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Alakazamtrainer
03/26/18 2:36:14 PM
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... a random porn star appears (male or female) to have sex with you. You cannot refuse. If it's a male star, then you are the receiver, no options on this.

Will you take the money?
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Shotgunnova
03/26/18 2:38:36 PM
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Naw, man. Naw.
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Veggeta X
03/26/18 2:40:00 PM
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Nope
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Mufflnz0rz
03/26/18 2:40:39 PM
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yes but they have to be gentle and STD-free
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AlephZero
03/26/18 2:41:56 PM
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i don't have a billion dollars is there a cheaper option
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Funkydog
03/26/18 2:42:04 PM
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Bullet_Wing posted...
Are they clean? Or is there a possibility of STDs here?

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Lost_All_Senses
03/26/18 2:42:27 PM
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Mufflnz0rz posted...
yes but they have to be gentle and STD-free


This. Im sure Ill get use to it mentally and it'll just be a weekly discomfort eventually.
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Steelix500
03/26/18 2:43:41 PM
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No
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wackyteen
03/26/18 2:45:18 PM
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Sounds lovely.
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Alakazamtrainer
03/26/18 2:49:11 PM
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Funkydog posted...
Bullet_Wing posted...
Are they clean? Or is there a possibility of STDs here?


Yes they are clean, and recently tested
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Anarchy_Juiblex
03/26/18 2:50:14 PM
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AlephZero posted...
i don't have a billion dollars is there a cheaper option


hueheuhehue
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BLAKUboy
03/26/18 2:51:06 PM
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What's the downside?
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Mufflnz0rz
03/26/18 2:52:42 PM
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Alakazamtrainer posted...
Funkydog posted...
Bullet_Wing posted...
Are they clean? Or is there a possibility of STDs here?


Yes they are clean, and recently tested

are they at least gentle enough to the point where they'll lube up and not cause physical pain?
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Cocytus
03/26/18 2:54:49 PM
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Alakazamtrainer posted...
... a random porn star appears (male or female) to have sex with you. You cannot refuse. If it's a male star, then you are the receiver, no options on this.

Will you take the money?

Deal
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Kanaya413
03/26/18 2:55:42 PM
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BLAKUboy posted...
What's the downside?

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Alakazamtrainer
03/26/18 2:57:00 PM
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Mufflnz0rz posted...
Alakazamtrainer posted...
Funkydog posted...
Bullet_Wing posted...
Are they clean? Or is there a possibility of STDs here?


Yes they are clean, and recently tested

are they at least gentle enough to the point where they'll lube up and not cause physical pain?


Yes they will lube up and lube you up.

However the latter depends on the star, as some of the male stars tend to be brutal with bottoms
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_Krave_
03/26/18 2:58:47 PM
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Eh, this is horribly biased in favor of bisexuals.
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Ilishe
03/26/18 3:00:12 PM
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No
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Mufflnz0rz
03/26/18 3:00:37 PM
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Alakazamtrainer posted...
Mufflnz0rz posted...
Alakazamtrainer posted...
Funkydog posted...
Bullet_Wing posted...
Are they clean? Or is there a possibility of STDs here?


Yes they are clean, and recently tested

are they at least gentle enough to the point where they'll lube up and not cause physical pain?


Yes they will lube up and lube you up.

However the latter depends on the star, as some of the male stars tend to be brutal with bottoms

can i use a safe word and call time out periodically

like is it so rough that it might actually cause internal damage and/or pain after it's over?
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GunmaN1905
03/26/18 3:01:19 PM
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No.

And literally no poll.
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Antifar
03/26/18 3:01:42 PM
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How are we defining star? I'm just thinking in mainstream porn a lot more women are employed then men.
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EscapeFromHell
03/26/18 3:02:53 PM
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Can I perform oral on the guy instead of getting rammed?
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Alakazamtrainer
03/26/18 3:06:56 PM
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Antifar posted...
How are we defining star? I'm just thinking in mainstream porn a lot more women are employed then men.


Mainstream including gay mainstream

@Mufflnz0rz

Yes safe words are allowed

EscapeFromHell posted...
Can I perform oral on the guy instead of getting rammed?


Up to you and whomever your with.

_Krave_ posted...
Eh, this is horribly biased in favor of bisexuals.


To be fair, I'll make it 1/4 that it goes against your sexualility.
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eggcorn
03/26/18 3:07:14 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Naw, man. Naw.

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EscapeFromHell
03/26/18 3:07:53 PM
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I mean, if I'm allowed to keep my butthole tight, deal!
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pinky0926
03/26/18 3:09:29 PM
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I feel like even if you're straight you'd have to seriously consider this. You already get fucked by everyone else in your life, at least this would streamline the fucking into one easily manageable avenue.
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chollima
03/26/18 3:10:33 PM
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Alakazamtrainer posted...
... a random porn star appears (male or female) to have sex with you. You cannot refuse. If it's a male star, then you are the receiver, no options on this.

