Poll of the Day > My mom told me never to be friends with lesbians or bi women, because...

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PK_Spam 04/24/18 7:33:48 AM #1:	Those women will have sex with [me] and then keep my sperm and use it to get pregnant, and then theyll keep a baby and force me to pay child support. She says she knows 3 men who got tricked by women like that, and all lesbians want to do that. --- https://i.imgur.com/hCHZS1f.gif <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:900208163] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote>Those women will have sex with [me] and then keep my sperm and use it to get pregnant, and then theyll keep a baby and force me to pay child support. She says she knows 3 men who got tricked by women like that, and all lesbians want to do that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mofuji 04/24/18 7:36:29 AM #2:	It's really because they have teeth down there and will bite it off. --- "Youkai is evil because Youaki is bad. And I'm gonna exterminate them." ~ Reimu Hakurei during the 2016 US Presidential Campaign <cite>Mofuji posted [p:900208239] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote>It's really because they have teeth down there and will bite it off.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nightengale 04/24/18 8:03:13 AM #3:	We also spit poison from a gland in our throats --- Don't give up, skeleton! <cite>Nightengale posted [p:900208947] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote>We also spit poison from a gland in our throats</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nesrtkfan 04/24/18 8:04:37 AM #4:	also when they die they become immortal undead banshees, that will haunt your backyard <cite>nesrtkfan posted [p:900208980] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote>also when they die they become immortal undead banshees, that will haunt your backyard</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 04/24/18 8:27:41 AM #5:	Nightengale posted... We also spit poison from a gland in our throats She said lesbians. --- Scloud posted... Its like he wants two things at the same time. <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:900209616] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote><cite>Nightengale posted...</cite> <quote>We also spit poison from a gland in our throats</quote> She said lesbians.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TallTamryu 04/24/18 8:33:48 AM #6:	Your mom is totally right. --- "Guys don't treat girls right, that's why the lesbian rate's going up" <cite>TallTamryu posted [p:900209783] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote>Your mom is totally right.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shadowsword87 04/24/18 9:38:46 AM #7:	How quickly did you figure out your mom was... crazy? --- ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though" <cite>shadowsword87 posted [p:900211761] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote>How quickly did you figure out your mom was... crazy?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 04/24/18 10:22:15 AM #8:	Nightengale posted... We also spit poison from a gland in our throats --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (1-3): https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:900213585] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote><cite>Nightengale posted...</cite> <quote>We also spit poison from a gland in our throats</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 04/24/18 10:30:26 AM #9:	PK_Spam posted... Those women will have sex with [me] and then keep my sperm and use it to get pregnant, and then theyll keep the baby and force me to pay child support. She says she knows 3 men who got tricked by women like that, and all lesbians want to do that. Seems legit. --- These pretzels are making me thirsty! <cite>rexcrk posted [p:900213948] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote><cite>PK_Spam posted...</cite> <quote>Those women will have sex with [me] and then keep my sperm and use it to get pregnant, and then theyll keep the baby and force me to pay child support. She says she knows 3 men who got tricked by women like that, and all lesbians want to do that.</quote> Seems legit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 04/24/18 10:56:12 AM #10:	shadowsword87 posted... How quickly did you figure out your mom was... crazy? Whhhhaaaatttt?! Are you implying that my mom isnt sane? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha --- https://i.imgur.com/hCHZS1f.gif <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:900215193] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote><cite>shadowsword87 posted...</cite> <quote>How quickly did you figure out your mom was... crazy?</quote> Whhhhaaaatttt?! Are you implying that my mom isnt sane? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kigalas 04/24/18 11:09:55 AM #11:	PK_Spam posted... shadowsword87 posted... How quickly did you figure out your mom was... crazy? Whhhhaaaatttt?! Are you implying that my mom isnt sane? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Seems it runs in the family. --- Playing: FFVIII - Disc 3: Lunatic Pandora. GTA:VC - 25% - Diaz, taxi Also: Dragon Quest III - 6/6 Orbs Up next: GTA4, FFIV, DQV <cite>Kigalas posted [p:900215920] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote><cite>PK_Spam posted...