Current Events > CE Confessions

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When I was a teenager, [self servicing] would make me more prone to illness, especially when I did it more than once in a day. Did anyone else have this problem?
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Ive cried at least twice a month every month for two years now. I wish I could stop feeling this way all the time.
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All the girls should be posting sign pictures to prove they are female or they should be banned.
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People on CE like to talk about being neutral & waiting to hear the full story regarding things like rape allegations, but whenever such stories hit CE, most posters here seem to immediately assume the accuser is lying, and it says a lot about what people on this board think about women in general.
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I primarily run gimmicks on boards that Eevee-Trainer visits. Got to the point where I am now obliged to run the gimmick, but at least I got a non gimmick account.
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@mipond and I are getting married. So obviously the crush is on me
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Who doesn't have a crush on Carl??
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Me
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Hairy-man posted...

@mipond and I are getting married. So obviously the crush is on me

Oh man. Have I got some news for you.

Leanaunfurled posted...

Who doesn't have a crush on Carl??

You're such a sweetheart. ;)
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ShinigamiSoul posted...

This new Celite is garbage.

I don't even know what this is.
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My masculinity is not frail. Why dont you go fuck a fruit basket
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@Carlbertomfg what do you mean? Im the chairman.
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ShinigamiSoul posted...

All the girls should be posting sign pictures to prove they are female or they should be banned.

Or just don't give a fuck what genitals someone has and just judge them as a person/poster?
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These were interesting until the circle jerk in-joking hit. :[
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Carlbertomfg posted...

You're such a sweetheart. ;)

I thought this was supposed to be anonymous!!
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Ohhhhhh radio tell me everything you know. I will believe your every word just tell me so.
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Vyrulesse and I would cyber sex all the time while she was with Crimsonangel, I felt bad but couldn't stop.
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Hairy man is an [word for not smart] for buying a Nissan Frontier. It is the oldest and most out of date truck on the market.
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Wait, there's a new CElite without Docile, GrimReaper, and Gamer in it? Fake news.
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Can CEgals please post pics of their feet? Need them for research...
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Hairy-man posted...

@Carlbertomfg what do you mean? Im the chairman.

It's a good thing she doesn't care about status!~

You'll find us somewhere in the Bahamas.
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Tag
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Eevee-Trainer posted...

Tfw TC is actually analyzing dick pics unironically

I would have gone in to much more detail, but the confession queue was piling up

I'll write yall a good essay for the next pic submission
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Wallpaper Edition


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ShinigamiSoul posted...

Wait, there's a new CElite without Docile, GrimReaper, and Gamer in it? Fake news.
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Yeah wtfff
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Eevee-Trainer posted...

*throws a brick at vulgorn*

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Aeriis posted...

uhh I don't hate anyone on CE

Except me, I mean that person.
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Ok I will agree my truck is out dated and fucking horrible on gas.

But its fun to drive. And the 4 wheel drive system rocks
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Sayoria can I repost that?
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Go ahead!
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So today I'm Rain and I've had the cyber sex with someone who can't even get my name right
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Zodd3224 posted...

Eevee-Trainer posted...

*throws a brick at vulgorn*

*dodges with the quickness*
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Vyrulisse posted...

So today I'm Rain and I've had the cyber sex with someone who can't even get my name right

Must've been one of your drunken stupors. Lay off the bottle Vy, if that's even your real name!
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Carlbertomfg posted...

ShinigamiSoul posted...

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This new Celite is garbage. Justmonika literally chose all the worst posters. Carlbert, Zodd, Hairyman, Vyrulisse. What have they ever brought to the table? Literally hoth is better than all of them
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Awwww someone cheesed they didn't get a mention.

<3 @JustMonika <3

Real talk I don't contribute anything so they've got me on that front.

Speaking of tables, have there been any ladder matches in the CEW yet? Im looking forward to power bombing one of you turkeys onto one from the top of the ladder.
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I was considering making a CE parody of I Love Kanye but I gave up after the first line. The point still stands.
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Hairy-Man only want her because she doesn't [explicit] every [male persons] she knows. Once he gets her in bed he'll treat her like shit. Mipond is to good for that [redacted]. Mipond use your fucking brain. Open your eyes. Even Totodile is better than that piece of [redacted]. When was the last time Hairy-Man said something nice to you. He only wants to [explicit] you he'll walk and leave you sprawled
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Hairy, you're literally saying from the safety of your computer screen likely thousands of miles away if even in the same country that you'd beat someone's ass on an internet message board.
Sorry your penis is so small and your masculinity is so frail you have to act tough on the internet because you can't do shit in real life.
Aren't you the guy who's girlfriend cheated on him on new years? I can only wonder why. Now you've to the point where you're getting married to people you met on GameFAQs.
You're either frail and insecure as hell or have other issues for wanting to fight random people on the internet.
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I love to fart and blame it on other people
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I love the finale to that last confession dump
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Sayoria posted...

