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Smashingpmkns
05/09/18 9:59:21 PM
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Terra-enforcer
05/09/18 10:17:54 PM
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Wasn't there something like this that ended up being all doods because no chicks showed up? Yeah, I'll stick to my own crib that night.
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Tyranthraxus
05/09/18 10:18:46 PM
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Tappor
05/09/18 10:20:02 PM
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single women are allowed but not single men??? what the FUCK is this bullshit?

Smashingpmkns posted...
Where will you be CE?

not supporting such a clearly sexist event
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Damn_Underscore
05/09/18 10:21:02 PM
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degeneracy
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ProfessorKukui
05/09/18 10:21:16 PM
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Nice
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Smashingpmkns
05/09/18 10:21:57 PM
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Terra-enforcer posted...
Wasn't there something like this that ended up being all doods because no chicks showed up? Yeah, I'll stick to my own crib that night.


World
Record


I'll be chilling with my girlfriend far away from this mess.
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Axiom
05/09/18 10:22:16 PM
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That is, the reported record. I can confirm this is not a record title that we recognize or monitor, says a Guinness rep. Therefore, there will not be a Guinness World Records Adjudicator on-site for this event.

Lmao
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3khc
05/09/18 10:23:47 PM
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Booking my flight. I'll be there handing out top tier orgasms left and right.
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Kitt
05/09/18 10:25:13 PM
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(for the orgy, couples are $200 and single women are $25) and arrive with a registered partner (no single men are allowed)

What an oddly specific requirement. If you're trying to break a record, you'd think they'd take everything they can get.
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LinksLiege
05/09/18 10:25:25 PM
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Terra-enforcer posted...
Wasn't there something like this that ended up being all doods because no chicks showed up? Yeah, I'll stick to my own crib that night.

You and I are very different people.
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Damn_Underscore
05/09/18 10:26:43 PM
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Wait so it literally costs men $175 to go, and they have to be with a woman
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Smashingpmkns
05/09/18 10:27:26 PM
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Kitt posted...
(for the orgy, couples are $200 and single women are $25) and arrive with a registered partner (no single men are allowed)

What an oddly specific requirement. If you're trying to break a record, you'd think they'd take everything they can get.


Yeah I don't get why couples would be so pricey. That's more people towards the glorious goal.
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halomonkey1_3_5
05/09/18 10:27:50 PM
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yall dont go to orgies very often do you
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Flamazide
05/09/18 10:28:03 PM
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3khc posted...
Booking my flight. I'll be there handing out top tier orgasms left and right.

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TheoryzC
05/09/18 10:28:50 PM
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halomonkey1_3_5 posted...
yall dont go to orgies very often do you

Lol
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VandorLee
05/09/18 10:30:35 PM
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Im atheist but if any religion happens to be right i feel orgies would be highly frowned upon.
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Smashingpmkns
05/09/18 10:31:14 PM
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VandorLee posted...
Im atheist but if any religion happens to be right i feel orgies would be highly frowned upon.


Sin city bebe
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Slip-N-Slide
05/09/18 10:33:27 PM
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VandorLee posted...
Im atheist but if any religion happens to be right i feel orgies would be highly frowned upon.

God's just hate fun
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DrizztLink
05/09/18 10:34:05 PM
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halomonkey1_3_5 posted...
yall dont go to orgies very often do you

I admit it isn't typically on my day planner.
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BuckVanHammer
05/09/18 10:34:55 PM
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So what do they do, burn down the hotel afterward?
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Smashingpmkns
05/09/18 10:36:36 PM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
So what do they do, burn down the hotel afterward?


It's the Embassy Suites. This orgy is probably the cleanest thing that's happened in that place.
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Darmik
05/09/18 10:36:38 PM
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Will there be limitless Chad dick on offer?
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Axiom
05/09/18 10:37:11 PM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
So what do they do, burn down the hotel afterward?

Only way to get the stink out
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VandorLee
05/09/18 10:38:01 PM
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Itll be like 500 dudes going home dissappointed as only Harpie shows up.
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VandorLee
05/09/18 10:38:52 PM
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They should only have black lights on during....

..........eeeewwwwww
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Delirious_Beard
05/09/18 10:43:46 PM
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Players must purchase an appropriate Sin City 8 pass (for the orgy, couples are $200 and single women are $25) and arrive with a registered partner (no single men are allowed)


lmfao
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littlebro07
05/09/18 10:43:59 PM
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VandorLee posted...
Itll be like 500 dudes going home dissappointed as only Harpie shows up.


