Poll of the Day > Give a man a fish, he eats for a day

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TheWorstPoster
05/08/18 11:10:51 PM
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Teach a man to fish, he dies of mercury poisoning
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LinkPizza
05/08/18 11:16:18 PM
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adjl
05/08/18 11:17:56 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
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Not necessarily. If he survives, one of the major risks he'll face as a consequence of the widespread burns is hypothermia, since he won't have the nervous function left to regulate his temperature.
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LinkPizza
05/08/18 11:21:40 PM
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adjl posted...
LinkPizza posted...
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Not necessarily. If he survives, one of the major risks he'll face as a consequence of the widespread burns is hypothermia, since he won't have the nervous function left to regulate his temperature.

That's why you have to make sure you do it right. If you do it right, he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Sometimes, a little push off a cliff or stabbing is needed...
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GanglyKhan
05/09/18 12:51:17 AM
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Mercury poisoning is a fuckin myth, dudes. Well, okay, it isn't, but you certainly won't get it from eating a pound of salmon weekly.
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adjl
05/09/18 6:56:05 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
adjl posted...
LinkPizza posted...
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Not necessarily. If he survives, one of the major risks he'll face as a consequence of the widespread burns is hypothermia, since he won't have the nervous function left to regulate his temperature.

That's why you have to make sure you do it right. If you do it right, he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Sometimes, a little push off a cliff or stabbing is needed...


In that case, building a man a fire can also keep him warm for the rest of his life.

GanglyKhan posted...
Mercury poisoning is a fuckin myth, dudes. Well, okay, it isn't, but you certainly won't get it from eating a pound of salmon weekly.


Depends where that salmon's coming from.
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Foppe
05/09/18 7:20:37 AM
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MAXIM 21: Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.
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Hyyr
05/09/18 7:27:02 AM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
Teach a man to fish, he dies of mercury poisoning

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.

Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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Lokarin
05/09/18 8:03:08 AM
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Mercury trophic buildup is such a problem you'd think we'd have a solution for it already
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NeoSioType
05/09/18 9:27:07 AM
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Used to go fishing with my Dad a long time ago.

He would bring me out on rainy nights to hunt nightcrawlers in the backyard and that took skill because they were slimy and fast.

Then he would melt lead down to make his own sinkers from a spoon mold but I doubt that was healthy to do on the stove.

We often fished on a rainy riverbank and only now I guess we were trespassing on undeveloped city land. Made sure he had his fishing license though.

Unfortunately he never taught me how to gut and skin catfish. I remember there being tons of fins, blood and entrails rolling off the outside table. Always made sure to bury it in the yard 'cause that stuff's good for the garden.
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wolfy42
05/09/18 9:37:39 AM
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Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.

Teach that fish Karate, and watch it beat the man up!!

New TV show coming this fall. Karate Fish, The Deadly Tail.
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Bacon_Pancakes
05/09/18 9:54:10 AM
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GanglyKhan posted...
Mercury poisoning is a fuckin myth,

This. We're on Earth and not Mercury...how can we get Mercury poisoning if the planet is so far away

Never heard of moon poisoning or Mars poisoning...
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wolfy42
05/09/18 9:59:10 AM
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Bacon_Pancakes posted...
GanglyKhan posted...
Mercury poisoning is a fuckin myth,

This. We're on Earth and not Mercury...how can we get Mercury poisoning if the planet is so far away

Never heard of moon poisoning or Mars poisoning...


Mars just freaking chops you up.

Mercury is fast though, he spikes your drink in a flash and you get poisoned.

Serious issue. He is like a really fast, but slightly more deadly Bill Cosby.
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adjl
05/09/18 8:55:44 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.

Teach that fish Karate, and watch it beat the man up!!

New TV show coming this fall. Karate Fish, The Deadly Tail.


This fall, the fisherman isn't the only one on the lake with a wicked hook...
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VeeVees
05/09/18 9:01:45 PM
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So give the man a bigger fish. Then he can eat for more than a day.
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Sephiroth C Ryu
05/09/18 11:33:19 PM
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Maxim 21. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.
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wolfy42
05/10/18 9:52:49 AM
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adjl posted...
wolfy42 posted...
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.

Teach that fish Karate, and watch it beat the man up!!

New TV show coming this fall. Karate Fish, The Deadly Tail.


This fall, the fisherman isn't the only one on the lake with a wicked hook...


We should totally sell this to NBC:) We will be RICH!!!
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