| Topic List |
Page List:
1 |
|---|---|
|
zebatov 04/24/18 6:31:33 AM #1: |
Suspect: "I have a gun in my pocket!" fake-draws multiple times and points item at officer
Officer: "I don't care, get down!" Oh, PS, guy ran over fifteen people and killed ten with a van in Toronto. --- lolmodhagomi ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
_AdjI_ 04/24/18 6:54:44 AM #2: |
That's not to say there aren't trigger happy cops in Canada, particularly when it comes to mental health or substance abuse issues (something like 60% of people killed by police in the past couple decades fit that bill), but they are indeed much less trigger happy.
... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
HelIWithoutSin 04/24/18 7:01:17 AM #3: |
I was at a bar in Canada and a fight broke out between two guys. Each guy kept hitting himself because he didn't want the other guy to get hurt.
--- And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. -Hans Gruber ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
zebatov 04/24/18 8:04:53 AM #4: |
... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
nesrtkfan 04/24/18 8:17:49 AM #5: |
i was expecting a joke about newfies or eskimos :|
... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
FrozenBananas 04/24/18 8:25:48 AM #6: |
Looks like he wanted to get shot by the cop. Cop was smart :)
--- Official Strawberry Eater of PotD ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
zebatov 04/24/18 8:34:24 AM #7: |
I'm afraid to tell a knock-knock joke around here, let alone a joke that involves a stereotype.
--- lolmodhagomi ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
darkknight109 04/24/18 10:47:27 AM #8: |
Weird what happens when cops don't need to worry that every single person they confront has a good chance of being armed, isn't it?
--- Kill 1 man: You are a murderer. Kill 10 men: You are a monster. Kill 100 men: You are a hero. Kill 10,000 men, you are a conqueror! ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
minervo 04/24/18 11:31:59 AM #9: |
He failed at suicide by cop, i suspect a lot of torture, mental and physical, in his future.
... Copied to Clipboard!
|
| Topic List |
Page List:
1 |