God damn
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Darmik
05/09/18 10:46:20 PM
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Delirious_Beard posted...
Players must purchase an appropriate Sin City 8 pass (for the orgy, couples are $200 and single women are $25) and arrive with a registered partner (no single men are allowed)


lmfao


No idea why they're charging so much for couples if they want to break a record but I'm pretty sure single guys are usually banned from orgies.
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matteus70
05/09/18 10:48:45 PM
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I will weep for the poor bastards who have to clean that mess up.
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Bishop9800
05/09/18 10:49:31 PM
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Kitt posted...
(for the orgy, couples are $200 and single women are $25) and arrive with a registered partner (no single men are allowed)


someone is seriously trying to pimp this

VandorLee posted...
Itll be like 500 dudes going home dissappointed as only Harpie shows up.


ok, now that's wrong. (but i laughed)
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
05/09/18 10:53:07 PM
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matteus70 posted...
I will weep for the poor bastards who have to clean that mess up.

Orgy goers are notoriously considerate people and do well to clean up after themselves
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YellowSUV
05/09/18 10:56:02 PM
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Axiom posted...
That is, the reported record. I can confirm this is not a record title that we recognize or monitor, says a Guinness rep. Therefore, there will not be a Guinness World Records Adjudicator on-site for this event.

Lmao


I can see it now. Some guy with a clipboard carefully observing everything trying to count how many people there are.
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L0Z
05/09/18 10:57:43 PM
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there won't even be a guiness records keeper on site. they don't condone it
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Evil_Evil_Evil_
05/09/18 10:59:27 PM
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Kitt posted...
(for the orgy, couples are $200 and single women are $25) and arrive with a registered partner (no single men are allowed)

What an oddly specific requirement. If you're trying to break a record, you'd think they'd take everything they can get.


you dont want the male to female ratio to be 30 to 1
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KiwiTerraRizing
05/09/18 11:00:13 PM
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Whats the password to get in?
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daftpunk_mk5
05/09/18 11:00:24 PM
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Tappor posted...
single women are allowed but not single men??? what the FUCK is this bullshit?

Smashingpmkns posted...
Where will you be CE?

not supporting such a clearly sexist event


Discrimination is legal as long as its against men
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littlebro07
05/09/18 11:00:43 PM
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I wonder how many of these people will actually be attractive.

Or will it be like a nude beach where you expect hot chicks and get naked 80 year olds.
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Solar_Crimson
05/09/18 11:02:47 PM
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Tappor posted...
single women are allowed but not single men??? what the FUCK is this bullshit?

Yeah, that's not fair at all.
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Darmik
05/09/18 11:03:19 PM
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Host an orgy where single men are allowed to join for free and come back here with the results.
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Solar_Crimson
05/09/18 11:03:25 PM
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Darmik posted...
Delirious_Beard posted...
Players must purchase an appropriate Sin City 8 pass (for the orgy, couples are $200 and single women are $25) and arrive with a registered partner (no single men are allowed)


lmfao


No idea why they're charging so much for couples if they want to break a record but I'm pretty sure single guys are usually banned from orgies.

Why is that?
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Darmik
05/09/18 11:05:41 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Darmik posted...
Delirious_Beard posted...
Players must purchase an appropriate Sin City 8 pass (for the orgy, couples are $200 and single women are $25) and arrive with a registered partner (no single men are allowed)


lmfao


No idea why they're charging so much for couples if they want to break a record but I'm pretty sure single guys are usually banned from orgies.

Why is that?


Two reasons;
- To stop the orgy from primarily being single, horny men
- To avoid the risk of creeps and sexual assaults
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Gretgrab
05/09/18 11:14:17 PM
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@BiroZombie
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smoliske
05/09/18 11:24:15 PM
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it should be a televised event tbh
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Slip-N-Slide
05/10/18 12:44:36 AM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Tappor posted...
single women are allowed but not single men??? what the FUCK is this bullshit?

Yeah, that's not fair at all.

Otherwise there's just be a bunch if dudes trying to plow a handful of chicks. It would be a disaster unless you're just trying to host a gay orgy.
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OwlRammer
05/10/18 12:47:11 AM
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05/10/18 12:51:03 AM
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