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Darmik 05/01/18 4:28:44 AM #1: |
https://www.thestranger.com/seattle/gallagher-is-a-paranoid-right-wing-watermelon-smashing-maniac/Content?oid=4357855
"Hey, President Obama," he spits out the name like a mouthful of burning hair. "You ain't black. I don't care what you sayyou're a latte. You're half whole-milk. It could be goat milkyou could be a terrorist!" I am too busy losing my mind to catch the next joke, which is about Ted Kennedy's brain cancer. Aaaaand we're off. In case anyone was curious --- Kind Regards, Darmik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sphyx 05/01/18 4:35:12 AM #2: |
I just imagine an IRL 'Up Late With McBain'.
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pegusus123456 05/01/18 4:42:27 AM #3: |
Darmik posted...
The Rice Krispies elves: "All three of those guys are gay. Look at 'em!" He got at least one thing right --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doom_Art 05/01/18 4:50:31 AM #4: |
Darmik posted...
the next joke, which is about Ted Kennedy's brain cancer. Yikes --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 http://i.imgur.com/mPvcy.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kuwab0 05/01/18 4:52:06 AM #5: |
I thought he died
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Giblet_Enjoyer 05/01/18 6:08:07 AM #6: |
unsettling
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pinky0926 05/01/18 6:11:03 AM #7: |
This is like when comedians make edgy race jokes but without the funny part, and are just plain old mean spirited and...well, racist as fuck.
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LightningAce11 05/01/18 6:12:51 AM #8: |
Conservatives and right wingers just can't be funny. Only cringeworthy.
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SavenForever 05/01/18 6:15:35 AM #9: |
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Giblet_Enjoyer 05/01/18 6:33:31 AM #10: |
LightningAce11 posted...
Conservatives and right wingers just can't be funny. Only cringeworthy. Unless they're just conservative by Canadian standards, like Norm Macdonald --- He which make friends with scorpion, soon come to find out what a scorpion does - they bite people with its tail --ancient Chinese proverb ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turtlebread 05/01/18 6:36:26 AM #11: |
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Garioshi 05/01/18 6:37:44 AM #12: |
Frankie Boyle has made some of the most brutal and offensive jokes ever and he's a hard leftist.
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Jiek_Fafn 05/01/18 6:54:32 AM #14: |
I remember The Brain taking shots at Gallagher years ago. He's always been terrible.
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Sonic23004 05/01/18 7:18:40 AM #15: |
The old man... is onstage in front of a sold-out Admiral Theatre in Bremerton, Washington.
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SGT_Conti 05/01/18 7:30:33 AM #16: |
That's not a comedy routine, that's a rant
Giblet_Enjoyer posted... LightningAce11 posted... Is Norm really considered conservative? He's like a very very very slight right-leaning centrist at most to me. Oh god never mind I got him confused with Neil MacDonald who is apparently a relation of his --- Posted with GameRaven 3.4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ASithLord7 05/01/18 8:15:45 AM #17: |
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Solar_Crimson 05/01/18 8:18:58 AM #18: |
...This is comedy?
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averagejoel 05/01/18 8:19:41 AM #19: |
pinky0926 posted...
This is like when comedians make edgy race jokes but without the funny part, and are just plain old mean spirited and...well, racist as fuck. you just perfectly summarized conservative comedy --- peanut butter and dick ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Master_Bass 05/01/18 8:32:35 AM #20: |
Solar_Crimson posted...
...This is comedy? This. Where was the part that was supposed to make me laugh? --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jumi 05/01/18 8:44:05 AM #21: |
"If you can't see your dick, you don't get one."
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ledbowman 05/01/18 8:48:03 AM #22: |
WHCA members told @brianstelter a number of ideas floating around for potential changes to the #whcd next year -- including hiring dueling comedians (one liberal, one conservative) and hiring a singer instead of a comedian https://twitter.com/sarahcwestwood/status/991037723770281984 --- I wish we all waved ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KingCoasterOreo 05/01/18 8:51:00 AM #23: |
This is what all the "lmao you TRIGGEREd??;)))" kids will grow up to be.
