Board 8 > It's 3am and you are awake with lube and an XL dragon dildo (cyoa)

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Pushinh Gaywards is playing on your computer. You hear a noise outside your apartment in the hallway. What do you do?
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Go even louder and harder
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You start going harder. And faster. Harder and faster. You've felt the dragon dildo before, but never like this. It's so much rougher than you remember. You are amazed that you can take it so hard. You clench and let out a scream.

As you are screaming you hear someone say 'oh shit I'm sorry' but the noise isn't coming from the computer. What do you do?
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Get out your XXL dragon dildo
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You stop screaming, get up with the XL dragon dildo still in your butt and run to the kitchen where you were using your XXL dragon dildo to stir pasta sauce. You grab the XXL dragon dildo. It's still hot and you burn your hand. What do you do?
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J-j-j-jam it in
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The XXL dragon dildo is still hot, but you know what you must do. You jam it up your butt without even taking out the XL dragon dildo. The heat of the XXL coupled with how hot this scene is in general incinerates the XL as the melted rubber pools from your backside. You let out another scream of delight as you hunch over the kitchen counter. What do you do?
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Bump like bumping a dragon dildo up the butt
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Wait so did just a single post in this topic get modded.

Also

run outside screaming
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mnkboy907 posted...

Wait so did just a single post in this topic get modded.

Apparently so. Strange.

Only a single post.

You brace yourself and your legs stop quivering. You feel a newfound energy thanks to the XXL dragon dildo. You scream at the top of your lungs and run to the door as fast as you can. As you are running a trail of molten rubber is following you, plopping on the ground in a steady stream from your behind. In the doorway is Steve Rambo. 'Oh shit I'm sorry!' he yells. You plow through him, your naked body slamming him into the wall with ease. He crumbles to the ground face up. You're standing over him in the hallway as melting rubber falls on his face.

You successfully made it outside. What do you do?
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aw and it was the post to my answer
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Run to the dragon dildo store
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Suddenly, you realize you need to get to the dragon dildo store. Immediately. You being sprinting towards the window at the end of the hallway. 'Wait...!' You hear weakly from Steve Rambo behind you. As you are sprinting towards the window you reach into your behind and pull out the XXL dragon dildo. You throw it at the window while running and the window shatters. You dive out the window, somersaulting as you fall three stories. As you hit the ground you roll and stand up. You've done this before. You are outside the dragon dildo store. You would never live further than a block away.

What do you do?
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Go to the store's owner and say "oh shit I'm sorry."
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@OliviaTremor

But I don't live in an apartment....

You scoop the half melted XXL dragon dildo off the ground and rush into the store. You run down the aisles of dragon dildos of all sizes and colors, knocking over a few display cases. The case alarms start going off but you've rushed passed them and hopped over the counter, whacking the cashier in the face with your melted dragon dildo XXL. You run to the back office, lowering your shoulder and plowing through the door into the owner's office. The cigar falls out of the owner's mouth.

'Oh shit I'm sorry' you say. 'Sorry for what?' the owner replies. What do you do?
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Say "for this" and try to consume the owner with your butthole
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'For this' you say. You then whack the owner over the head with the XXL dragon dildo. He is knocked out cold. You look around the room frantically. There are a couple dragon dildos, XS, strewn throughout the room. What a waste, you think. This guy has to go. You shove your dragon dildo XXL into the owner's mouth in case he wakes up to muffle the screaming.

You then attempt to consume him with your anus. You start with his fist, something you are used to. You get elbow deep but then suddenly, a winded greased Steve Rambo appears in the doorway. He says through large huffs, 'oh... oh... oh shit I'm sorry.'

What do you do?
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Say "You don't have to be sorry anymore" and move in for a kiss.
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'You don't have to be sorry anymore' you say. You slowly move your naked body towards the greased up Steve Rambo, the owner's body slogging behind you due to his arm being halfway up your butt. You are inches away from Steve Rambo's face at this point. You inch your lips closer to his.

Suddenly the owner starts gagginh loudly. He has come to but can't yell out loudly due to the half melted XXL dragon dildo on his mouth. What do you do?
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Shove him the rest of the way in
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I didn't know OliviaTremor was a WVI alt.
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Big Dildo, 3AM
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You quickly pivot your head and look straight at the owner. Your eyes meet. The owner looks as though he is going to cry. 'You're going to need this' Steve Rambo says. He hands you the lube you left on your desk. You grab the lube and slather it all over the owner's head. The owner is crying the whole time, but it almost looks like tears of joy. You cannot tell nor do you care. You pull the owner's arm out of your anus and, still naked, walk towards the owner as Steve Rambo stands there watching. You grab the owner by the head, shush him, and begin putting his head into your behind. It's going in slowly, but you manage. You get the nose, which will be the hardest part besides the shoulders, when all the sudden you hear someone say 'Sorry for what?' The voice is coming from behind Steve Rambo.

What do you do?
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Check yourself into a mental institution.
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You begin to panic. Not because of the voice behind Steve Rambo, not because Steve Rambo, not because you've forced your way into the owner's office naked and not because you are shoving the owner into your rectum. You realize you are mentally ill. Mentally ill because you finally realize, this whole time, this is just one dragon dildo store. It is not the dragon dildo headquarters. You relent. You take the XXL dragon dildo out of the owner's mouth. His tears of happiness are now tears of sadness. He was looking forward to being in your anus. You hang your head, cross the street still naked, and go to the mental institution, hoping someone there will help you understand why you didn't just go to the dragon dildo headquarters instead.

You are standing in the main entryway of the mental institution. What do you do?
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Put the receptionist up your butt
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Run far away
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