</cite> <quote><cite>shadowsword87 posted...</cite> <quote>How quickly did you figure out your mom was... crazy?</quote> Whhhhaaaatttt?! Are you implying that my mom isnt sane? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha</quote> Seems it runs in the family.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aquamew 04/24/18 11:18:05 AM #12:	nesrtkfan posted... also when they die they become immortal undead banshees, that will haunt your backyard Thus saving you a lot of work on decorating for Halloween. <cite>Aquamew posted [p:900216300] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote><cite>nesrtkfan posted...</cite> <quote>also when they die they become immortal undead banshees, that will haunt your backyard</quote> Thus saving you a lot of work on decorating for Halloween.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VeeVees 04/24/18 11:19:42 AM #13:	Is she christian? --- Rudy sucks <cite>VeeVees posted [p:900216396] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote>Is she christian?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
minervo 04/24/18 11:27:28 AM #14:	Not a fan of those self-proclaimed liberated "goddesses", i don't even like to look at that in porn. <cite>minervo posted [p:900216792] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote>Not a fan of those self-proclaimed liberated "goddesses", i don't even like to look at that in porn.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KogaSteelfang 04/24/18 11:35:09 AM #15:	Man, maybe I need to meet some lesbians. --- Switch FC: SW-3227-7104-3140. PSN: Grindpantera Twitch.tv/kogasteelfang <cite>KogaSteelfang posted [p:900217208] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote>Man, maybe I need to meet some lesbians.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LittleRoyal 04/24/18 11:35:41 AM #16:	What if the tricked people she knew included your dad? --- I-I really needed this~~ Why does everyone think I like girls? <cite>LittleRoyal posted [p:900217239] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote>What if the tricked people she knew included your dad?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kiwimyweewee 04/24/18 11:40:36 AM #17:	Get a vasectomy and then you can have sex with all the bi women and lesbians without worry. --- We use our intelligence to support our delusions to escape reality. <cite>kiwimyweewee posted [p:900217474] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote>Get a vasectomy and then you can have sex with all the bi women and lesbians without worry.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 04/24/18 11:45:01 AM #18:	Does your mom say things like "good people on both sides"? --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:900217699] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote>Does your mom say things like "good people on both sides"?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 04/24/18 11:58:20 AM #19:	PK_Spam posted... Those women will have sex with [me] and then keep my sperm and use it to get pregnant, and then theyll keep the baby and force me to pay child support. She says she knows 3 men who got tricked by women like that, and all lesbians want to do that. So, Idk about lesbians, but I do know it's something to watch out for where I am. Lots of the girls from this area try to get pregnant by military members, have a baby, and then. It stay with them to get money to support the child for 18 years. It actually happen to my friend. But I believe he was able to win custody of the child himself. So, it all worked out better for him... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:900218363] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote><cite>PK_Spam posted...</cite> <quote>Those women will have sex with [me] and then keep my sperm and use it to get pregnant, and then theyll keep the baby and force me to pay child support. She says she knows 3 men who got tricked by women like that, and all lesbians want to do that.</quote> So, Idk about lesbians, but I do know it's something to watch out for where I am. Lots of the girls from this area try to get pregnant by military members, have a baby, and then. It stay with them to get money to support the child for 18 years. It actually happen to my friend. But I believe he was able to win custody of the child himself. So, it all worked out better for him...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pionear 04/24/18 12:43:27 PM #20:	kiwimyweewee posted... Get a vasectomy and then you can have sex with all the bi women and lesbians without worry. Or just wear a condom or get the 'pull out' technique down...or just lay up with Trans-Females. <cite>pionear posted [p:900220756] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote><cite>kiwimyweewee posted...</cite> <quote>Get a vasectomy and then you can have sex with all the bi women and lesbians without worry.</quote> Or just wear a condom or get the 'pull out' technique down...or just lay up with Trans-Females.