Current Events > Stop bringing your children to movies

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If your child is too young to shut the fuck up when you "SHHHHHHH," then it's too young to bother bringing to a movie.

Bonus follow-up: If it won't shut the fuck up after one "SHHHHH," then take it the fuck out of the theater.
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That's why I go to the theaters that don't allow anyone under 21

Raikuro posted...

That's why I go to the theaters that don't allow anyone under 21

they have those??

where can i find this nirvana
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Agreed. If you can't find a sitter, you don't get to see the movie. Tough luck.

Reminds me of a story I saw about a normal restaurant which banned children, and parents complained about how they would never support that business.

It still made a killing from all the people that did show up because of how amazing that sounds.
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LinksLiege posted...

Reminds me of a story I saw about a normal restaurant which banned children, and parents complained about how they would never support that business.

It still made a killing from all the people that did show up because of how amazing that sounds.

I want to start an airline that follows a policy like this
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Exactly. I even had IW ruined for me because of a fucking newborn baby at a 2 AM opening night show. It took 2 hours for the bitch mom to leave.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76556825
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Yeah tell that to the parents that brought a crying kid mid IW yesterday.

I wanted to toss my milkshake at them
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Muffinz0rz posted...

LinksLiege posted...

Reminds me of a story I saw about a normal restaurant which banned children, and parents complained about how they would never support that business.

It still made a killing from all the people that did show up because of how amazing that sounds.

I want to start an airline that follows a policy like this

Id fly on that airline.
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Thats why I like my theater. It's like 10-15 minutes away, crowds are always small (IW was the most people I've seen for opening weekend for the MCU there, a little under half full), never had a problem with people bringing loud kids.

They got a little kitchen that makes burgers and pizzas and shit too. Not bad but overpriced, naturally.

Oh, and there's a full bar in the lobby. Walk in, get tickets, grab a happy mix drink to start (every MCU release the bar does different mixes colored and named after the characters), bring a bucket of beer in for the show.

I may have gone a little overboard at the bar when I first discovered the place to go see Age of Ultron...
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