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Kid_Buu
04/17/18 4:29:10 PM
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https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScNK_lCCtqZ8UsjLJmDPwlkik7vae4ic2Us9ypmHXmQ4MDIbw/viewform
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Kid_Buu
04/17/18 4:30:11 PM
#2:


Test
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I have no parents.

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Kid_Buu
04/17/18 4:31:52 PM
#3:


I want to [redacted] TC

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Superlinkbro
04/17/18 4:34:12 PM
#4:


Tag
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Carlbertomfg
04/17/18 4:34:26 PM
#5:


[insert tag meme here]
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Kid_Buu
04/17/18 4:35:04 PM
#6:


I'm in love again.
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Ive always wondered if Eevee-Trainer had a dick or not.
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I'm pretty liberal but I have an alt where i troll the other liberals because it ALWAYS works. They're just too unaware to stop and think they're being trolled
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Confess something to CE. : I'm pretty liberal but I have an alt where i troll the other liberals because it ALWAYS works. They're just too unaware to stop and think they're being trolled

Confess something to CE. : I'm pretty liberal but I have an alt where i troll the other liberals because it ALWAYS works. They're just too unaware to stop and think they're being trolled

Confess something to CE. : I'm pretty liberal but I have an alt where i troll the other liberals because it ALWAYS works. They're just too unaware to stop and think they're being trolled

anime was a mistake and tc was the 3rd+4th word from this sentence

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Zack_Attackv1
04/17/18 4:35:13 PM
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fire_bolt
04/17/18 4:36:02 PM
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CEs_EFG
04/17/18 4:36:34 PM
#9:


Kid_Buu posted...

Confess something to CE. : I'm pretty liberal but I have an alt where i troll the other liberals because it ALWAYS works. They're just too unaware to stop and think they're being trolled


Lmfao
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Leanaunfurled
04/17/18 4:38:21 PM
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Muffinz0rz
04/17/18 4:38:47 PM
#11:


Lol bro your main is already warned, don't fuck up this one
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Kid_Buu
04/17/18 4:40:05 PM
#12:


I totally want to shuck Cornman
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I feel like I'd be happier person if I were gay.
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People should send Cornman [redacted]
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Because i touch myself at night - vegy
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This is ShinigamiSoul. They got me! I was in the middle of evaluating another penis pic too.

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Muffinz0rz
04/17/18 4:40:38 PM
#13:


Kid_Buu posted...
This is ShinigamiSoul. They got me! I was in the middle of evaluating another penis pic too.

LOL
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Veggeta X
04/17/18 4:42:20 PM
#14:


I once shit my pants in the 2nd grade.
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Kid_Buu
04/17/18 4:44:27 PM
#15:


[Something about masturbating with a banana]
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I'm the one that modded everyone and got EeveeTrainer warned for the DBZ topic where they all went AHH for the whole topic. @ EeveeTrainer
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I stopped drinking so much, instead I vape [redacted] everyday]

good job on the last one
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Vulgorn
04/17/18 4:44:31 PM
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Superlinkbro
04/17/18 4:45:16 PM
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Kid_Buu posted...
[Something about masturbating with a banana]

What the fuck?
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Kid_Buu
04/17/18 4:45:19 PM
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Confess something to CE. : The vast majority of you are humanitys dregs. I browse CE to pass time at work because your combined fuckupetry is mildly more entertaining than Candy Crush. Stop trying to validate your life through empty attention, memes, and tired arguments with people whose minds wont change. If you dont have a job you like, spend some time and energy to better yourself to get it. If you dont have a relationship you like, go out and do new things to meet people. If you hate yourself so much that you need negative attention for validation, learn a skill or find a hobby. CE is for those that either fail at all that or are entertained by the former.

what exactly makes you different? lmbo
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Kid_Buu
04/17/18 4:45:36 PM
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Superlinkbro posted...
Kid_Buu posted...
[Something about masturbating with a banana]

What the fuck?

yeah :\
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DragonGirlYuki
04/17/18 4:45:42 PM
#20:


See you in the warned general.
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Eevee-Trainer
04/17/18 4:47:00 PM
#21:


DragonGirlYuki posted...
See you in the warned general.

