Current Events > I get the "Mark Zuckerberg is a robot" jokes now

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Ivynn
04/10/18 7:02:21 PM
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something about that is just....off
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PhazonReborn
04/10/18 7:09:43 PM
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I want to punch him in the face
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PhazonReborn
04/10/18 7:09:53 PM
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He's a punchable face
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_BlueMonk
04/10/18 7:10:18 PM
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LMAO oh my god
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Ganon19
04/10/18 7:12:31 PM
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The south park episode of him was great.
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Hexenherz
04/10/18 7:13:02 PM
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PhazonReborn posted...
I want to punch him in the face

PhazonReborn posted...
He's a punchable face

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DoctorVader
04/10/18 7:13:47 PM
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He looks high or drunk as fuck.
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Antifar
04/10/18 7:14:41 PM
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If nothing else, I'm glad all this controversy probably has scared him off running for president
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Ivynn
04/10/18 7:14:46 PM
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Ganon19 posted...
The south park episode of him was great.


I thought the "dubbed voice" joke was random but now I see it was not
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Ivynn
04/10/18 7:15:08 PM
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Antifar posted...
If nothing else, I'm glad all this controversy probably has scared him off running for president


Was that a serious thing? <_<
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Shuto-uke
04/10/18 7:15:28 PM
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04/10/18 7:16:58 PM
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Antifar
04/10/18 7:17:56 PM
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Ivynn posted...
Antifar posted...
If nothing else, I'm glad all this controversy probably has scared him off running for president


Was that a serious thing? <_<

I can't imagine another reason why he would have done this stuff:

https://www.cnn.com/2017/05/01/us/zuckerberg-ohio-dinner-trnd/index.html
https://www.buzzfeed.com/alexkantrowitz/new-data-shows-mark-zuckerbergs-us-tour-isnt-helping-his

Like, he hired pollsters who worked on the Obama campaign
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CarlGrimes
04/10/18 7:22:37 PM
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Ivynn posted...


something about that is just....off

It's the eyes. Eyen when he smiles there is no change. Just completely soulless.
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Muffinz0rz
04/10/18 7:26:50 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYZAnn6gPak" data-time="

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fan357
04/10/18 7:29:04 PM
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He's probably shitting himself.
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Minute
04/10/18 7:31:06 PM
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tens of billions of dollars and he can't get a decent haircut ffs
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Shuto-uke
04/10/18 7:51:52 PM
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CarlGrimes posted...
Ivynn posted...


something about that is just....off

It's the eyes. Eyen when he smiles there is no change. Just completely soulless.


His smile seems mechanic too.

What is the name of the disease where people have issues relating to other and externalizing their thoughts? Sort of like that
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Vyrulisse
04/10/18 7:53:06 PM
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MacDaMurderer
04/10/18 7:58:53 PM
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Ivynn posted...


something about that is just....off


Tbh it was a dumb question
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Tyranthraxus
04/10/18 7:59:37 PM
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MacDaMurderer posted...
Tbh it was a dumb question

There were lots of dumb questions.
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CelestialVoices
04/10/18 8:01:03 PM
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chill02
04/11/18 12:46:18 AM
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he's a space reptile

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goldbman
04/11/18 12:47:09 AM
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I hope he runs for POTUS and he looks fine
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0AbsoluteZero0
04/11/18 12:48:37 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
GjvyUPs

Thats hilarious
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JordanPeterson
04/11/18 1:00:55 AM
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JustMonika
04/11/18 1:02:26 AM
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Returning_CEmen
04/11/18 1:02:36 AM
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If he was hairless he would look like an engineer from Prometheus.
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Ivynn
04/11/18 1:05:28 AM
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JustMonika posted...


I'm traumatized
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Terra-enforcer
04/11/18 1:08:55 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
GjvyUPs

This had me dying lmaoooo
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tremain07
04/11/18 1:26:05 AM
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This is dude is fucking weird and not even the cool kinda weird like the Pidgeon Man from Hey Arnold or James Murrey from Impractical Jokers or Gary Busey from Gary Busey, he's the kinda "Hello Clarence" kinda weird.
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DoctorVader
04/11/18 2:59:25 AM
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JustMonika posted...

Da fuck da faduck fuck fuck?
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Gafemage
04/11/18 1:23:00 PM
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Veggeta X
04/11/18 1:26:28 PM
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_BlueMonk posted...
LMAO oh my god

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UnfairRepresent
04/11/18 1:30:07 PM
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I have to come to bat for the Zuckster on this one:



You all would look weird and unnatural if you were experiencing that when being asked questions

Only reason why it seems so strange is that so many actors, journalists, politicans etc are used to it
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CEs_EFG
04/11/18 1:30:49 PM
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Romulox28
04/11/18 1:32:04 PM
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Antifar posted...
If nothing else, I'm glad all this controversy probably has scared him off running for president

our current president had a sex scandal like a week before the election
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Mistere Man
04/11/18 1:35:37 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I have to come to bat for the Zuckster on this one:



You all would look weird and unnatural if you were experiencing that when being asked questions

Only reason why it seems so strange is that so many actors, journalists, politicans etc are used to it

Yikes! That is truly horrifying imo!
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Mistere Man
04/11/18 1:36:53 PM
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If he farted would they scatter?
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UnfairRepresent
04/11/18 1:38:43 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
If he farted would they scatter?

Considering they're not behind him, I doubt it
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ArchangelBaruch
04/11/18 1:40:10 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Mistere Man posted...
If he farted would they scatter?

Considering they're not behind him, I doubt it


Implying Zuckerbots fart from behind
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Mistere Man
04/11/18 2:07:02 PM
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Asherlee10 posted...
ArchangelBaruch posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Mistere Man posted...
If he farted would they scatter?

Considering they're not behind him, I doubt it


Implying Zuckerbots fart from behind


lmao

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UnholyMudcrab
04/11/18 2:09:26 PM
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Mistere Man
04/11/18 2:12:01 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/354/185/719.png

That is eerie!
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CableZL
04/11/18 2:12:31 PM
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Kombucha
04/11/18 2:13:21 PM
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clearly on benzodiazepines.Ivynn posted...


something about that is just....off


clearly on benzodiazepines.
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