Will you take the money?


ryX8ZyI

no
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thronedfire2
03/26/18 3:11:56 PM
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ok

even if you're straight I don't see how that can be worse than working full time for the rest of your life
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Lost_All_Senses
03/26/18 3:14:26 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
I feel like even if you're straight you'd have to seriously consider this. You already get fucked by everyone else in your life, at least this would streamline the fucking into one easily manageable avenue.

thronedfire2 posted...
ok

even if you're straight I don't see how that can be worse than working full time for the rest of your life


Yup. If taking dick is what makes me the hero for my family then that's what Ill do
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Jiggy101011
03/26/18 3:15:56 PM
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So basically 1 billion dollars to get raped once a week.
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Anarchy_Juiblex
03/26/18 3:16:10 PM
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Deal.
There are far more female porn stars than men anyways.
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thronedfire2
03/26/18 3:16:34 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
pinky0926 posted...
I feel like even if you're straight you'd have to seriously consider this. You already get fucked by everyone else in your life, at least this would streamline the fucking into one easily manageable avenue.

thronedfire2 posted...
ok

even if you're straight I don't see how that can be worse than working full time for the rest of your life


Yup. If taking dick is what makes me the hero for my family then that's what Ill do


plus you have a 50/50 chance of banging a female pornstar every week too..
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pinky0926
03/26/18 3:17:09 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
pinky0926 posted...
I feel like even if you're straight you'd have to seriously consider this. You already get fucked by everyone else in your life, at least this would streamline the fucking into one easily manageable avenue.

thronedfire2 posted...
ok

even if you're straight I don't see how that can be worse than working full time for the rest of your life


Yup. If taking dick is what makes me the hero for my family then that's what Ill do


Man not even just your family. You could prop up the wellbeing of every person who ever smiled at you and you'd still have money left over to live like a baller.
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Lost_All_Senses
03/26/18 3:17:36 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
pinky0926 posted...
I feel like even if you're straight you'd have to seriously consider this. You already get fucked by everyone else in your life, at least this would streamline the fucking into one easily manageable avenue.

thronedfire2 posted...
ok

even if you're straight I don't see how that can be worse than working full time for the rest of your life


Yup. If taking dick is what makes me the hero for my family then that's what Ill do


plus you have a 50/50 chance of banging a female pornstar every week too..


This would probably making holding a relationship hard. Well...I guess the money would make the bigger difference anyway
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Fam_Fam
03/26/18 3:17:40 PM
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Kanaya413 posted...
BLAKUboy posted...
What's the downside?
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Anarchy_Juiblex
03/26/18 3:18:42 PM
#37:


thronedfire2 posted...
plus you have a 50/50 chance of banging a female pornstar every week too..


Uhhh no. There are far more female porn stars around. A random porn star roll is most likely going to yield a woman.
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southcoast09
03/26/18 3:19:51 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Naw, man. Naw.

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voldothegr8
03/26/18 3:26:22 PM
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I'll go bi for a cool billion
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HiddenLurker
03/26/18 3:37:11 PM
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Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
plus you have a 50/50 chance of banging a female pornstar every week too..


Uhhh no. There are far more female porn stars around. A random porn star roll is most likely going to yield a woman.

Unless you have bad luck.
*98% success roll fail*
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cmiller4642
03/26/18 3:42:16 PM
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Dude for 1 billion dollars I would do foreplay with the guy before he fucks me in the ass willingly
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Anarchy_Juiblex
03/26/18 3:58:12 PM
#42:


cmiller4642 posted...
Dude for 1 billion dollars I would do foreplay with the guy before he fucks me in the ass willingly


For real.

Also, anal actually feels really good so if you can get over that it's a dude, eh.
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Sophira
03/26/18 4:02:05 PM
#43:


Alakazamtrainer posted...
Yes they are clean, and recently tested

I'd be for it 100% but I'm bi so >_>
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coolpal23
03/26/18 4:04:34 PM
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Sophira posted...
Alakazamtrainer posted...
Yes they are clean, and recently tested

I'd be for it 100% but I'm bi so >_>

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Alakazamtrainer
03/26/18 5:56:23 PM
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Bump
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_Rinku_
03/26/18 5:58:58 PM
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For a billion dollars a week, you could buy some weapons or hire a bodyguard to kill your rapist (and that's what they would be). No court would convict you because it'd be pretty clear that the now dead pornstar intended to harm you.
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Drrobotniks
03/26/18 6:01:41 PM
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_Rinku_ posted...
For a billion dollars a week, you could buy some weapons or hire a bodyguard to kill your rapist (and that's what they would be). No court would convict you because it'd be pretty clear that the now dead pornstar intended to harm you.

Lol no
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dave_is_slick
03/26/18 6:02:29 PM
#48:


Shotgunnova posted...
Naw, man. Naw.

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_Rinku_
03/26/18 6:10:08 PM
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Drrobotniks posted...
_Rinku_ posted...
For a billion dollars a week, you could buy some weapons or hire a bodyguard to kill your rapist (and that's what they would be). No court would convict you because it'd be pretty clear that the now dead pornstar intended to harm you.

Lol no

Why not?
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Drrobotniks
03/26/18 6:11:34 PM
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_Rinku_ posted...
Drrobotniks posted...
_Rinku_ posted...
For a billion dollars a week, you could buy some weapons or hire a bodyguard to kill your rapist (and that's what they would be). No court would convict you because it'd be pretty clear that the now dead pornstar intended to harm you.

Lol no

Why not?

Cause you dont have to accept it in the first place
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