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frozenshock 05/04/18 10:59:25 AM #1: |
We started this back in March. We hang out maybe once a week or so and each time we keep the score.
I lost a bunch of "not observant" points playing BoTW. She's a master at BoTW. Anyway, so for example I lost points because I got the lynel mask from the monster shop guy and I tried to get really close to a lynel to take a picture but he attacked me. She said I'm not observant because I didn't read the description of the lynel mask that says that I can't linger too long. I also lost 2 points each time when I accidentally wasted arrows or accidentally threw weapons (it happens a lot when you're not used to the controls). Also I lose points when I miss obvious clues during a shrine quest. I lost 50 points because when I was driving her to lunch I said that I needed to stop for gas and I drove right past a gas station without noticing it and she was like "hey, it was right there! why didn't you stop there? minus 50." She's a bit harsh when I'm driving and tends to take away points for things like when I'm stopped at a red light and I don't notice right away that it turns green cuz i'm distracted and she has to tell me "hey it's green!" I gain points for nice things. I used to take massage therapy classes and got my certificate (even though I never did it professionally like in a spa or something). But anyway she gave me 5 points because I gave her an hour long back massage. Also I got 2 points for asking her if she was thirsty and if I could get her a cup of water. So far I haven't been able to get 100 points in a day yet. I usually end up in the negative points. But my points reset every time we meet so I start at 0 each time. She's coming over to my place again tomorrow. She just texted me to say that she's going to give me new challenges to help me get more points this time. Also we're meeting early in the morning so we have all day tomorrow which gives me plenty of opportunities for more points. She promised me that I will get 50 points if I can beat the shrine quest on eventide island without her help. Any tips on things i can do to to get more points? --- I don't hate people, people hate me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 05/04/18 11:00:53 AM #2: |
Be more observant.
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Laserion 05/04/18 11:02:18 AM #3: |
Get with someone who just wants to have sex with you. This points system sucks.
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orcus_snake 05/04/18 11:02:21 AM #4: |
I dont need to play your silly game to get laid
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lww99 05/04/18 11:02:50 AM #5: |
This can't be real...
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dib153 05/04/18 11:03:39 AM #6: |
Go for broke
Bet spontaneous fantasy fulfillment is an auto +100 Just do it, man, surprise her with a kiss outta nowhere and if she doesn't beat your ass wing it as you go on Alternatively, ask for extra credit ;) --- "Dib is my new hero. Epic insult man, epic to the max" ~ Drakona ... Copied to Clipboard!
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P4wn4g3 05/04/18 11:03:43 AM #7: |
Sounds like a lot of work. Also sounds really stupid.
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Jerry_Hellyeah 05/04/18 11:04:05 AM #8: |
Homie I be scorin mad points with yo girl Heather dawg, dropped 200 in a day so I could sneak a ball in too
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philsov 05/04/18 11:04:28 AM #9: |
Make 3 lame mistakes that could've been avoided
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The Admiral 05/04/18 11:05:11 AM #10: |
How attractive is this girl?
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treewojima 05/04/18 11:05:22 AM #11: |
wtf kind of shitty power game is that
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Kitt 05/04/18 11:05:29 AM #12: |
Are these the new good boy points?
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Disrespector 05/04/18 11:06:13 AM #14: |
Kitt posted...
Are these the new good boy points? Lmao --- "Dammit, Smithers! This isn't rocket science, it's brain surgery!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tremain07 05/04/18 11:06:40 AM #15: |
Lmao fuck that, games are suppose to be fun, this is just teasing.
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ThePredominate 05/04/18 11:10:34 AM #16: |
This is very meticulously crafted bait.
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trappedunderice 05/04/18 11:11:39 AM #17: |
lww99 posted...
This can't be real... It's not. --- You can't beat a classic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DracoSpire 05/04/18 11:13:51 AM #18: |
This is the most beta male thing I've seen yet.
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DarkChozoGhost 05/04/18 11:24:59 AM #19: |
ThePredominate posted...
This is very meticulously crafted bait. Right? I feel like he must have pulled this from somewhere --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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frozenshock 05/04/18 11:40:43 AM #20: |
The Admiral posted...
How attractive is this girl? Shes not bad. I was actually gonna post a pic but i tried putting it on google and it immediately finds her deviant art page and i dont want everyone here to start contacting her >_> --- I don't hate people, people hate me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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theAteam 05/04/18 11:44:27 AM #21: |
Oh this is real?