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Kid_Buu
04/17/18 4:47:58 PM
#22:


F.
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[Something pertaining to suicide]
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please dont.
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Veggeta X
04/17/18 4:49:09 PM
#23:


I use to think I could turn into a SSJ but I would never record myself doing it and then put it on youtube like that dumbass kid did LMAO.
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Kid_Buu
04/17/18 4:50:56 PM
#24:


I was able to convince someone to cause [redacted] because his girlfriend left him. Some guys these days have no spine XD

i dont believe you

Goldensun3ds hi sexy

nice try, sayoria impersonator
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-Henri
04/17/18 4:51:12 PM
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Kid_Buu posted...
F.
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[Something pertaining to suicide]
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please dont.

Was it another one regarding to the user who killed himself a while back?
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Kid_Buu
04/17/18 4:52:15 PM
#26:


I'm in an extremely awkward situation with another user on CE. I thought we were friends and that the individual just expressed it a bit oddly. I recently found out he's gay, and I'm pretty sure he's got a huge crush on me because now that I'm aware of it some of his behavior is super flirty. Plus he buys me stuff (although I also buy him stuff, sooo....). Its awkward because I DO NOT feel that way at all. I'm not into guys, like, AT ALL. He's never came out and said anything to me, but the other day he was being kinda creepy about wanting pics and hinted at wanting a dick pic :/

good luck

[masturbating with an ice cube]

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Kid_Buu
04/17/18 4:52:32 PM
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-Henri posted...
Kid_Buu posted...
F.
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[Something pertaining to suicide]
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please dont.

Was it another one regarding to the user who killed himself a while back?

no
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Kid_Buu
04/17/18 4:53:42 PM
#28:


There should be a board on this website people in Purgatory are allowed to post in, but they should make it so the boards only accessible to users who are in Purgatory or Warned.

while this would be a fun idea the mods wouldn't do it
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Slip-N-Slide
04/17/18 4:55:06 PM
#29:


Why not just continue this in the other topic where shit was already going down?
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DragonGirlYuki
04/17/18 4:55:37 PM
#30:


Probably no access to the old link.
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Slip-N-Slide
04/17/18 4:56:37 PM
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Kid_Buu posted...
There should be a board on this website people in Purgatory are allowed to post in, but they should make it so the boards only accessible to users who are in Purgatory or Warned.

while this would be a fun idea the mods wouldn't do it

Yeah and in a way it would almost incentivize getting a purg just so you can check out the board lol.
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Veggeta X
04/17/18 4:56:39 PM
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I use to think giant factory pipe that let out smoke was the cause of clouds in the sky.
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Gafemage
04/17/18 4:57:09 PM
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Veggeta X posted...
I use to think giant factory pipe that let out smoke was the cause of clouds in the sky.

same actually
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DocileOrangeCup
04/17/18 4:57:27 PM
#35:


Kid_Buu posted...
I totally want to shuck Cornman

XD ANON PLZ WTFFF

Kid_Buu posted...
People should send Cornman [redacted]

Smh
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JustMonika
04/17/18 4:58:40 PM
#36:


What is redacted?
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Kid_Buu
04/17/18 5:00:40 PM
#37:


im going to only do actual confessions
I very rarely drink but recently did with some friends, while at the time I've been fairly sad. I kept wanting to drink after that, tired of the sad feeling and not moving on fast enough from what's making me sad. Got a bit scared by how suddenly alcohol being alluring and I don't want to slide down that big slope, so I stopped.
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In elementary school we played a game of dodgeball and this kid struck me out and then pointed and laughed at me. I flipped out, ran up to him and nearly ripped his ear off. To this day I feel terrible about it.
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Ive been catfishing gamefaq people for a few years now. Guy masquerading as a girl. It started off unintentionally and by no means do I do it for underhanded reasons.....I just got stuck in the lie and as time went on it would be worse and worse to come clean to the point Im convinced someone would become suicidal if I did. These people rely on the fake me too much. Someone help? Advice? Anything please. I sometimes lose sleep at night with bad dreams of being found out.

