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Rob Cesternino 05/04/18 7:54:34 PM #1: |
Tony Stark isn't married
Bruce Banner isn't married Steve Rogers isn't married Bucky isn't married Dr. Strange isn't married Black widow isn't married Thor had 1,500 years to find someone, but nope, he isn't married --- Stop asking me if I'm Jessica Simpson. Jewish girls Survivor is the greatest show EVER. are hawt ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Slip-N-Slide 05/04/18 7:56:08 PM #2: |
Because they're world rebound celebrity superheroes. Marriage is for chumps, they can just keep fucking.
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Metro2 05/04/18 7:56:12 PM #3: |
Antman (well, formerly married but still) and Hawkeye?
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DrizztLink 05/04/18 7:56:28 PM #4: |
Stark is engaged.
Banner is on the run. Steve was frozen for seventy years. Bucky's been an assassin for seventy years. Strange is an asshole. Widow is an assassin. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Raikuro 05/04/18 7:58:36 PM #5: |
Don't most of them have girlfriends
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Rob Cesternino 05/04/18 7:59:42 PM #6: |
DrizztLink posted...
Stark is engaged. Banner is like 50 years old. There was plenty of time for him before he was on the run. Steve had plenty of time before and after being frozen. And what about Thor? --- Stop asking me if I'm Jessica Simpson. Jewish girls Survivor is the greatest show EVER. are hawt ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VectorChaos 05/04/18 8:00:37 PM #7: |
DrizztLink posted...
Stark is engaged. This. Most of them kinda have issues :/ --- "Donald Trump has the most presidential penis of all time" - DifferentialEquation ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJGrimReaper 05/04/18 8:01:59 PM #8: |
when was the last time an avenger got laid
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DrizztLink 05/04/18 8:02:55 PM #9: |
Rob Cesternino posted...
Banner is like 50 years old. There was plenty of time for him before he was on the run. Not remotely close to that, and he was borderline engaged to Betty. Steve had no luck with women before the serum and missed his chance with Carter after. Then he spent a fair bit of time being an Avenger. He does have that one chick he'd be dating if he weren't an international fugitive. Thor was a womanizing hedonist until Thor 1, then dating Jane. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dameon_reaper 05/04/18 8:03:01 PM #10: |
SSJGrimReaper posted...
when was the last time an avenger got laid I'm pretty sure Tony has lately. Unless you mean laid to rest. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anarchy_Juiblex 05/04/18 8:05:22 PM #11: |
The studios are wise enough to realize the Avenger movies don't fucking need forced romantic subplots. Wanda and Vision is only acceptable between neither got their own movie or much character development so it's the quickest way to humanize them.
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masterpug53 05/04/18 8:06:38 PM #12: |
I feel like they've prety well covered the romantic pitfalls these characters have gone through over the course of the MCU (except for Thor, and only because Natalie Portman didn't want to do any more Marvel movies and had to be written out).
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PokemonYoutube 05/04/18 8:08:10 PM #13: |
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
The studios are wise enough to realize the Avenger movies don't fucking need forced romantic subplots. Wanda and Vision is only acceptable between neither got their own movie or much character development so it's the quickest way to humanize them. Yep, they learned their lesson from that horrendously forced Widow/Banner crap in Age of Ultron. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CharlesBronson 05/04/18 8:08:25 PM #14: |
because they're all men
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dameon_reaper 05/04/18 8:12:13 PM #15: |
PokemonYoutube posted...
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...The studios are wise enough to realize the Avenger movies don't fucking need forced romantic subplots. Wanda and Vision is only acceptable between neither got their own movie or much character development so it's the quickest way to humanize them. Remember when people suspected a romantic subplot with Captain America and Widow in IW? >_> I'm glad that didn't happen. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hayame Zero 05/04/18 8:14:36 PM #16: |
Hawkeye is married, but I guess he isn't relevant.
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Plasma_Returns 05/04/18 8:14:59 PM #17: |
They're not religious.
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Zikten 05/04/18 8:18:36 PM #18: |
Plasma_Returns posted...
They're not religious. Cap is From Avengers 1 "There's only one God, ma'am, and he doesn't dress like that" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dameon_reaper 05/04/18 8:20:09 PM #19: |
Zikten posted...
Plasma_Returns posted...They're not religious. While I don't know if he's religious, I just think this was a oneliner and only for a oneliner as I don't believe Steve is the religious type. Maybe he believes in god but I don't think of him as religious. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Slip-N-Slide 05/04/18 8:20:41 PM #20: |
CharlesBronson posted...
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Rob Cesternino 05/04/18 8:53:28 PM #21: |
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
The studios are wise enough to realize the Avenger movies don't fucking need forced romantic subplots. Wanda and Vision is only acceptable between neither got their own movie or much character development so it's the quickest way to humanize them. So basically its just lazy writing --- Stop asking me if I'm Jessica Simpson. Jewish girls Survivor is the greatest show EVER. are hawt ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Metro2 05/04/18 10:18:23 PM #22: |
SSJGrimReaper posted...
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lightwarrior78 05/04/18 10:35:33 PM #23: |
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
The studios are wise enough to realize the Avenger movies don't fucking need forced romantic subplots. Wanda and Vision is only acceptable between neither got their own movie or much character development so it's the quickest way to humanize them. More the opposite. You can do a forced romantic subplot with sweethearts, AND you can have some romantic tension if and when different comic love interests show up, or just for shits and giggles. It's not like Banner and Widow have even had much interaction in the comics, but hey, we need a romantic couple to please the shippers. and they, talked for a few minutes on screen. Though if anyone needs serious speculation: Tony: serious womanizer. Kind of surprised he's never made an ex-wife crack. Cap: not exactly in demand male before the war. After, too busy adjusting. Banner: nerd devoted to his work Bucky: Been a bit occupied since the war. Dr Strange: Jackass and self important. Needs to be single for stories with Clea from the comics. Widow: too much red in her ledger she doesn't feel she can be happy Thor: Frat boy warrior. He doesn't marry, and let's not get into what he might have done if true to viking spirit. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EternalDivide 05/04/18 10:46:49 PM #24: |
They may be superheroes but they're deeply fucked up in the head people when you really think about it.
Hawkeye is the most normal of them all and he's married. Ant-man is pretty normal isn't he? I didn't see his movie but isn't his only issue jail time? I know he has a kid but idk if he's married. But it would fit. --- FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making. I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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