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Nuffinz0rz 05/21/18 3:15:39 PM #1:	So we're sitting there talking about our respective weekends. He pulls up a picture of him and some animal. From six feet away on a tiny cell phone screen, it appears to be a small horse. I say, "what is that, a horse?" And he gives me his usual shitstain "I'm right you're wrong" look and deadass goes "Are you dumb!?" Like fuck dude, sorry my one-second glance on a tiny screen with a tiny animal wasn't enough to diagnose what it is. So I ask, "well what is it?" And of course, being his usual shitstain self, rather than answering me, he goes, "Hey Guy 4..." hoping to go over and flaunt how I apparently don't know what some rudimentary farm animal looks like. Anyways Guy 4 was not there, so he could not gaslight any further. So the general phone line rings and he picks it up, and deals with that and immediately re-engages and says "I can't believe you didn't know what that is!" - at that time, one of the other sales reps gets up to go piss or whatever, so Guy 3 shows him and says "Hey (guy), what animal is that?" And he pauses for a sec and says "well from this far away I was gonna say horse, but after looking closer I'd say either horse or llama." So Guy 3 dejectedly clings to his spotlight and says yes, it's a llama. What the fuck man, like first of all, the thing was laying down, so I couldn't even see its legs. All I could really see was its head, which I'm pretty sure had a horse bridle on it, and a bit of its back, so I was like yeah it's a tiny horse like lil' sebastian in parks and rec. And, cherry on the cake, its head was fucking black and the rest of it was white, which is not exactly what you picture when you think of a llama. Just google it, they're all white/cream, generally one solid color, but you have to scroll a bit to get to even a little that are fucking black. What a god damn douche. Guy 4 and I went out to lunch today and thank god he feels the same way about him, I thought I was going insane. --- "We moderate based on personal opinion and our current emotional state." -Tyrasibion <cite>Nuffinz0rz posted [p:901740095] in Guy 3 is s... [t:76630159]...</cite> <quote>So we're sitting there talking about our respective weekends. He pulls up a picture of him and some animal. From six feet away on a tiny cell phone screen, it appears to be a small horse. I say, "what is that, a horse?" And he gives me his usual shitstain "I'm right you're wrong" look and deadass goes "Are you dumb!?" Like fuck dude, sorry my one-second glance on a tiny screen with a tiny animal wasn't enough to diagnose what it is. So I ask, "well what is it?" And of course, being his usual shitstain self, rather than answering me, he goes, "Hey Guy 4..." hoping to go over and flaunt how I apparently don't know what some rudimentary farm animal looks like. Anyways Guy 4 was not there, so he could not gaslight any further. So the general phone line rings and he picks it up, and deals with that and immediately re-engages and says "I can't believe you didn't know what that is!" - at that time, one of the other sales reps gets up to go piss or whatever, so Guy 3 shows him and says "Hey (guy), what animal is that?" And he pauses for a sec and says "well from this far away I was gonna say horse, but after looking closer I'd say either horse or llama." So Guy 3 dejectedly clings to his spotlight and says yes, it's a llama. What the fuck man, like first of all, the thing was laying down, so I couldn't even see its legs. All I could really see was its head, which I'm pretty sure had a horse bridle on it, and a bit of its back, so I was like yeah it's a tiny horse like lil' sebastian in parks and rec. And, cherry on the cake, its head was fucking black and the rest of it was white, which is not exactly what you picture when you think of a llama. Just google it, they're all white/cream, generally one solid color, but you have to scroll a bit to get to even a little that are fucking black. What a god damn douche. Guy 4 and I went out to lunch today and thank god he feels the same way about him, I thought I was going insane.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor 05/21/18 3:16:56 PM #2:	Is Guy 3 hot --- BUH HUH HUH <cite>Tappor posted [p:901740152] in Guy 3 is s... [t:76630159]...