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HeyPuff
05/19/18 9:43:46 PM
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Whats your malfunction
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DocileOrangeCup
05/19/18 9:46:03 PM
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Zikten
05/19/18 9:46:31 PM
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I turn 37 next month
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Pitlord_Special
05/19/18 9:46:42 PM
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31 year old wizard here but I know there are more elder magi among us
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HeyPuff
05/19/18 9:48:32 PM
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Whats the issue fellas?
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FaultyGourry
05/19/18 9:48:35 PM
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I honestly don't get how someone can be a virgin in the age of Tinder and slutwalks. >_>
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Gafemage
05/19/18 9:48:50 PM
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_BIueMonk
05/19/18 9:50:28 PM
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i had sex last night

*shrugs*
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HeyPuff
05/19/18 9:50:36 PM
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_BIueMonk posted...
i had sex last night

*shrugs*


WHO POSTED
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Zikten
05/19/18 9:51:07 PM
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HeyPuff posted...
Whats the issue fellas?

aspergers. no confidence. social anxiety
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Pitlord_Special
05/19/18 9:51:23 PM
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HeyPuff posted...
Whats the issue fellas?


I have a micro
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_BIueMonk
05/19/18 9:51:45 PM
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HeyPuff posted...
_BIueMonk posted...
i had sex last night

*shrugs*


WHO POSTED

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DocileOrangeCup
05/19/18 9:52:25 PM
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HeyPuff posted...
Whats the issue fellas?

I'm gross, undesirable, small Wang and also an annoying personality plus lots of mental health issues
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Ivany2008
05/19/18 9:54:01 PM
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FaultyGourry posted...
I honestly don't get how someone can be a virgin in the age of Tinder and slutwalks. >_>


Not a virgin, but at least where I live, women use Tinder as an actual dating app, rather than a hookup app. Its kind of depressing actually.

You know the aura surrounding Tinder and you want to use it for something else.
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HeyPuff
05/19/18 9:55:47 PM
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Zikten posted...
HeyPuff posted...
Whats the issue fellas?

aspergers. no confidence. social anxiety


Pitlord_Special posted...
HeyPuff posted...
Whats the issue fellas?


I have a micro

DocileOrangeCup posted...
HeyPuff posted...
Whats the issue fellas?

I'm gross, undesirable, small Wang and also an annoying personality plus lots of mental health issues


I have a lot of malfunctions but I make it work. As far as the mental illnesses, I cant speak much on that. Im hoping you guys get it done though.
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HeyPuff
05/19/18 9:56:12 PM
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Also, why are you gross and undesirable and what illnesses
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DocileOrangeCup
05/19/18 9:59:51 PM
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HeyPuff posted...
Also, why are you gross and undesirable and what illnesses

I'm super fat (I lost 30 pounds and look like exactly the same Wtf) I'm undesirable because I have like nothing to offer anyone and I have depression, anxiety, "social phobia", Tourettes, and adhd but I don't think that's a reason why
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HeyPuff
05/19/18 10:05:17 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
HeyPuff posted...
Also, why are you gross and undesirable and what illnesses

I'm super fat (I lost 30 pounds and look like exactly the same Wtf) I'm undesirable because I have like nothing to offer anyone and I have depression, anxiety, "social phobia", Tourettes, and adhd but I don't think that's a reason why


:(

Hooker?
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hockeybub89
05/19/18 10:05:49 PM
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DocileOrangeCup
05/19/18 10:06:23 PM
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HeyPuff posted...
:(

Hooker?

I've been thinking about it but I'm too scared to do that.
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Mistere Man
05/19/18 10:27:41 PM
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39

To many to list but the main one now is loss of sex drive.
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joe40001
05/19/18 10:32:29 PM
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I never want to be "that guy" who approaches a girl when they really don't want to be approached by that guy.

I'm fat, I've been fat most of my adult life, so I know I'm not good enough to really be "wanted" and I've been waiting until I am to put myself out there so as to not bother people.