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Action53 04/24/18 1:03:56 PM #21:	They're also cannibals --- Plsbemeantome.sarahah.com <cite>Action53 posted [p:900221843] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote>They're also cannibals</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmokeMassTree 04/24/18 1:57:39 PM #22:	She's just jealous She wants to keep you all to herself --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games and the POTd Battle Royale Season 3 <cite>SmokeMassTree posted [p:900224614] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote>She's just jealous She wants to keep you all to herself</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kimbos_Egg 04/24/18 2:48:35 PM #23:	Know whats funny? My mum also warned me about this, and shes a lesbian. --- You think you've Got problems? http://i.imgur.com/vgckRUN.jpg <cite>Kimbos_Egg posted [p:900227261] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote>Know whats funny? My mum also warned me about this, and shes a lesbian.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LittleRoyal 04/24/18 2:54:54 PM #24:	Kimbos_Egg posted... Know whats funny? My mum also warned me about this, and shes a lesbian. LittleRoyal posted... What if the tricked people she knew included your dad? --- I-I really needed this~~ Why does everyone think I like girls? <cite>LittleRoyal posted [p:900227633] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kimbos_Egg posted...</cite> <quote>Know whats funny? My mum also warned me about this, and shes a lesbian.</quote> <cite>LittleRoyal posted...</cite> <quote>What if the tricked people she knew included your dad?</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 04/24/18 3:12:30 PM #25:	Lesbians sleep with guys? Gay people sleep with woman? You're mum thinks you're heterosexual? So many questions so little answered. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:900228577] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote>Lesbians sleep with guys? Gay people sleep with woman? You're mum thinks you're heterosexual? So many questions so little answered.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kiwimyweewee 04/25/18 2:46:56 PM #26:	pionear posted... kiwimyweewee posted... Get a vasectomy and then you can have sex with all the bi women and lesbians without worry. Or just wear a condom or get the 'pull out' technique down...or just lay up with Trans-Females. Why leave it to chance? Go for 100%. --- We use our intelligence to support our delusions to escape reality. <cite>kiwimyweewee posted [p:900286866] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote><cite>pionear posted...</cite> <quote><cite>kiwimyweewee posted...</cite> <quote>Get a vasectomy and then you can have sex with all the bi women and lesbians without worry.</quote> Or just wear a condom or get the 'pull out' technique down...or just lay up with Trans-Females.</quote> Why leave it to chance? Go for 100%.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 04/25/18 2:50:14 PM #27:	Kimbos_Egg posted... Know whats funny? My mum also warned me about this, and shes a lesbian. @Kimbos_Egg your mom gay? LOL --- Any fool with a microphone thinks he can tell you what he loves most <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:900287050] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kimbos_Egg posted...</cite> <quote>Know whats funny? My mum also warned me about this, and shes a lesbian.</quote> @Kimbos_Egg your mom gay? LOL</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dragon504 04/25/18 3:06:21 PM #28:	I would totally dick one, or both women in a serious lesbian relationship to get them pregnant, if they weren't going to bother me about it afterwards. I want to have a kid, but not be part of raising it. There is sperm donation, but that's not going to be nearly as fun. --- http://myanimelist.net/profile/dragon504 http://followmy.tv/u/dragon504/time_wasted <cite>dragon504 posted [p:900287994] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote>I would totally dick one, or both women in a serious lesbian relationship to get them pregnant, if they weren't going to bother me about it afterwards. I want to have a kid, but not be part of raising it. There is sperm donation, but that's not going to be nearly as fun.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kimbos_Egg 04/25/18 4:41:44 PM #29:	DirtBasedSoap posted... Kimbos_Egg posted... Know whats funny? My mum also warned me about this, and shes a lesbian. @Kimbos_Egg your mom gay? LOL ..yeah..? --- You think you've Got problems? http://i.imgur.com/vgckRUN.jpg <cite>Kimbos_Egg posted [p:900293192] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote><cite>DirtBasedSoap posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kimbos_Egg posted...</cite> <quote>Know whats funny? My mum also warned me about this, and shes a lesbian.</quote> @Kimbos_Egg your mom gay? LOL</quote> ..yeah..?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Locke90 04/25/18 6:00:40 PM #30:	PK_Spam posted... Those women will have sex with [me] and then keep my sperm and use it to get pregnant, and then theyll keep the baby and force me to pay child support. She says she knows 3 men who got tricked by women like that, and all lesbians want to do that. was your mother one of those women? --- Friend code 3222-6836-6888 <cite>Locke90 posted [p:900297428] in My mom tol... [t:76546939]...</cite> <quote><cite>PK_Spam posted...</cite> <quote>Those women will have sex with [me] and then keep my sperm and use it to get pregnant, and then theyll keep the baby and force me to pay child support. She says she knows 3 men who got tricked by women like that, and all lesbians want to do that.</quote> was your mother one of those women?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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