</cite> <quote>Is Guy 3 hot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 05/21/18 3:21:57 PM #3:	Tappor posted... Is Guy 3 hot literally no he fucking slicks back his hair, has this ridiculously long chin and horrible sideburns too. he looks like robbie rotten with black hair --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (2-4): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:901740433] in Guy 3 is s... [t:76630159]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tappor posted...</cite> <quote>Is Guy 3 hot</quote> literally no he fucking slicks back his hair, has this ridiculously long chin and horrible sideburns too. he looks like robbie rotten with black hair</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 05/21/18 4:30:18 PM #4:	care --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (2-4): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:901743978] in Guy 3 is s... [t:76630159]...</cite> <quote>care</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butter biscuits 05/21/18 4:30:43 PM #5:	Guy 3 for Admin --- you can butter my biscuits anytime <cite>butter biscuits posted [p:901743996] in Guy 3 is s... [t:76630159]...</cite> <quote>Guy 3 for Admin</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Schwarz 05/21/18 4:32:03 PM #6:	I care That guy was a dick. Fuck that guy --- I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. <cite>Schwarz posted [p:901744064] in Guy 3 is s... [t:76630159]...</cite> <quote>I care That guy was a dick. Fuck that guy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 05/21/18 4:32:20 PM #7:	tagging you as "unable to identify animals (weak to horses)" --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:901744083] in Guy 3 is s... [t:76630159]...</cite> <quote>tagging you as "unable to identify animals (weak to horses)"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 05/21/18 4:41:19 PM #8:	Schwarz posted... I care That guy was a dick. Fuck that guy He was and still is a dick. The Trent posted... tagging you as "unable to identify animals (weak to horses)" butter biscuits posted... Guy 3 for Admin Good lord no --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (2-4): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:901744552] in Guy 3 is s... [t:76630159]...</cite> <quote><cite>Schwarz posted...</cite> <quote>I care That guy was a dick. Fuck that guy</quote> He was and still is a dick. <cite>The Trent posted...</cite> <quote>tagging you as "unable to identify animals (weak to horses)"</quote> <cite>butter biscuits posted...</cite> <quote>Guy 3 for Admin</quote> Good lord no</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 05/21/18 7:45:17 PM #9:	Holy shit foosball this afternoon was great So it's Guy 1 and me vs. Guys 3 and 5. We win two in a row. Guy 5 swaps out for Guy 4. We win again, thus putting Guy 3 down 0-3. As soon as we did, Guy 3 began to walk away, and he said, and I quote, "I'm tired of losing." But the rest of us still wanted to play another game, so we offered Guy 3 my spot, thus putting Guys 1 and 3 together, and me with Guy 4. BUT WAIT, IT GETS BETTER WE FUCKING WON GUY 3 WAS DEADASS SWITCHING TEAMS LIKE KD TO THE WARRIORS BECAUSE HE WANTED TO WIN, BUT HE STILL GOT BTFO ~~ok it wasnt BTFO, it was a close game that came down to one goal, but still~~ God damn, it felt so good --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (2-4): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:901754188] in Guy 3 is s... [t:76630159]...</cite> <quote>Holy shit foosball this afternoon was great So it's Guy 1 and me vs. Guys 3 and 5. We win two in a row. Guy 5 swaps out for Guy 4. We win again, thus putting Guy 3 down 0-3. As soon as we did, Guy 3 began to walk away, and he said, and I quote, "I'm tired of losing." But the rest of us still wanted to play another game, so we offered Guy 3 my spot, thus putting Guys 1 and 3 together, and me with Guy 4. BUT WAIT, IT GETS BETTER WE FUCKING WON GUY 3 WAS DEADASS SWITCHING TEAMS LIKE KD TO THE WARRIORS BECAUSE HE WANTED TO WIN, BUT HE STILL GOT BTFO ok it wasnt BTFO, it was a close game that came down to one goal, but still God damn, it felt so good</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raikuro 05/21/18 7:52:19 PM #10:	Muffinz0rz posted... he fucking slicks back his hair, has this ridiculously long chin and horrible sideburns too. he looks like robbie rotten with black hair sounds kinda hot tbh <cite>Raikuro posted [p:901754579] in Guy 3 is s... [t:76630159]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>he fucking slicks back his hair, has this ridiculously long chin and horrible sideburns too. he looks like robbie rotten with black hair </quote> sounds kinda hot tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 05/21/18 7:54:53 PM #11:	Can you ask Guy 3 if he has a partner? If not can you see if he's interested in one? --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:901754711] in Guy 3 is s... [t:76630159]...