Current Events > CE Confessions

(+) Yeah! (+)

It's pee
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I lie about my life all the time on here and people believe me and look up to me. I even have a group of white knights who defend my fake life at every turn. It's pretty funny. My detractors are actually the ones closer to the truth, but I command so much respect that they are thought of as the irrational ones.
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Two years ago i slept with my best friends fiance for the first time. I struggle to look him in the face after this. I had a hard time with my girl and she felt lonely and it just happened. It happened three more times over the years, but after last memorial day we said we were through.

Yeah I'm shit for this , but a lot of you cant understand what its like to be in that position, so you cant understand just what we went through. I a, not a bad man and neither is she. I just wish i could look at my friend again. He has done everything for me, got me my job and went half on my car, etc.

The guilt is eternal. I just hope these flings never happen again
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What the flying fuck, @Zodd3224

Where's my confession you lout?!
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I am 99.99% sure Tadamoto sexually roleplays on Omegle.
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I LOVE STAYUPS!!!
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Everyone debates between boobs or ass. Everyone knows the real answer to this question is thighs. Fight me.
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I know for a fact that hermiione is actually really abusive in her relationships and that's why she will always be alone.
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No one seems to realize Vyrulesse is another character Rain created to mess with CE.
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this must be the longest a confeCEion topic has stayed up without the TC getting warned/suspended
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ShinigamiSoul posted...

No one seems to realize Vyrulesse is another character Rain created to mess with CE.

I hope not.
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Muffinz0rz posted...

this must be the longest a confeCEion topic has stayed up without the TC getting warned/suspended

You obviously missed mine. :( Got warned and locked at around 450 posts.
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ShinigamiSoul posted...

I'm a CEgal with a crush on a CEman. He's so cute!!!

@Aeriis detected.

IT'S NOT PEE
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Carlbert is one of the cutest and quirkiest/funniest CEmen and please notice me senpai
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If I send a dick pic on here will you rate it in the topic?

Yes.
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ViciousVitamin posted...

@Aeriis detected.

Nah.
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Zodd where is my confession you lout!?
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everyone on here is talking about cornman and gamer but nobody is talking about cornman and gamer together like we should be.
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YES, IT'S FUCKING PEE! Deal with it.
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To the person saying that they command so much respect here: Shut the fuck up. Nobody respects you and that feeling you think your getting is actually just your gigantic ego compensating for your failure of a life.
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I am 27 and the closst i have ever come to sex is hugging a few girls in hs. I dont jerk off either, so i just have a ton of wet dreams. I am a fucking mess
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I once saw Cornman and Gamer sitting closely together on a bench, Cornman gave his coat to Gamer and the two shared a sweet passionate kiss. It was magical.
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I don't know why mipond even redponds to Hairy-Man after what he did to her. She's way to nice for that fucking [redacted]. I want her. I think about her all the time yet she seems to only care for that ass. She's probably one of those nice girls that marry a wife beater. Mipond stay away from him.
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Just Monika is your name really Monika?
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Bullet_Wing posted...

@Darkman124
Was this you? I remember you talking about how Capn is really just a gimmick who used to be far left.

no

i'm not the only one who realizes he's a troll
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JustMonika posted...

ShinigamiSoul posted...

No one seems to realize Vyrulesse is another character Rain created to mess with CE.

I hope not.

Don't worry that's bullshit.
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ShinigamiSoul posted...

Just Monika is your name really Monika?

No
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trans should be illegal
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I've been hanging around CE for like 5 years and I'm pretty sure nobody would even notice if I disappeared.
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I have formed a pact with Vy and we are going to take down Carl and Hairy Man, then I am going to have my way with the both of them
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Why don't you want a sig, TC?

Sigs are lame!
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>:[
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Dick pic

"Unable to display image. It has either been moved or deleted for violating the Terms of Use."

Try again.
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trans should be illegal

Ban trans fats
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To that asshole talking about mipond, she already had a husband who died, don't be a fucking dick. If there's any reason for her not to want you it's your toxic personality saying shit like that.
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Leana is actually really cute. If I were single, I'd be all over her :X
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I want to see Sayoria and Eevee-Trainers [explicit]
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Folks in here sure do love talking about my *wife.
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Hey eevee you know thats not what that person meant. Accept that you are a [word meaning not normal].
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Reworded: I want to see the manparts of Sayoria and Eevee-Trainer
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No one will see my Tokyo tower. Sorry.
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ShinigamiSoul posted...

"Unable to display image. It has either been moved or deleted for violating the Terms of Use."

Try again.

literally imgtc
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Hey eevee you know thats not what that person meant. Accept that you are a [word meaning not normal].

Being normal is an overrated experience anyways tbh
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Being normal is lame and boring. :^)
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I didnt do anything to mipond you damn dingus! I am no ass!

