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UncleBourbon33 04/25/18 3:59:46 AM #1: |
Who would win?
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Lord_Shadow 04/25/18 4:00:24 AM #2: |
Depends which 10?
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Kaiganeer 04/25/18 4:01:15 AM #3: |
silverback solos
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Lord_Theruss 04/25/18 4:01:33 AM #4: |
Mr_Karate_II solos the silverback gorilla.
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nevershine 04/25/18 4:01:41 AM #5: |
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Kineth 04/25/18 4:08:39 AM #6: |
Average CEmen? All dead. Athletic CEmen? 1 or 2 die straight-up, another 1 or 2 die from their injuries.
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Mistere Man 04/25/18 4:24:01 AM #7: |
Kineth posted...
Average CEmen? All dead. Athletic CEmen? 1 or 2 die straight-up, another 1 or 2 die from their injuries. Even then without weapons they are all dead. Gorillas are no joke. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LethalAffinity 04/25/18 4:24:41 AM #8: |
50 trillion lions vs. The Death Star
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Slip-N-Slide 04/25/18 4:25:58 AM #9: |
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gunplagirl 04/25/18 4:26:14 AM #10: |
I'll tell you who wins
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Mistere Man 04/25/18 4:28:34 AM #12: |
LethalAffinity posted...
50 trillion lions vs. The Death Star Normal lions? no air in space, but if they could get aboard it maybe. Space lions? Maybe. Voltron lions? Easily ten trillion voltrons blazing swording the death star! --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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xBloodBrotherx 04/25/18 4:29:17 AM #13: |
gunplagirl posted...
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Kineth 04/25/18 4:41:24 AM #14: |
Mistere Man posted...
Kineth posted...Average CEmen? All dead. Athletic CEmen? 1 or 2 die straight-up, another 1 or 2 die from their injuries. Fair enough. --- If you're not looking for any honest discussion, agreement, meeting halfway or middle ground, don't bother arguing with me. Selfish narcissists need not apply. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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inTaCtfuL 04/25/18 4:56:16 AM #16: |
Do the 10 have time to come up with a plan? Lol
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TheCyborgNinja 04/25/18 4:56:22 AM #17: |
Yeah, no weapons = a pile of dead CEmen and a triumphant gorilla.
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JumpstyIe 04/25/18 5:01:18 AM #18: |
PPP solos
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Mistere Man 04/25/18 5:04:47 AM #19: |
Goats posted...
Even if most of CE are weak or lazy or craven there are bound to be some of us who aren't. If we all dogpile the gorilla and hold down his arms and legs there really isn't going to be much he can do. 2000 pounds of pressure is going to break the gorilla's spine, or neck, or arms period. Gorillas are rather passive as well. They might take rivals on in the rare contest of strength, but actual fighting isn't something they do all that much. Humans on the other hand are some of the most violent and bloodthirsty animals on the planet. I seriously doubt that as the average gorilla can lift 2,000 pounds of dead weight some say more so I doubt they would break so easily. Also good luck getting that many people to grab one location on an angry gorillas body. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UncleBourbon33 04/25/18 5:46:34 AM #20: |
Gorillas aren't even that big. How tough can they be
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JTilly 04/25/18 6:04:08 AM #22: |
the gorilla was later found dead
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JordanPeterson 04/25/18 6:04:17 AM #23: |
Just sidestep the silverback, bro.
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Trayvon 04/25/18 6:09:06 AM #24: |
how do they get so swole by eating just bananas
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ColdOne666 04/25/18 6:10:07 AM #25: |
LethalAffinity posted...
50 trillion lions vs. The Death Star Death Star since the lions would die from no oxygen. --- FFX is the best game of all time. The only good Nintendo franchises are Pokemon and Fire Emblem. Comics are for kids. https://i.imgur.com/LJ3WSyB.gif Reylo Ship ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JordanPeterson 04/25/18 6:10:28 AM #26: |
Trayvon posted...
how do they get so swole by eating just bananas By throwing barrels at plumbers. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 04/25/18 2:39:14 PM #27: |
Goats posted...
Mistere Man posted...Goats posted...Even if most of CE are weak or lazy or craven there are bound to be some of us who aren't. If we all dogpile the gorilla and hold down his arms and legs there really isn't going to be much he can do. 2000 pounds of pressure is going to break the gorilla's spine, or neck, or arms period. Gorillas are rather passive as well. They might take rivals on in the rare contest of strength, but actual fighting isn't something they do all that much. Humans on the other hand are some of the most violent and bloodthirsty animals on the planet. I doubt it but believe what you want. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Go_Totodile 04/25/18 2:42:50 PM #28: |
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SSJGrimReaper 04/25/18 2:43:43 PM #29: |
Depends if Dawkins has his dukes up or not
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Dyinglegacy 04/25/18 2:46:08 PM #30: |
I don't know. If they all attacked in unison, then MAYBE they would be able to overpower the thing.
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Bloodychess 04/25/18 2:46:30 PM #31: |
I can't think of any win condition for the CEmen if there are no weapons
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Letron_James 04/25/18 2:47:31 PM #32: |
Can i pick the 9 live baits that ill use to make my escape
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SSJGrimReaper 04/25/18 2:48:48 PM #33: |
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Bloodychess 04/25/18 2:49:45 PM #34: |
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Carlbertomfg 04/25/18 2:53:54 PM #35: |
Them 'rillaz don't know nuffin' about hapkido. I'll chop that fucker literally in half.
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Mistere Man 04/25/18 2:55:20 PM #36: |
Bloodychess posted...
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Orthopox12 04/25/18 3:00:44 PM #37: |
Harambe or one guy with a rifle.
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Cosmic_Diabetic 04/25/18 3:05:15 PM #38: |
I will destroy gorilla with bare fists
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