</cite> <quote>Can you ask Guy 3 if he has a partner? If not can you see if he's interested in one?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 05/21/18 7:58:25 PM #12:	Raikuro posted... Muffinz0rz posted... he fucking slicks back his hair, has this ridiculously long chin and horrible sideburns too. he looks like robbie rotten with black hair sounds kinda hot tbh yeah but no Lost_All_Senses posted... Can you ask Guy 3 if he has a partner? If not can you see if he's interested in one? yeah but no --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (2-4): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:901754920] in Guy 3 is s... [t:76630159]...</cite> <quote><cite>Raikuro posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>he fucking slicks back his hair, has this ridiculously long chin and horrible sideburns too. he looks like robbie rotten with black hair </quote> sounds kinda hot tbh</quote> yeah but no <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote>Can you ask Guy 3 if he has a partner? If not can you see if he's interested in one?</quote> yeah but no</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor 05/21/18 7:59:26 PM #13:	Muffinz0rz posted... Tappor posted... Is Guy 3 hot literally no he fucking slicks back his hair, has this ridiculously long chin and horrible sideburns too. he looks like robbie rotten with black hair then why isn't he Guy 1 in your stories then --- BUH HUH HUH <cite>Tappor posted [p:901754988] in Guy 3 is s... [t:76630159]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Tappor posted...</cite> <quote>Is Guy 3 hot</quote> literally no he fucking slicks back his hair, has this ridiculously long chin and horrible sideburns too. he looks like robbie rotten with black hair</quote> then why isn't he Guy 1 in your stories then</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 05/21/18 8:10:19 PM #14:	Muffinz0rz posted... Raikuro posted... Muffinz0rz posted... he fucking slicks back his hair, has this ridiculously long chin and horrible sideburns too. he looks like robbie rotten with black hair sounds kinda hot tbh yeah but no Lost_All_Senses posted... Can you ask Guy 3 if he has a partner? If not can you see if he's interested in one? yeah but no Im not gay or anything. I just can't help but want to fuck the shit out of this guy. --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:901755656] in Guy 3 is s... [t:76630159]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Raikuro posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>he fucking slicks back his hair, has this ridiculously long chin and horrible sideburns too. he looks like robbie rotten with black hair </quote> sounds kinda hot tbh</quote> yeah but no <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote>Can you ask Guy 3 if he has a partner? If not can you see if he's interested in one?</quote> yeah but no</quote> Im not gay or anything. I just can't help but want to fuck the shit out of this guy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nuffinz0rz 05/22/18 10:27:56 AM #15:	Tappor posted... then why isn't he Guy 1 in your stories then I mean because I ordered people by the way our desks are lined up, save for my boss, Guy 1, who has his own office. Lost_All_Senses posted... Im not gay or anything. I just can't help but want to fuck the shit out of this guy. --- "We moderate based on personal opinion and our current emotional state." -Tyrasibion <cite>Nuffinz0rz posted [p:901784331] in Guy 3 is s... [t:76630159]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tappor posted...</cite> <quote>then why isn't he Guy 1 in your stories then</quote> I mean because I ordered people by the way our desks are lined up, save for my boss, Guy 1, who has his own office. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote>Im not gay or anything. I just can't help but want to fuck the shit out of this guy.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 05/22/18 10:28:52 AM #16:	Guy 3 tuffins your muffins huh --- https://imgur.com/vDci4hD <cite>Ivynn posted [p:901784368] in Guy 3 is s... [t:76630159]...