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Daffadilio
05/11/18 7:24:11 PM
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But honestly I only buttchug nonalcoholic beer, so tonight may be lame.
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hollow_shrine
05/11/18 7:25:38 PM
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Yeah, don't do that. Also, go home early and save yourself the stress of needing to call your friends an ambulance.
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BlingBling22947
05/11/18 7:29:21 PM
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^ A+ advice
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Daffadilio
05/11/18 7:30:40 PM
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But if Im not there to call it, who will? Thats not being a very good friend.
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Pepys Monster
05/11/18 7:30:46 PM
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hollow_shrine posted...
Yeah, don't do that. Also, go home early and save yourself the stress of needing to call your friends an ambulance.

Then who is going to call them an ambulance?
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Undying
05/11/18 7:34:01 PM
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Go, have fun, and enjoy yourself.
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__aCEr__
05/11/18 7:37:56 PM
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Remember that time when an attorney for a University of Tennessee student had to issue a press conference about butt-chugging?

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DirkDiggles
05/11/18 7:46:26 PM
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What is buttchugging? Is that when you hang upside down and somebody shoves a funnel up yer rear end and pours non-alcoholic beer down yer rectum?
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JTilly
05/11/18 7:48:17 PM
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your buddies might die tho ts
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DocileOrangeCup
05/11/18 7:50:57 PM
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Captain_Qwark posted...
Kids at the middle school in my hometown recently got in trouble for putting tampons up their butt that were soaked in vodka. They'd put them in at lunch and be drunk for the rest of the day basically.

what if i use a tampon full of ky jelly
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catboy0_0
05/11/18 7:52:23 PM
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__aCEr__
05/11/18 8:01:45 PM
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Weren't kids blasting vodka into their eyeballs not too long ago?

Putting it in your butthole...your eyeball...how about you just drink it you stupid fucks?
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ProfessorKukui
05/11/18 8:04:01 PM
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See ya on the news
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hollow_shrine
05/11/18 8:13:42 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
hollow_shrine posted...
Yeah, don't do that. Also, go home early and save yourself the stress of needing to call your friends an ambulance.

Then who is going to call them an ambulance?

Someone else. You're not getting paid to baby sit, and this is premeditated foolishness. If they survive, they'll learn.
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Funbazooka
05/11/18 8:14:31 PM
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That's no good. You'll corrode your butthole by chugging hard spirits.
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KrystalSNES
05/11/18 8:17:49 PM
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People do butt-chugging cause its a faster and more effective way to get drunk. Problem is the booze doesn't get filtered through the liver so all of that vodka will go straight to the bloodstream. If you overdo it you can die from it since a woman was charged with murder once after giving her husband an enema full of Sherry which killed him in his sleep. Yes, it sounds silly and stupid but its a real deal method some people take to avoid the paint-thinner taste of whatever booze you want to dose off with.
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C_Pain
05/11/18 8:18:44 PM
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hey pal
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Daffadilio
05/11/18 9:02:08 PM
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Funbazooka posted...
That's no good. You'll corrode your butthole by chugging hard spirits.

As I said, I only butt chug non- alcoholic beer
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