Poll of the Day > What the heck are these things?!

(+) Yeah! (+)

Never seen anything like them
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lmao
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Implants.
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Pomegranates.
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Ain't you ever seen a peely plant before?
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Fucking got 'em

it's a purple crying bulb

I think they might be some salad thing

Yknow, for women
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i just finished eating some actually.

Weird.
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Mead posted...

I think they might be some salad thing

Yknow, for women

It night be dangerous for men, though. I think we need an expert's opinion...
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Mead posted...

I think they might be some salad thing

Yknow, for women

Nah, you eat them like apples (just make sure you peel them first). They're great.
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Passive-aggressive trolls, from the looks of them. We can ask the guy who didn't know that shrimp was a pizza topping, though.
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Zeus posted...

Passive-aggressive trolls, from the looks of them. We can ask the guy who didn't know that shrimp was a pizza topping, though.

I can't remember who didn't know that, though... It's been a while since that topic... I wanna say Lokarin, but that doesn't sound right...
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hahahahaha
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@zues

To err is human. It's ok.
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LinkPizza posted...

Zeus posted...

Passive-aggressive trolls, from the looks of them. We can ask the guy who didn't know that shrimp was a pizza topping, though.

I can't remember who didn't know that, though... It's been a while since that topic... I wanna say Lokarin, but that doesn't sound right...

Hmmm... that doesn't sound like something I'd say.

I mean, it DOES sound like something I'd say, but I'm quite a pizza expert
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Lokarin posted...

LinkPizza posted...

Zeus posted...

Passive-aggressive trolls, from the looks of them. We can ask the guy who didn't know that shrimp was a pizza topping, though.

I can't remember who didn't know that, though... It's been a while since that topic... I wanna say Lokarin, but that doesn't sound right...

Hmmm... that doesn't sound like something I'd say.

I mean, it DOES sound like something I'd say, but I'm quite a pizza expert

Hmmm... Well, I know it wasn't me. I'm like the anti-pizza snob. I'll eat pizza if it taste like pizza. Most thing can actually go on a pizza. The only thing I said about shrimp was that it would probably literally kill me...
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Ya, I do say a lot of dumb stuff - but since literally everything can be a pizza topping it doesn't sound right
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LinkPizza posted...

Hmmm... Well, I know it wasn't me. I'm like the anti-pizza snob. I'll eat pizza if it taste like pizza. Most thing can actually go on a pizza. The only thing I said about shrimp was that it would probably literally kill me...

It was what Professor Meadiarty said in that same topic, which makes his decision to make a big deal about this weeks afterward all the stranger and more hypocritical. But hey, he'll say and do whatever he can to try to get a rise out of people. It's what he does.
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Zeus posted...

Passive-aggressive trolls, from the looks of them. We can ask the guy who didn't know that shrimp was a pizza topping, though.

At least Ive heard of shrimp
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But hey, he'll say and do whatever he can to try to get a rise out of people. It's what he does.

Hey its better than metaphorical nails on a chalkboard pedantic and contrarian posting style that some users seem to cling to
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Lol. Nice.

To be fair, to be honest, to be frank, to be or not to be
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Mead posted...

But hey, he'll say and do whatever he can to try to get a rise out of people. It's what he does.

Hey its better than metaphorical nails on a chalkboard pedantic and contrarian posting style that some users seem to cling to

You seem to have a terrible self-image. No wonder why you're so miserable and obsessed with dragging others down. But sure, I wasn't going to comment on it let alone outright call it contrarian, but your tendency to switch sides in an argument the second you see you've accidentally agreed with me is a tad annoying.
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Zeus posted...

Mead posted...

But hey, he'll say and do whatever he can to try to get a rise out of people. It's what he does.

Hey its better than metaphorical nails on a chalkboard pedantic and contrarian posting style that some users seem to cling to

You seem to have a terrible self-image. No wonder why you're so miserable and obsessed with dragging others down.

Holy shit Zeus. It was a joke topic. Quit being such a negative Ned.

that all seuz knows how to be though

WastelandCowboy posted...

Zeus posted...

Mead posted...

But hey, he'll say and do whatever he can to try to get a rise out of people. It's what he does.

Hey its better than metaphorical nails on a chalkboard pedantic and contrarian posting style that some users seem to cling to

You seem to have a terrible self-image. No wonder why you're so miserable and obsessed with dragging others down.

Holy shit Zeus. It was a joke topic. Quit being such a negative Ned.

Only if you ignore the long list of Mead's provocations within just the past 3 days, as well as his continued fixation on making this a thing and his generally bizarre obsession with me.
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Well, to be quite @frank @zues, not knowing what a red onion is very bizarre.
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Zeus posted...

Mead posted...

But hey, he'll say and do whatever he can to try to get a rise out of people. It's what he does.

Hey its better than metaphorical nails on a chalkboard pedantic and contrarian posting style that some users seem to cling to

You seem to have a terrible self-image. No wonder why you're so miserable and obsessed with dragging others down. But sure, I wasn't going to comment on it let alone outright call it contrarian, but your tendency to switch sides in an argument the second you see you've accidentally agreed with me is a tad annoying.

I think I have a pretty good self image actually, or at the very least a healthy one. Id imagine that somebody that is paranoid about any image of themself being discovered online might not have the best one, and thats really a shame.