</cite> <quote>Guy 3 tuffins your muffins huh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkrobotisback 05/22/18 10:29:55 AM #17:	The op was too long to read... Was hoping a little skimming would do a trick, but I still don't know what the fuck this thread is about. --- syntax error <cite>Darkrobotisback posted [p:901784426] in Guy 3 is s... [t:76630159]...</cite> <quote>The op was too long to read... Was hoping a little skimming would do a trick, but I still don't know what the fuck this thread is about.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nuffinz0rz 05/22/18 10:30:04 AM #18:	Ivynn posted... Guy 3 tuffins your muffins huh He does He's a fucking IRL troll. I can fuck back with online trolls because idgaf how much of a meltdown I have on the internet. But I'm not about stoop to his level IRL, let alone melt down over a game of foosball at my literal job. He can wallow in his own shit now that people are finally realizing he's the worst one to play with. Darkrobotisback posted... The op was too long to read... Was hoping a little skimming would do a trick, but I still don't know what the fuck this thread is about. You must be new here --- "We moderate based on personal opinion and our current emotional state." -Tyrasibion <cite>Nuffinz0rz posted [p:901784431] in Guy 3 is s... [t:76630159]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ivynn posted...</cite> <quote>Guy 3 tuffins your muffins huh</quote> He does He's a fucking IRL troll. I can fuck back with online trolls because idgaf how much of a meltdown I have on the internet. But I'm not about stoop to his level IRL, let alone melt down over a game of foosball at my literal job. He can wallow in his own shit now that people are finally realizing he's the worst one to play with. <cite>Darkrobotisback posted...</cite> <quote>The op was too long to read... Was hoping a little skimming would do a trick, but I still don't know what the fuck this thread is about.</quote> You must be new here</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkrobotisback 05/22/18 10:34:09 AM #19:	Nuffinz0rz posted... Ivynn posted... Guy 3 tuffins your muffins huh He does He's a fucking IRL troll. I can fuck back with online trolls because idgaf how much of a meltdown I have on the internet. But I'm not about stoop to his level IRL, let alone melt down over a game of foosball at my literal job. He can wallow in his own shit now that people are finally realizing he's the worst one to play with. Darkrobotisback posted... The op was too long to read... Was hoping a little skimming would do a trick, but I still don't know what the fuck this thread is about. You must be new here No I'm just not an avid reader. Never was like my ancestors before me, and probably never will be till the day I die. --- syntax error <cite>Darkrobotisback posted [p:901784635] in Guy 3 is s... [t:76630159]...</cite> <quote><cite>Nuffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Ivynn posted...</cite> <quote>Guy 3 tuffins your muffins huh</quote> He does He's a fucking IRL troll. I can fuck back with online trolls because idgaf how much of a meltdown I have on the internet. But I'm not about stoop to his level IRL, let alone melt down over a game of foosball at my literal job. He can wallow in his own shit now that people are finally realizing he's the worst one to play with. <cite>Darkrobotisback posted...</cite> <quote>The op was too long to read... Was hoping a little skimming would do a trick, but I still don't know what the fuck this thread is about.</quote> You must be new here</quote> No I'm just not an avid reader. Never was like my ancestors before me, and probably never will be till the day I die.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nuffinz0rz 05/22/18 12:49:02 PM #20:	Darkrobotisback posted... No I'm just not an avid reader. Darkrobotisback posted... I still don't know what the fuck this thread is about. It's almost as if there's a correlation --- "We moderate based on personal opinion and our current emotional state." -Tyrasibion <cite>Nuffinz0rz posted [p:901791005] in Guy 3 is s... [t:76630159]...</cite> <quote><cite>Darkrobotisback posted...</cite> <quote>No I'm just not an avid reader.</quote> <cite>Darkrobotisback posted...</cite> <quote>I still don't know what the fuck this thread is about.</quote> It's almost as if there's a correlation</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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