Wallpaper Edition

I love it!
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Lmao.
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Eesh. The hate is so real.
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Who are these chumps?

Couple of dudes on here too scared to post on mains so they use the confession booth to attack people

And Im a frail small dick loser eh?
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Get prepared for 100+ accounts CE. This'll teach the mods and admin a lesson.
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Once in [X] grade I had a crush on a girl who was named Madison. Once I had to do a project with her and her shirt stuck out a bit and so I decided to peek quickly and saw a nipple. I felt weird about it but it was just the first of my hormones growing in.

There was no [redacted detail].
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Nematodes are people too.
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Hey hairy hows it feel to know Carl's got his tongue in places you'll never go
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Someone tell Gamer99z to read my PM's, I've already sent the maximum it'll let me.
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I was JediKnight12345. I really regret what I did.
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If you wanted to express your masculinity, should have gotten something better than the Frontier, Hairy Man.
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I want to know who the other dude who's starting to shit on Hairy is. btfo I was doing it first.
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Hairy-man posted...

And Im a frail small dick loser eh?

Yeah that was a pretty stupid insult they made lol
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And how the fuck do you think that I would do that to mipond?

Im a gentleman
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Ok what is wrong with the Frontier. It is not that bad.

I dont need to display masculinity through vehicles anyway
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I'm never quite sure what to make of Carlbertomfg. Most of his posts feel like they straddle the line between sincerity and veiled mockery. I can't figure out if he's a nice person or not.
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I can't post with my main because I will be breaking character, unless I forget to switch accounts.
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wait hold up

Carl and mipond are a thing?
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Eevee-Trainer posted...

wait hold up

Carl and mipond are a thing?

Only in the CEW.

Right?
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ShinigamiSoul posted...

I'm never quite sure what to make of Carlbertomfg. Most of his posts feel like they straddle the line between sincerity and veiled mockery. I can't figure out if he's a nice person or not.
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Mipond and I got hitched earlier last week. We're currently on a world tour. #Carlpond
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So was dat mipond/hairy drama a few weeks ago just a wrestling skit?
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Eevee-Trainer posted...

wait hold up

Carl and mipond are a thing?

Wait, I thought she said Gamer99z was her crush or something like that in a crush topic awhile back.

Is this some kind of love square?
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Carlbertomfg posted...

ShinigamiSoul posted...

I'm never quite sure what to make of Carlbertomfg. Most of his posts feel like they straddle the line between sincerity and veiled mockery. I can't figure out if he's a nice person or not.
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Mipond and I got hitched earlier last week. We're currently on a world tour. #Carlpond

No you did not get hitched. The hell are you on boy?
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Carlbert is just a goofy, fun-loving guy what's so wrong with that?
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Hairy-man posted...

Carlbertomfg posted...

ShinigamiSoul posted...

I'm never quite sure what to make of Carlbertomfg. Most of his posts feel like they straddle the line between sincerity and veiled mockery. I can't figure out if he's a nice person or not.
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Mipond and I got hitched earlier last week. We're currently on a world tour. #Carlpond

No you did not get hitched. The hell are you on boy?

We're high on love
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@mipond is this true?????
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Hairy-man posted...

@mipond is this true?????

tsk tsk tsk.
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This is turning into a CE soap opera
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this kid used to get bullied in elementary school and he was my friend but i never backed him up. now he has a lisp and doesn't really ever leave his mom's house

idk man
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Don't know who that other dude is, but I'm not trying to act like a tough guy "derp I'd beat your ass even though I don't even have to back it up" all bark, no bite, just a basic "hold me back bro" kinda guy.
I'm just starting facts that you treated her like shit and could easily do better.
Don't want to start getting creepy PM's from you next or get you mass marking my.posts for stating facts.
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The Frontier sucks because it is the worst truck on the market. You got far better options, especially if you are buying new.
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My real name is Chad. Coming to CE raises my self esteem daily seeing everyone how hot I am.
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Justmonika is the biggest creep on CE, she's always hitting on the girls here and no one ever calls her out on it. The only reason people like "her" is because all they see is boobs and someone who's too [redacted]
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Eevee tries to come off as nice but she's actually a really awful person who seems to be sympathetic to some but is shitty to others.
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