Good job first person

Don't worry about it second person, it's in the past

Third person PM me
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Kid_Buu
04/17/18 5:00:59 PM
#38:


JustMonika posted...
What is redacted?

they said something that I'm scared repeating will get me modded
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Veggeta X
04/17/18 5:02:33 PM
#39:


I fap pornstars that look like my female friends or female coworkers.
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Slip-N-Slide
04/17/18 5:12:05 PM
#40:


Kid_Buu posted...
Ive been catfishing gamefaq people for a few years now. Guy masquerading as a girl. It started off unintentionally and by no means do I do it for underhanded reasons.....I just got stuck in the lie and as time went on it would be worse and worse to come clean to the point Im convinced someone would become suicidal if I did. These people rely on the fake me too much. Someone help? Advice? Anything please. I sometimes lose sleep at night with bad dreams of being found out.

You "leave" or close the account, and then make another one where you act like a rational person.
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Carlbertomfg
04/17/18 5:16:01 PM
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Slip-N-Slide posted...
Kid_Buu posted...
Ive been catfishing gamefaq people for a few years now. Guy masquerading as a girl. It started off unintentionally and by no means do I do it for underhanded reasons.....I just got stuck in the lie and as time went on it would be worse and worse to come clean to the point Im convinced someone would become suicidal if I did. These people rely on the fake me too much. Someone help? Advice? Anything please. I sometimes lose sleep at night with bad dreams of being found out.

You "leave" or close the account, and then make another one where you act like a rational person.

Get this logic shit outta here.
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Kid_Buu
04/17/18 5:21:00 PM
#42:


I think I might be gay. I dont enjoy sex with women and find effeminate and emotional personalities completely insufferable. I only go on dates to either advance my social/professional position or to quel what seems like infinite boredom, which is probably why I am on a backwater video game message board set in the foreign country confessing my private information to a bunch nerds and trans. I think I like this guy and he keeps eyeing and staring at me but I dont really know how I am suppose to interpret that.


those are some real feels

I'd hit on him and see what happens

good luck!
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Hairy-man
04/17/18 5:23:08 PM
#43:


Oouuu the catfisher is interesting.

Wonder who it could be
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Eevee-Trainer
04/17/18 5:23:52 PM
#44:


Hairy-man posted...
Oouuu the catfisher is interesting.

Wonder who it could be

Plot twist: it's an actual catfish
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Zodd3224
04/17/18 5:24:15 PM
#45:


Hairy-man posted...
Oouuu the catfisher is interesting.

Wonder who it could be


I'll catfish the fuck out of you Hairy
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Kid_Buu
04/17/18 5:24:17 PM
#46:


im done posting stupid drama btw, I got a suggestion to not to do so to avoid getting modded
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DragonGirlYuki
04/17/18 5:25:44 PM
#47:


Drama is the best stuff though.
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Leanaunfurled
04/17/18 5:58:18 PM
#48:


imo if you offer to do this, you agree to get warned. ;p It's why I offered.
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Veggeta X
04/17/18 5:59:22 PM
#49:


I fap to anime girls.

HEY WTF how come I'm the only one confessing shit.
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ssj3vegeta_
04/17/18 6:00:27 PM
#50:


Kid_Buu posted...
im done posting stupid drama btw, I got a suggestion to not to do so to avoid getting modded

close dis topic den
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Kid_Buu
04/17/18 6:01:41 PM
#51:


Catfisher here. Two problems with just leave. One, I made a lot of good friends. Could you just leave your fiends like that? Also Im addicted to my status in the social scene. Two, like I said they need me as much as I need them. Just checking out would be harsh.


Tell them ASAP, everyday will make it harder
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