She's docking 50 points on some subjective bullshit but gives only 5 points for legit efforts. You're going to struggle to please her and get to 95 only for her to dock you 50 again for some stupid shit. She's using the stick and carrot of sex and you're never going to get the carrot. --- Buffalo Bills Playoff Tracker 2017-18 Season: 9-7; drought broken! one and done see you next year ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guerrilla Soldier 05/04/18 11:48:00 AM #22: |
theAteam posted...
you're never going to get the carrot. --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Admiral 05/04/18 11:51:54 AM #23: |
Going under the assumption that this is real...
Either this girl already knows she wants to sleep with you, or she's just fucking with you. If you want to sleep with her, I'd say put in a real day of effort where you plan nice/fun things and do everything right. Make it a casual date day, but be clear in your interest. If she's in the camp of wanting to get with you, she will. If she's still giving you dumb excuses and docking you 50 points for silly things, I'd say stop playing the game -- she's just doing this to be manipulative. --- - The Admiral ... Copied to Clipboard!
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closetkpopfan 05/04/18 11:52:19 AM #24: |
Ask her how many points you'll get for banging her brains out TC. Be a man and stop letting her walk all over you.
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Turbam 05/04/18 11:59:33 AM #25: |
If you weren't bad at the game then you'd have already gotten laid
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P4wn4g3 05/04/18 12:00:09 PM #26: |
Seriously just take her on a date and get her to cut the bullshit.
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ForestLogic 05/04/18 12:03:37 PM #27: |
I had sex the other day just cuz we both got back from a wedding and wanted to have sex.
Was pretty cool and uncomplicated. --- AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer / ObjectiveLogic #MasterChiefForSmash ... Copied to Clipboard!
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frozenshock 05/04/18 12:11:21 PM #28: |
We've actually been friends for a long time, we met in 2010. She's a fun friend to have because we like all the same manga and the same games so it's never boring when we hang out.
We made out once way back in 2012 but we didn't really talk about it after that because it was a one time thing and we were both seeing someone at the time so it was kind of embarrassing. But now we're both single for the first time in a while so we kind of started hanging out more and she started coming over to my place more often. --- I don't hate people, people hate me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ki_cat_ 05/04/18 12:16:18 PM #29: |
She's basically docking major points for "human error". I'm assuming guides aren't allowed. You'll never win with games. It's easier to criticize as an observer, if you've played a ton before etc.
Just go bowling. If you can strike a bunch, you win. Gutter balls mean big docks. --- People are afraid of what they don't understand. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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P4wn4g3 05/04/18 12:19:20 PM #30: |
frozenshock posted...
We've actually been friends for a long time, we met in 2010. She's a fun friend to have because we like all the same manga and the same games so it's never boring when we hang out. She wants your dick. She wants you to initiate. That's my guess anyway. --- Hive Mind of Dark Aether, the unofficial Metroid Social Private board. https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/851-dark-aether ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Aloner 05/04/18 12:21:33 PM #31: |
Better be copypasta.
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twitterfriends 05/04/18 12:32:00 PM #32: |
Wow she can treat you like a slave by using her vagina as a carrot on a stick lmao, I doubt her pussy is even that great so dump her
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Pogo_Marimo 05/04/18 12:46:12 PM #33: |
Someone tell Tadamoto about this, this could be his big break.
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kingdrake2 05/04/18 12:53:49 PM #34: |
Guerrilla Soldier posted...
theAteam posted...you're never going to get the carrot. --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CapnMuffin 05/04/18 12:55:58 PM #35: |
Post this on incel assuming its not from there.
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Punctus_Pilot 05/04/18 1:50:43 PM #36: |
Making a move during said back massage would have been worth 100 points.
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bob742omb 05/04/18 1:54:29 PM #37: |
she has you wrapped around her finger and she knows she has control over you.
fuck that. sex or no sex, i'd just tell her i'm not playing games like that. --- bob the buster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFNtqC0ETqo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EverDownward 05/04/18 1:56:23 PM #38: |
>good boy points
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jumi 05/04/18 2:20:00 PM #39: |
My guess?
Either: 1. She's a tease. Or: 2. She wants you to make a move. She'll keep docking points for stupid shit and giving you miniscule amounts of points for good shit, until you actually make a move, where she'll be like "100 points!" --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ki_cat_ 05/04/18 2:25:55 PM #40: |
If you two are close, a move can't hurt but if she gives you shit for It, she's just teasing around for fun.
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