Mipond and I are on great terms now. So get lost whoever you are
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Good thing youre anonymous in this thing, or Id probably beat you up.

Nameless person
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Dick pic v2

Id give it a 8/10, personally. Appears to have nice girth and the veins give a nice masculine look to it. Circumcision is well done, no obvious scarring. Head shape has nice visual balance with shaft thickness. Your arm and leg hair mesh well with that vein-y look, I suppose. Your hand and your shorts kinda take away form the pic though. Over all not bad.
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Tfw TC is actually analyzing dick pics unironically
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holy shit lmao
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ShinigamiSoul posted...

Dick pic v2

Id give it a 8/10, personally. Appears to have nice girth and the veins give a nice masculine look to it. Circumcision is well done, no obvious scarring. Head shape has nice visual balance with shaft thickness. Your arm and leg hair mesh well with that vein-y look, I suppose. Your hand and your shorts kinda take away form the pic though. Over all not bad.

Best post ITT so far
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I'm going to beat up ShinigamiSoul
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why did TC censor the one saying asstank being afraid of [certain] people but leave in the one that said admiral is [censored]?
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Eevee-trainer are you a boy, girl or trans?
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kid_buu So we know youre trans. But do you have a penis or a vagina?
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I want to see [certain images] of Vy, Monika, and gamer 99. How do I accomplish this?
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I'm an Eevee
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ShinigamiSoul posted...

Dick pic v2

Id give it a 8/10, personally. Appears to have nice girth and the veins give a nice masculine look to it. Circumcision is well done, no obvious scarring. Head shape has nice visual balance with shaft thickness. Your arm and leg hair mesh well with that vein-y look, I suppose. Your hand and your shorts kinda take away form the pic though. Over all not bad.

The actual fuck?
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Hey LEANAUNFURLED Are you a boy or a girl?
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Doom Art's faking the whole cancer thing. Remember that CE's full of gullible [redacted] who were fooled by Rain's sob story. Nothing's changed.
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mipond So what do you suggest? Tell me. Oh wait, I know. I've got it. There's a way we can put a stop to all of this. All we need to do is find the tooth of a baby crocodile, the blood of a pigeon and the [redacted nonsense]
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You might be on good terms with mipond now but we know what you did. Don't act innocent and like you weren't a massive
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I used to dislike Vulgorn, but he's been growing on me lately. He seems chiller and friendlier than I remember. Maybe I just didn't pay enough attention before.
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ShinigamiSoul posted...

I used to dislike Vulgorn, but he's been growing on me lately. He seems chiller and friendlier than I remember. Maybe I just didn't pay enough attention before.

aww
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Slip-N-Slide posted...

ShinigamiSoul posted...

Dick pic v2

Id give it a 8/10, personally. Appears to have nice girth and the veins give a nice masculine look to it. Circumcision is well done, no obvious scarring. Head shape has nice visual balance with shaft thickness. Your arm and leg hair mesh well with that vein-y look, I suppose. Your hand and your shorts kinda take away form the pic though. Over all not bad.

Best post ITT so far

Why thank you
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Im not acting like anything scrub.

Fact is, weve moved on from that drama. Now were good :)
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*throws a brick at vulgorn*
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I'm a female. o.O
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Leana is a female with a veiny triumphant bastard
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Is Hairy-man arguing with the anonymous ghost rn?
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I can't tell if mipond has a crush on hairy, Carl, gamer, go totodile, or all 4.
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TC isnt posting my rants because hes a fucking bitch

Cry more.
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How was that Doom_Art confession "too far?" That guy followed me around for the last year or two just to be an asshole to me. I'm not going to pretend to be all buddy buddy with him now.
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Oh wow look at hairy having to flex his frail masculinity by talking about how he'd beat people up over the internet. We got a real badass over here.
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This new Celite is garbage. Justmonika literally chose all the worst posters. Carlbert, Zodd, Hairyman, Vyrulisse. What have they ever brought to the table? Literally hoth is better than all of them
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I was actually talking to Aeriis for a little while and then I screwed it up and she hates me now.
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Leanaunfurled posted...

I'm a female

She's admits it!
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ShinigamiSoul posted...

mipond So what do you suggest? Tell me. Oh wait, I know. I've got it. There's a way we can put a stop to all of this. All we need to do is find the tooth of a baby crocodile, the blood of a pigeon and the [redacted nonsense]

What the hell?
And what comes AFTER that is the redacted nonsense?
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ShinigamiSoul posted...

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This new Celite is garbage. Justmonika literally chose all the worst posters. Carlbert, Zodd, Hairyman, Vyrulisse. What have they ever brought to the table? Literally hoth is better than all of them
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Awwww someone cheesed they didn't get a mention.

<3 @JustMonika <3

Real talk I don't contribute anything so they've got me on that front.
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