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PhazonReborn
04/21/18 11:02:17 PM
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It was so fucking big that I probably lost 3 lbs. It looked like a boa constrictor snake. I'm really surprised that my asshole isn't basically a gaping hole right now from that shit.

You ever take one of those and then want to admire that thing? I should have snapped a photo of that.
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trappedunderice
04/21/18 11:08:20 PM
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You don't take a shit you leave a shit.
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EpicKingdom_
04/21/18 11:09:13 PM
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trappedunderice posted...
You don't take a shit you leave a shit.


How wrong you are...

Buddy, when you have a huge shit...

You take it... it literally FUCKS YOU.

It makes you its bitch.
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PhazonReborn
04/21/18 11:09:49 PM
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trappedunderice posted...
You don't take a shit you leave a shit.

It was a legendary sized turd
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MabusIncarnate
04/21/18 11:11:04 PM
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It's moments like those you wish you had your phone so you can take a pic before flushing
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smoliske
04/21/18 11:13:33 PM
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trappedunderice posted...
You don't take a shit you leave a shit.


he took it from his ass
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crennigo
04/21/18 11:14:44 PM
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Did it look like this?

FclI1
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KingArthur3D
04/21/18 11:28:22 PM
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ratemypoo.com
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