Poll of the Day > There's a girl at work that I'm completely lusting after.

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xyphilia
04/27/18 8:29:43 AM
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But have 0 % chance of being with, much less physically. What do you do in a situation like this? She's unbelievably cute with a mouthful of braces and adorable glasses. It's driving me crazy this past year
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TheWorstPoster
04/27/18 8:34:53 AM
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Pics
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RCtheWSBC
04/27/18 8:37:25 AM
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xyphilia posted...
What do you do in a situation like this?

0. Don't be a creep
1. Talk to her and get to know her
2. Keep doing that
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Sethera
04/27/18 8:37:51 AM
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Dating a coworker is a bad idea.
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wwinterj25
04/27/18 8:39:17 AM
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Ask her out, get rejected and then move on.
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FrozenBananas
04/27/18 8:48:33 AM
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xyphilia posted...
with a mouthful of braces


ABORT!
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LeetCheet
04/27/18 8:53:33 AM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
xyphilia posted...
What do you do in a situation like this?

0. Don't be a creep
1. Talk to her and get to know her
2. Keep doing that


This sounds like the best idea.
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wolfy42
04/27/18 9:07:10 AM
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Step one: Get a club
Step two: Find a cave
Step three: Buy a spotted dress
Step 4: Wear dress.
Step 5: Spin around and shout "Captaaaaaain Caaaaaaaaaaaaaveeeee Maaaaaaaaaan"

Girl will fall for you and follow you into your cave.
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wwinterj25
04/27/18 9:12:24 AM
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wolfy42 posted...
Step one: Get a club
Step two: Find a cave


Expected that to go a different way.
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Andromicus
04/27/18 10:27:05 AM
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wolfy42 posted...
Step one: Get a club
Step two: Find a cave
Step three: Buy a spotted dress
Step 4: Wear dress.
Step 5: Spin around and shout "Captaaaaaain Caaaaaaaaaaaaaveeeee Maaaaaaaaaan"

Girl will fall for you and follow you into your cave.

Don't listen to this guy, you gotta bonk them in the head with your guitar and then shout El Kabong!
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-green-dragon-
04/27/18 10:29:44 AM
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xyphilia posted...
with a mouthful of braces

This made me lol
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Metal_Mario99
04/27/18 10:43:15 AM
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xyphilia posted...
But have 0 % chance of being with, much less physically. What do you do in a situation like this?

Go home and jerk off.
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ReggieTheReckless
04/27/18 1:37:00 PM
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If she has a mouthful of braces and wears glasses you're already at an advantage. You might think she's cute, but certainly not a lot of others do, and she might not even think so herself.

Only interested in sexy time and nothing else? Get to know her a little bit then ask her out

Interested in her as a person? Get to know her and become friends and if something is supposed to happen further it will
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Golden Road
04/27/18 1:52:10 PM
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Why do you believe you have a 0% chance of getting with her?
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Revelation34
04/27/18 8:58:14 PM
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ReggieTheReckless posted...
If she has a mouthful of braces and wears glasses you're already at an advantage. You might think she's cute, but certainly not a lot of others do, and she might not even think so herself.

Only interested in sexy time and nothing else? Get to know her a little bit then ask her out

Interested in her as a person? Get to know her and become friends and if something is supposed to happen further it will


Wat
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LinkPizza
04/27/18 9:04:34 PM
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I felt like this about a guy once. But I have 0% chance. I believe her was most likely straight... That's usually why I couldn't get the guys I wanted before...
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TheCyborgNinja
04/27/18 10:44:40 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
I felt like this about a guy once. But I have 0% chance. I believe her was most likely straight... That's usually why I couldn't get the guys I wanted before...

That reminded me of a story my friend told me... her sister had some guy after her for years, despite the fact that, as she put it, her sister "was very clearly a lesbian."
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JOExHIGASHI
04/27/18 10:49:05 PM
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Golden Road posted...
Why do you believe you have a 0% chance of getting with her?

Maybe she's underage
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dedbus
04/27/18 11:27:18 PM
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Don't be a creep. In other words don't do anything that hints at any kind of sentience or apparent existence in any way. Infact, look into a way to negative exist.
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xyphilia
04/28/18 2:06:08 AM
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Golden Road posted...
Why do you believe you have a 0% chance of getting with her?

It's not a belief, it's a fact. No fraternization at work.
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Golden Road
04/28/18 3:00:49 AM
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xyphilia posted...
Golden Road posted...
Why do you believe you have a 0% chance of getting with her?

It's not a belief, it's a fact. No fraternization at work.

Then start fraternizing. Your chances will increase, even if only slightly.
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Tatunen08
04/28/18 8:52:43 PM
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Don't do it if you plan pn working there for a long time. Workplace relationships WILL get you fired.

Just masturbate at home. It helps curve lust imo
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Revelation34
04/28/18 9:35:04 PM
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Tatunen08 posted...
Workplace relationships WILL get you fired.


Wat.
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shadowsword87
04/28/18 9:37:07 PM
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Have you tried talking to her?
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xyphilia
05/04/18 4:58:10 AM
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It goes without saying that she's out of my league
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FrozenBananas
05/04/18 5:07:28 AM
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xyphilia posted...
It goes without saying that she's out of my league


...even with braces?....
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ClarkDuke
05/04/18 5:08:24 AM
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LinkPizza
05/04/18 8:43:24 AM
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Tatunen08 posted...
Workplace relationships WILL get you fired.

Not always...
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JOExHIGASHI
05/04/18 12:56:19 PM
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I wish had more attractive coworkers
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Golden Road
05/04/18 1:12:10 PM
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xyphilia posted...
It goes without saying that she's out of my league

"Leagues" don't exist. You merely having a job makes you a potential partner for millions of women.
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Nade Duck
05/04/18 1:15:41 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Tatunen08 posted...
Workplace relationships WILL get you fired.

Not always...

but brace yourself for absolute hell anyway.
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FrozenBananas
05/04/18 6:44:47 PM
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Nade Duck posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Tatunen08 posted...
Workplace relationships WILL get you fired.

Not always...

but brace yourself for absolute hell anyway.


Pretty much. If / when you break up, not only will you have to spend 8 hours a day with your ex, but you'll have everyone else at your work place knowing about it.
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