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ShinigamiSoul
04/12/18 1:00:21 AM
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Like something you can spray on your butt to neutralize butt oder specifically
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meestermj
04/12/18 1:01:39 AM
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It's called a shower.
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Muffinz0rz
04/12/18 1:02:12 AM
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I wish
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1337toothbrush
04/12/18 1:03:26 AM
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meestermj posted...
It's called a shower.

Wouldn't that mean all deodorant is worthless?
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Tyranthraxus
04/12/18 1:03:35 AM
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Use regular non antiperspirant deodorant. You can basically use that stuff anywhere it stinks.
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SpiralDrift
04/12/18 1:03:46 AM
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Just glue it shut temporarily as needed.
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weekoldhotdog
04/12/18 1:04:15 AM
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baby powder doesn't exist?
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ShinigamiSoul
04/12/18 4:31:08 PM
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SpiralDrift posted...
Just glue it shut temporarily as needed.


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PhazonReborn
04/12/18 4:35:23 PM
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Yo, does anyone else get the body wash on their hand and vigorously clean their ass crack in the shower?

That's a normal thing, right?
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hollow_shrine
04/12/18 4:35:57 PM
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Yes. It's called soap
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Flockaveli
04/12/18 4:36:49 PM
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PhazonReborn posted...
Yo, does anyone else get the body wash on their hand and vigorously clean their ass crack in the shower?

That's a normal thing, right?

Gotta scrub the ass vigorously every day.
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BuckVanHammer
04/12/18 4:36:53 PM
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PhazonReborn posted...
Yo, does anyone else get the body wash on their hand and vigorously clean their ass crack in the shower?

That's a normal thing, right?


Kinda, i use my wifes loofah instead of my hand.
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Muffinz0rz
04/12/18 4:37:16 PM
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PhazonReborn posted...
Yo, does anyone else get the body wash on their hand and vigorously clean their ass crack in the shower?

That's a normal thing, right?

i use a special rag as opposed to my hand, but yeah i'm pretty sure it's normal to clean your asscrack
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Webmaster4531
04/12/18 4:37:46 PM
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A spray literally called "A Spray".
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Muffinz0rz
04/12/18 4:40:18 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
Sometimes I slide my stick of deoderant between my ass cheeks after i get out of the shower.

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Flockaveli
04/12/18 4:40:44 PM
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You know whats fucked up? I dont think twice about scrubbing my ass vigorously when I shower, but I often forget to scrub my feet.
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PhazonReborn
04/12/18 4:41:46 PM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
PhazonReborn posted...
Yo, does anyone else get the body wash on their hand and vigorously clean their ass crack in the shower?

That's a normal thing, right?


Kinda, i use my wifes loofah instead of my hand.

So she get your ass all over your face?

Nice
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ShinigamiSoul
04/12/18 4:42:42 PM
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meestermj posted...
It's called a shower.

hollow_shrine posted...
Yes. It's called soap

Ok and after about 2-3 hours your natural butt scent will start to return, yall

Same with feet and crotch scent too, no matter how thorough you wash
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ehhwhatever
04/12/18 4:44:11 PM
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Febreze spring smells like fresh laundry but I've never used it for the a. shoes, pants will not smell dirty for a few hours.
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BuckVanHammer
04/12/18 4:45:29 PM
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PhazonReborn posted...
BuckVanHammer posted...
PhazonReborn posted...
Yo, does anyone else get the body wash on their hand and vigorously clean their ass crack in the shower?

That's a normal thing, right?


Kinda, i use my wifes loofah instead of my hand.

So she get your ass all over your face?

Nice


Hmmm, guess ill start using my kids loofah...
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mipond
04/12/18 4:46:07 PM
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http://www.summerseve.com/products/freshening-spray

Keeps you smelling fresh down there.
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Muffinz0rz
04/12/18 4:47:25 PM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
PhazonReborn posted...
BuckVanHammer posted...
PhazonReborn posted...
Yo, does anyone else get the body wash on their hand and vigorously clean their ass crack in the shower?

That's a normal thing, right?


Kinda, i use my wifes loofah instead of my hand.

So she get your ass all over your face?

Nice


Hmmm, guess ill start using my kids loofah...

SyAXs2q
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Bumjuice001
04/12/18 4:49:04 PM
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Natural butt scent? Do you just walk around farting all day?
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PowerMang
04/12/18 4:52:20 PM
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There's a product called 'Dude Wipes'. You know, for your junk and booty!
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Grindcorp9000
04/12/18 5:23:50 PM
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Yes actually. Sphincterine. Minty wipes.
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emblem boy
04/12/18 5:26:10 PM
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Make this a new product TC. You'll make millions
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thrashmetal14
04/12/18 5:27:33 PM
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Does your asshole really stink that bad?
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ShinigamiSoul
04/12/18 5:56:22 PM
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Bumjuice001 posted...
Natural butt scent? Do you just walk around farting all day?

LOL. You know, that sweet mild musk you get in your crack a few hours after you shower

JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
You, sir, are in need of someone called a physician.



thrashmetal14 posted...
Does your asshole really stink that bad?

Just a little musk at the day's end, totally normal

emblem boy posted...
Make this a new product TC. You'll make millions

I was thinking of developing a odor neutralizing lotion so strong that it can blot out a week's worth of unwashed funk
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Questionmarktarius
04/12/18 5:59:01 PM
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Shuto-uke
04/12/18 5:59:51 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
Like something you can spray on your butt to neutralize butt oder specifically


yes

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mipond
04/12/18 6:00:28 PM
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PowerMang posted...
There's a product called 'Dude Wipes'. You know, for your junk and booty!

These were on shark tank.

fenderbender321 posted...
Yeah, it's called Lady Speedstick. You can usually find a stick in your girlfriend or wife's purse. Just make sure to put it back when you're done.

Yuck!
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