Sure if I was indifferent about annoying girls it'd be a lot easier but that's not how it is. Also at this point having casual sex to "get it over with" seems wrong. There is some sunk cost fallacy going on with waiting. But mostly the first thing about being fat and not good enough yet.
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inloveanddeath0
05/19/18 10:39:31 PM
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InstaReturns
05/19/18 10:46:54 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
I know I'm probably not the oldest but I'm 19

You're 19? Jesus
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DocileOrangeCup
05/19/18 10:47:30 PM
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InstaReturns posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
I know I'm probably not the oldest but I'm 19

You're 19? Jesus

.....why does everyone always say that
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Anony1125
05/19/18 10:50:46 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
InstaReturns posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
I know I'm probably not the oldest but I'm 19

You're 19? Jesus

.....why does everyone always say that

I figured you were in your 40s or 50s.
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DocileOrangeCup
05/19/18 10:51:40 PM
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Anony1125 posted...
I figured you were in your 40s or 50s.

smh do i really look that old :-:
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catboy0_0
05/19/18 10:58:03 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
InstaReturns posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
I know I'm probably not the oldest but I'm 19

You're 19? Jesus

.....why does everyone always say that

I thought you a little older than that...
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DocileOrangeCup
05/19/18 10:59:26 PM
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CrimsonRage posted...
you're very personable here tho

thanks :D but it's easier when it isn't so personal.

catboy0_0 posted...
I thought you a little older than that...

(im mature 4 my age tho!!)
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KogaSteelfang
05/20/18 3:23:41 AM
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34 here, and I kind of hate myself for it. When I was younger, I never cared to pursue it, and the opportunity never arose. Now though, that I'm older, it's really wearing on my mind. I expected to be a father by now, instead I can't even get a date.

There are lots of reasons, like social anxiety, no social skills, depression, basically being a shut in. Those are all just excuses though, other people dealing with those have managed just fine. I don't understand what's so bad about me. It has to be something.
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thronedfire2
05/20/18 3:26:10 AM
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HeyPuff posted...
Whats the issue fellas?


well, the penis hasn't been inside of a vagina yet
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Mistere Man
05/20/18 3:27:44 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
HeyPuff posted...
Whats the issue fellas?


well, the penis hasn't been inside of a vagina yet

Gross truth timeIf you had a non surgical birth it was in you mom's.
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KogaSteelfang
05/20/18 3:28:12 AM
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FaultyGourry posted...
I honestly don't get how someone can be a virgin in the age of Tinder and slutwalks. >_>

I tried tinder and okcupid. Matched quite a few people, nothing happened, and I gave up. I'm probably going to try again at some point before calling it quits forever.
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thronedfire2
05/20/18 3:29:27 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
HeyPuff posted...
Whats the issue fellas?


well, the penis hasn't been inside of a vagina yet

Gross truth timeIf you had a non surgical birth it was in you mom's.


yeah but you wouldn't go around saying your entire head has been in a vagina, now would you?
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Mistere Man
05/20/18 3:29:44 AM
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Conflict posted...
Mistere Man posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
HeyPuff posted...
Whats the issue fellas?


well, the penis hasn't been inside of a vagina yet

Gross truth timeIf you had a non surgical birth it was in you mom's.


C'mon man

Hey it is true it just doesnt mean the same thing.
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Mistere Man
05/20/18 3:31:22 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Mistere Man posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
HeyPuff posted...
Whats the issue fellas?


well, the penis hasn't been inside of a vagina yet

Gross truth timeIf you had a non surgical birth it was in you mom's.


yeah but you wouldn't go around saying your entire head has been in a vagina, now would you?

I was a surgical birth. Still not saying you arent a virgin just pointing out it was possibly in one at one time.
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neverwin
05/20/18 3:35:38 AM
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FaultyGourry posted...
I honestly don't get how someone can be a virgin in the age of Tinder and slutwalks. >_>


It's easy, its called being ugly and/or fat/bald/etc.
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