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Heineken14 05/01/18 8:53:37 AM #24: |
ledbowman posted...
WHCA members told @brianstelter a number of ideas floating around for potential changes to the #whcd next year -- including hiring dueling comedians (one liberal, one conservative) and hiring a singer instead of a comedian Why? The world's fattest snowflake still won't attend. --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ASithLord7 05/01/18 8:54:42 AM #25: |
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This is what all the "lmao you TRIGGEREd??;)))" kids will grow up to be. This is how most of them already are tbh --- http://i.imgur.com/VZeCB.gif RebelElite791 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Antifar 05/01/18 8:55:54 AM #26: |
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Shuto-uke 05/01/18 9:06:10 AM #27: |
Doom_Art posted...
Darmik posted...the next joke, which is about Ted Kennedy's brain cancer. Yet they get so outraged at the Huckabeast jokes ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shuto-uke 05/01/18 9:06:54 AM #28: |
Sonic23004 posted...
The old man... is onstage in front of a sold-out Admiral Theatre in Bremerton, Washington. LMAO ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KingCoasterOreo 05/01/18 9:09:39 AM #29: |
ASithLord7 posted...
KingCoasterOreo posted...This is what all the "lmao you TRIGGEREd??;)))" kids will grow up to be. True. Here's hoping they grow out of it eventually ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoubleDare 05/01/18 9:19:58 AM #30: |
Bu bu but but I liked Gallagher as a kid smashing the atari2600s and succhh.
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Jagr_68 05/01/18 9:20:45 AM #31: |
Solar_Crimson posted...
...This is comedy? People said the same thing when Gallagher was randomly smashing watermelons with a giant mallet back in the day. I think the real question is how the hell did he go from that outgoing cornball gimmick straight into mean as fuck racism/homophobia routines. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Antifar 05/01/18 9:27:26 AM #32: |
Jagr_68 posted...
I think the real question is how the hell did he go from that outgoing cornball gimmick straight into mean as fuck racism/homophobia routines. Dude's 71, so --- kin to all that throbs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 05/01/18 9:29:25 AM #33: |
It's only funny to make fun of people who are right. Otherwise it's just mean.
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bover_87 05/01/18 9:34:12 AM #34: |
I think it's really telling here how the right's idea of 'comedy' (among other things like values) is to simply be as big an asshole as possible towards those who aren't like them.
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Darmik 05/01/18 5:51:03 PM #35: |
Bump
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joestarrr 05/01/18 5:52:31 PM #36: |
Doom_Art posted...
Darmik posted...the next joke, which is about Ted Kennedy's brain cancer. double yikes --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 05/01/18 5:53:11 PM #37: |
Gallagher, or Gallagher Too?
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yusiko 05/01/18 5:56:18 PM #38: |
KingCoasterOreo posted...
ASithLord7 posted...KingCoasterOreo posted...This is what all the "lmao you TRIGGEREd??;)))" kids will grow up to be. naw its too late for them best to just write them off as a lost cause and ship them off to texas where they cant hurt infect decent people --- yusketeer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Phantom_Nook 05/01/18 5:57:23 PM #39: |
but God forbid anyone joke about Huckabeast's make-up.
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Funbazooka 05/01/18 5:57:58 PM #40: |
That watermelon busting dude's still alive?
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boxington 05/01/18 5:59:25 PM #41: |
uhhh
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MC_BatCommander 05/01/18 6:18:27 PM #42: |
Gallagher has always produced shit comedy. Idk how he has managed to have any kind of career
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Axiom 05/01/18 6:23:52 PM #43: |
Not surprised that guy is crazy
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Polycosm 05/01/18 6:29:19 PM #44: |
Bill Burr has some pretty good material that hits the left and social justice crowds. I don't get the sense that he's actually conservative, but he's what I imagine a good conservative comic could be.
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ledbowman 05/01/18 6:53:16 PM #46: |
Polycosm posted...
Bill Burr has some pretty good material that hits the left and social justice crowds. I don't get the sense that he's actually conservative, but he's what I imagine a good conservative comic could be. Right but I think they would fuck up and not get somebody like that. --- I wish we all waved ... Copied to Clipboard!
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