I dont think I switch arguments all that much either, Id say thats yet another one of your accusations without much merit. It seems to be founded entirely on your misunderstanding of my post in the Starbucks topic and the fact that you were by all appearances wounded when you realized that I was not in fact agreeing with your regularly expressed bigotry.

Also you are a grown man that has never heard of a red onion. That fact alone makes it hilarious that you try to be condescending towards any poster forevermore.

All praise Mead.
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Mead posted...

Id imagine that somebody that is paranoid about any image of themself being discovered online might not have the best one, and thats really a shame.

Gee, why would anybody be concerned about identity security on a forum where multiple people have threatened their life and others have announced intentions that they'd want to get them fired?

Mead posted...

I dont think I switch arguments all that much either, Id say thats yet another one of your accusations without much merit.

It happens more than enough to be noteworthy. You see me walking on the same sidewalk so you run across to the other side of the road.

Mead posted...

It seems to be founded entirely on your misunderstanding of my post in the Starbucks topic

Considering I can't recall initiating an interaction with you in any Starbucks topic and only responded to you AFTER you started to single out and harass me, you're going to need to be more specific. Then again, you have a long history of thinking that I have more interest in you than I do. Remember when you accused me of stalking your wife because I had the gall to acknowledge you were married when joking about your rusty rifle topic and in that movie topic?

Mead posted...

that I was not in fact agreeing with your regularly expressed bigotry.

Which is another ass-pulled accusation, considering that race had *nothing* to do with actual problem and only to do with a race-baiting narrative. Like I noted, had white people been arrested over that stupid stunt, there wouldn't have nearly as much attention. I swear, you're going to give yourself a hernia with some of these stunts.

Mead posted...

Also you are a grown man that has never heard of a red onion. That fact alone makes it hilarious that you try to be condescending towards any poster forevermore.

And you're a grown man who has never heard of shrimp being on pizza, which makes your silly false outrage even more hypocritical. (Also you're a so-called grown man who says "themself" instead of "himself." Seriously, wtf?)
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Zeus posted...

And you're a grown man who has never heard of shrimp being on pizza, which makes your silly false outrage even more hypocritical.

In his defense, while anything could go on a pizza, shrimp is not very common as an ingredient. Onion, on the other hand is. And it more common in a lot of things. Also, he knew what shrimp was. But you didn't know about the onion. Not trying to start anything. But...
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Hello Arbys? I have a picture of your assistant manager that I got on the internet. I demand he be fired.
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This is a golden topic!

Almost as gold as a gold potato!
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I think @Zeus has me on ignore.

He needs to know that "not knowing shrimp can be a pizza topping (while bizarre, it would be easy to overcook the shrimp)" =|= "I've never seen a red onion at the grocery store or at a restaurant." Seriously, how does a person get to adulthood without ever learning about red onion?

Edit: On the topic of shrimp pizza, I've eaten a lot of pizza from slice shops to gourmet restaurants and I don't think I've ever seen one offered.
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LinkPizza posted...

Zeus posted...

And you're a grown man who has never heard of shrimp being on pizza, which makes your silly false outrage even more hypocritical.

In his defense, while anything could go on a pizza, shrimp is not very common as an ingredient. Onion, on the other hand is. And it more common in a lot of things. Also, he knew what shrimp was. But you didn't know about the onion. Not trying to start anything. But...

I know what onion is, but the term red onion threw me. I'm not a salad expert here.

Mead posted...

Hello Arbys? I have a picture of your assistant manager that I got on the internet. I demand he be fired.

If I worked at an Arby's, then you'd be doing me a favor by getting me fired. -_-
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Zeus posted...

I know what onion is, but the term red onion threw me. I'm not a salad expert here.

I don't think it's just a salad thing...
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SunWuKung420 posted...

I think @ Zeus has me on ignore.

I think you're paranoid @SunWuKung420

SunWuKung420 posted...

He needs to know that "not knowing shrimp can be a pizza topping (while bizarre, it would be easy to overcook the shrimp)" =|= "I've never seen a red onion at the grocery store or at a restaurant." Seriously, how does a person get to adulthood without ever learning about red onion?

No, I'm sure I've seen them, along with countless number of other vegetables. I just either didn't know what they were called or cared enough to look into it. Plus you're treating a derivation of a common vegetable as being far more significant than it is. And, while not everybody eats salad (which is the one place red onions are really relevant), most people have pizza. To make a bigger deal about the salad item than the pizza item is absurd.... but it's exactly the kind of stuff you can expect from Mead
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Looks like a huge hazelnut. But nah its an onion.
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I still feel like I see them more on pizza, burgers, and subs than in salads. Personally, I don't like them, but I see them often...
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LinkPizza posted...

Zeus posted...

I know what onion is, but the term red onion threw me. I'm not a salad expert here.

I don't think it's just a salad thing...

Zeus is too manly for vegetables, he only eats shrimp and only on pizzas
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So it turns out that jokingly saying salad is for women due to the claims absurdity is a NKL for being offensive

But saying it as a legitimate point of view is ok. That logic is coo-coo for cocoa puffs
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Mead posted...

So it turns out that jokingly saying salad is for women due to the claims absurdity is a NKL for being offensive

But saying it as a legitimate point of view is ok. That logic is coo-coo for cocoa puffs

hahahahahaha man
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