Current Events > My coworkers would rather be bored at their desks than play a game of foosball.

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These people are so fucking boring

Four of us here, our boss isn't even here. I walk by the desks and all three of them are either on their cell phones or on a website that isn't the work website

I ask if they wanna play and they're like meh I have stuff to do, which is legit since it's 3 and we generally only play between 11-1 or after 4

But every single time I walk past, they're back to fucking around on their phones or wherever

come on people, seriously
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They are remnants of the first generation that didn't play outside.

No social graces other than social media "interactions."

EnterTheTekken posted...

They are remnants of the first generation that didn't play outside.

No social graces other than social media "interactions."

i guess, but i mean the office plays foosball every fucking day though, idk why today all of a sudden nobody wants to play

oh that's right it's because i'd be playing too and god forbid i get on the table, even when our boss isn't even here to enforce his cute little prank
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This is some strange and hilarious gimmick
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I think it's pretty clear by now that they just don't want to play foosball with you.
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Foosball is the devil, Bobby!
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You either can not handle the responsibilities you have now and need to be let go or you need more responsibilities with a pay raise. I obviously do not know however my guess is you need more responsibilities with a pay raise.
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Cookie Bag posted...

This is some strange and hilarious gimmick

DevsBro posted...

I think it's pretty clear by now that they just don't want to play foosball with you.

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Holy shit, no one fucking cares. Stop fucking posting about foosball.
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DevsBro posted...

I think it's pretty clear by now that they just don't want to play foosball with you.

Considering how they spend two hours a day on it, I find it suspect that they would rather not play at all than not play with me.

I can accept being the last choice, but if they're willing to sacrifice their own satisfaction just to perpetuate a silly scheme, then they're fucking pathetic.

On-topic: I had to play with Guy 3 today and he's such a fucking turd to me for no reason

No matter how "garbage" (lucky) a goal given up may be (i.e. it ricochets off seven different guys before going in), he still bitches at me like "wow how could you let that in? do something! be better at this game!" and general shit like that, but he's legit not being sarcastic like the rest of us are with our shit-talking. And he only acts like this to me. No matter who else he's partnered with, even if they give up a garbage goal, he just says nothing about it.

I don't know why the fuck he hates me

But today I found out he didn't graduate college and only has this job because one of our coworkers' brothers is dating his mom, and so he got the job through that guy's referral, despite being woefully unqualified (only other jobs are DJ and snowboard instructor)

lmfao
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Maybe your coworkers are busy shitposting on Current Events.
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DragonGirlYuki posted...

Maybe your coworkers are busy shitposting on Current Events.

maybe

lol Guy 3 is such a piece of shit, he continued ripping me a few minutes ago by saying to our boss "yeah and Muffinz0rz contributed to (Guys 2 and 4) victory because he sucked so bad"

something is wrong with this kid and my boss; both of them can't pass up a chance to make someone else look bad just to raise themselves up

they just started and i can't leave because my boss looked like he was about to walk out the door, but he said "alright maybe i'll stick around to play," the possible implication being that he's just going to play one game, which means i can't leave because if he leaves after one game, it would only be ~415 or so and he'd know i left early
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don't you ever have work to do at work?
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thronedfire2 posted...

don't you ever have work to do at work?

yeah but it's such an easy job i can knock it all out in an hour (though i spread that across a full workday so i can at least look like i'm getting shit done, as opposed to shitposting for seven straight hours)
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Muffinz0rz posted...

I find it suspect that they would rather not play at all than not play with me.

You're literally the only one.

Everyone else knows that is exactly the case.
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Muffinz0rz posted...

thronedfire2 posted...

don't you ever have work to do at work?

yeah but it's such an easy job i can knock it all out in an hour (though i spread that across a full workday so i can at least look like i'm getting shit done, as opposed to shitposting for seven straight hours)

Lol I do the same thing.
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DrizztLink posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

I find it suspect that they would rather not play at all than not play with me.

You're literally the only one.

Everyone else knows that is exactly the case.

