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TeaMilk 05/04/18 5:40:35 PM #1: |
when i woke up this morning there was a strange knife on the bathroom floor. My roommate is already gone, so i cant ask her about it
do you guys think its her poop knife? is there another explanation for this? --- 3DS: 3093-7075-8544 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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eggcorn 05/04/18 5:43:21 PM #2: |
turd knife
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Looked gf 05/04/18 5:44:16 PM #3: |
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Doe 05/04/18 5:49:40 PM #4: |
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UsernamesRlame 05/04/18 5:58:16 PM #5: |
Send her that pic asking whats up with the knife on the floor. See what kind of excuse she comes up with. Either that or smell it.
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eggcorn 05/04/18 5:58:29 PM #6: |
Doe posted...
The fuck is a poop knife https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76574264 --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TeaMilk 05/04/18 5:58:36 PM #7: |
Doe posted...
The fuck is a poop knifeknife for poops --- 3DS: 3093-7075-8544 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KookyCouture 05/04/18 6:00:43 PM #8: |
maybe she poops knives :O
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TeaMilk 05/04/18 6:03:23 PM #9: |
KookyCouture posted...
maybe she poops knives :Ooof she should get that checked out... and stop s***ing on the floor >:( --- 3DS: 3093-7075-8544 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Old NoiseTank 05/04/18 6:18:53 PM #10: |
for sure a poop knife.
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TeaMilk 05/04/18 8:52:42 PM #11: |
UsernamesRlame posted...
Send her that pic asking whats up with the knife on the floor. See what kind of excuse she comes up with. Either that or smell it.i texted her about 3 hours ago and still no reply... i'd be ashamed about being confronted about my poop knife too --- 3DS: 3093-7075-8544 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrK3V 05/04/18 8:53:01 PM #12: |
smh its a toe knife
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD 05/04/18 8:54:35 PM #13: |
lmao poor people use poop knives, I use poop shears and have my servants wipe my ass for me.
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iamintents 05/04/18 9:11:22 PM #14: |
what the fuck are you people eating that all your poop doesnt come out?
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Fundabz 05/04/18 9:16:41 PM #15: |
MrK3V posted...
smh its a toe knife --- I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. This is a rope right here. GT: KirBeast PSN: KirBeast_ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TeaMilk 05/04/18 9:18:54 PM #16: |
iamintents posted...
what the fuck are you people eating that all your poop doesnt come out? i think poop knives are for breaking up poops after they leave your body? actually not sure now --- 3DS: 3093-7075-8544 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD 05/04/18 9:29:57 PM #17: |
Poop knives are for breaking up large turds that would otherwise clog the shitter. If you people would just shit in the tank instead of the bowl you wouldn't need a poop knife.
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eston 05/04/18 9:31:23 PM #18: |
KookyCouture posted...
maybe she poops knives :O No that's a knife poop --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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iamintents 05/04/18 9:31:43 PM #19: |
KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Poop knives are for breaking up large turds that would otherwise clog the shitter. If you people would just shit in the tank instead of the bowl you wouldn't need a poop knife. that knife would require you to go full fist into said bowl of shit just to cut it up. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD 05/04/18 9:33:02 PM #20: |
iamintents posted...
KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...Poop knives are for breaking up large turds that would otherwise clog the shitter. If you people would just shit in the tank instead of the bowl you wouldn't need a poop knife. That's why I use poop scissors. Dirty people use poop knives. --- Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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iamintents 05/04/18 9:33:49 PM #21: |
KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
iamintents posted...KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...Poop knives are for breaking up large turds that would otherwise clog the shitter. If you people would just shit in the tank instead of the bowl you wouldn't need a poop knife. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lordgold666 05/04/18 9:49:16 PM #22: |
MrK3V posted...
smh its a toe knife --- Xbox GT: l0rdg0ld666 | 3DS FC: 1848-2391-0198 [LXGC] - Lethal Xbox Gaming crew ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 05/04/18 9:51:04 PM #23: |
It's too clean to be a poop knife
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TeaMilk 05/04/18 10:03:43 PM #24: |
She texted back and said she was using it to open a package and it must have fallen out of her pocket. I do agree its too clean to be a poop knife.
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UsernamesRlame 05/04/18 10:34:46 PM #25: |
Gotta give her credit. Its a clever cover up story. She wins this round
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD 05/04/18 11:07:31 PM #26: |
She obviously wiped the knife off since it probably had blood on it from her stool, she probably has blood in her stool.
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