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Link HT
05/09/18 7:13:02 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqKWAc_wt60" data-time="


Now this is a scene I have examined very closely, perhaps too closely, but it's one of the most bizarre sequences ever set to film.

This follows Peter Parker's and Harry Osborn's conversation about Mary Jane. The romantic plotline of this movie is so byzantine and complicated that I won't summarize, but somebody has amnesia, somebody is going crazy, and there's something about a French waiter played by Bruce Campbell. Peter leaves the diner after Harry gloats over cucking him, leaving Harry in his moment of glory. This is where the waitress comes in to refill his coffee, and asks:

"How's the pie?" And we get the priceless reply "so good". Already I had begun laughing in the theater at this.

This is the response of a man who is truly loving his pie, in fact loving his pie with a greater intensity and passion than most of us will ever feel about anything in our lives. This is the greatest single moment of acting in James Franco's career, he will never top this. It is glorious. And like everything else, this joy makes little sense with the rest of the scene.

We cut to Peter walking outside, and he turns out to see Harry one last time out the window. He does this in the middle of the street, which is fairly dumb. We cut back to Harry, who sees Peter.

James Franco does his best to wink, but fails. He's left in a painfully awkward twitched face, totally ruining his moment of triumph. He might be winking, he might have had a major stroke, I am not entirely sure. And I'm not sure what the wink is supposed to mean anyway.

Suddenly HONK! A truck appears out of nowhere, as if divine punishment for Peter Parker's pedestrian hubris. Peter narrowly avoids the massive mack truck that has spontaneously spawned in a narrow Manhattan street, naturally surprised.

We can see as the truck goes by that Harry mysteriously disappears. Also a fellow diner, as confused as the audience is, turns around to see what happened. Based upon the situation and the location of the characters, there is no way Harry escaped the way he did, it's like a magic trick... for no reason.

One can only assume that Harry is using his supervillain powers to teleport out of the diner and escape the check (a deep insult to the "so good" pie) or maybe Harry belly flopped onto the floor for some reason, causing the man behind him to wonder what this crazy White boy is doing. Either way it doesn't make sense for Harry's previous gloating and failed attempt at winking.

Peter looks back to the camera, then double takes, perplexed beyond words.

Edit: holy fuck I butchered the topic title... Best movie* scene*
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JxOxNxIxCxS
05/09/18 7:25:36 AM
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like warm spidey pie...
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Doom_Art
05/09/18 7:27:02 AM
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it's so good
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bobbysjoby
05/09/18 7:38:03 AM
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One of the main reasons I still get enjoyment out of that awful movie in a Batman and robin kinda way

That scene at the start of peter at his girlfriends play cheesing like a total weirdo and telling everyone around him THATS MY GIRLFRIEND like a total pathetic dweeb, Ahhh good times
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bulletproofvita
05/09/18 7:38:03 AM
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You know he's not talking about the pie right???
Did it go over your head lol
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SSJCAT
05/09/18 7:41:10 AM
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lol I never noticed the wink fail.
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lww99
05/09/18 7:43:51 AM
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This scene has always been a joke between my friends and I
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Lord_Wombat
05/09/18 7:46:21 AM
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I legit never noticed James Franco played Harry <_<
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wdlp
05/09/18 7:56:12 AM
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i still cant watch the jazz club scene
its just too embarrassing
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bulletproofvita
05/09/18 7:56:39 AM
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wdlp posted...
i still cant watch the jazz club scene
its just too embarrassing

Dig on this....
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Doom_Art
05/09/18 7:56:45 AM
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wdlp posted...
i still cant watch the jazz club scene
its just too embarrassing

Now dig on this
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pres_madagascar
05/09/18 7:57:10 AM
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Lord_Wombat posted...
I legit never noticed James Franco played Harry <_<

I forgot. It's been so damn long since I watched those movies.
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XxKrazyChaosxX
05/09/18 8:17:36 AM
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lww99 posted...
This scene has always been a joke between my friends and I


Same here.
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NeonOctopus
05/09/18 8:19:41 AM
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Link HT
05/09/18 10:59:44 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
wdlp posted...
i still cant watch the jazz club scene
its just too embarrassing

Now dig on this

Another timeless classic

Spiderman 3 is a meme goldmine
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chetmanly
05/09/18 11:00:36 AM
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find us some shade
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Laserion
05/09/18 11:09:11 AM
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Maybe Peter spaced out for a long time, with everyone yelling at him "Get off the road, dumbass! Your ass don't have no licence plate, idiot!" and he got back from this when Harry was already long gone.
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saspa
05/09/18 11:20:11 AM
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Belly flopped lamafo. This topic is more gold than the actual movie scene, and that's saying something XD
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PhazonReborn
05/09/18 12:31:05 PM
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I don't get it
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NeonOctopus
05/09/18 1:20:43 PM
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PhazonReborn posted...
I don't get it

He's talking about fucking MJ or something >_>
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UnfairRepresent
05/09/18 1:25:02 PM
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Considering that Harry can't teleport and that the black guy turned around as if something happened, it's safe to assume that Harry didn't get away, he just leaped onto the floor when the truck went past so Peter couldn't see him.

In reality Harry is still in that diner crawling around on the floor until Peter walks away.

That's the only explanation possible.
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NeonOctopus
05/09/18 1:25:45 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Considering that Harry can't teleport and that the black guy turned around as if something happened, it's safe to assume that Harry didn't get away, he just leaped onto the floor when the truck went past so Peter couldn't see him.

In reality Harry is still in that diner crawling around on the floor until Peter walks away.

That's the only explanation possible.

Wouldn't be outside the realm of possibilities considering it's Spiderman 3 >_>
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bobbysjoby
05/09/18 1:49:48 PM
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Orthopox12
05/09/18 1:52:44 PM
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I feel like that movie was made uncomfortable on purpose. Only way it makes sense to me.
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eggcorn
05/09/18 1:54:01 PM
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saspa posted...
Belly flopped lamafo. This topic is more gold than the actual movie scene, and that's saying something XD

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FridgeBeard
05/09/18 1:56:48 PM
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I give you GameFAQs Gold for your analysis of that scene
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AlCalavicci
05/09/18 2:07:25 PM
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Link HT posted...
We can see as the truck goes by that Harry mysteriously disappears. Also a fellow diner, as confused as the audience is, turns around to see what happened. Based upon the situation and the location of the characters, there is no way Harry escaped the way he did, it's like a magic trick... for no reason.


The biggest mystery is why is the fellow diner blue??
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