Except the "reason" for them not wanting to play is because my boss put them up to it

I've said many times in prior topics that I've checked my behavior, my skill level, what i say, how much i talk, and all that shit, and there's absolutely nothing i do differently than they do.

my boss just thinks it's funny to punk me, and everyone else has their noses too far up his rectum to say "hey i'd rather play foosball with you than sacrifice my own happiness over a dumb joke"

DragonGirlYuki posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

thronedfire2 posted...

don't you ever have work to do at work?

yeah but it's such an easy job i can knock it all out in an hour (though i spread that across a full workday so i can at least look like i'm getting shit done, as opposed to shitposting for seven straight hours)

Lol I do the same thing.

right?

illusion of being productive >>>>>> actually being productive
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Ah yeah. I have to keep my ears open to hear when people walk by so I can put my phone away.
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Yes, obviously the reason nobody wants to hang out with you is that there's a conspiracy.

It can't be that you're the type of person that looks between the options of "maybe it's me" and "IT'S A CONSPIRACY" and literally picks the latter.
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DrizztLink posted...

maybe it's me

Muffinz0rz posted...

I've said many times in prior topics that I've checked my behavior, my skill level, what i say, how much i talk, and all that shit, and there's absolutely nothing i do differently than they do.

my boss just thinks it's funny to punk me, and everyone else has their noses too far up his rectum to say "hey i'd rather play foosball with you than sacrifice my own happiness over a dumb joke"

EDIT: Especially when such a sour, sore loser like Guy 3 is still regularly playing to no complaints
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You've got zero self-awareness, so I doubt the objectivity there.
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DrizztLink posted...

You've got zero self-awareness, so I doubt the objectivity there.

imagine thinking i'm even 1% IRL like i behave on here
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The lame gimmick saga continues
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Omnislasher posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

DrizztLink posted...

You've got zero self-awareness, so I doubt the objectivity there.

imagine thinking i'm even 1% IRL like i behave on here

seriously man, unless you are straight up trolling us completely, you most definitely have zero self-awareness

it's actually concerning

Muffinz0rz posted...

imagine thinking i'm even 1% IRL like i behave on here

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JustMyOpinion posted...

Muffy is getting rekt rammed in this topic! Luckily I'm here now so he can pretend to save face by changing the subject and complaining about my sig, as he's been doing for months and months.

JMO: "I'm changing the subject"
JMO: "hahahah fuck muffy for changing the subject"

ok

change your sig
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Muffinz0rz posted...

DrizztLink posted...

You've got zero self-awareness, so I doubt the objectivity there.

imagine thinking i'm even 1% IRL like i behave on here

Assuming your foosball stories arent completely fabricated, its clear that your coworkers really dont care for you and go to great lengths to avoid spending time with you. Taking that into consideration, I dont think its unreasonable to believe that you might repel people IRL in the same manner that you do online.
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I wonder if all of TC's co-workers hang out with each other after work and never invite TC.
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It's such a fuckin slow day at work... I've spent most of the afternoon just sitting here, begging for work.
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JustMyOpinion posted...

Nah. I'd much rather hear about how everyone at work doesn't want to associate with you. I wonder why.

Read the topic

0AbsoluteZero0 posted...

Assuming your foosball stories arent completely fabricated, its clear that your coworkers really dont care for you and go to great lengths to avoid spending time with you. Taking that into consideration, I dont think its unreasonable to believe that you might repel people IRL in the same manner that you do online.

Muffinz0rz posted...

imagine thinking i'm even 1% IRL like i behave on here

Kajagogo posted...

I wonder if all of TC's co-workers hang out with each other after work and never invite TC.

lmfao that'd be pretty funny tbh, would just go to show how insecure they are about themselves, so they go to great lengths to make sure they feel superior to someone else

JustMyOpinion posted...

Slammed! Shut the fuck up and accept who you are Muffy.

Instead of constantly piggy-backing off what other people say in an attempt to join the "winning" side, why don't you actually try contributing a point of your own?

Or, y'know, add at least an L to your sig and/or defend yourself in the other topic instead of running away from the truth.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76367292
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I dunno about your coworkers but I'd much rather stare off into space than play foosball