldn't risk it. But to each their own. Different people, different places.


Yeah... I don't really know the sort of girls that you're talking about so different places I guess.
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