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Gafemage
05/27/18 4:50:41 PM
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Cookies are not biscuits, and actual biscuits are not fuckin scones!!!!! Advert??? Wtf??? If youre gonna add extra syllables you might as well just say the whole fuckin word

And snogging? The fuck is wrong with yall...
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KawiKa
05/27/18 4:51:16 PM
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Shut the fuck up
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Gafemage
05/27/18 4:56:13 PM
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(Exceptions to the OP):
-A bunch of Rareware games (DKC2 the GOAT)
-Chicken tikka masala
-The English breakfast
-The chocolate/orange combination
-Plum pudding
-British desserts/pastries in general

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chill02
05/27/18 4:56:59 PM
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imagine needing a TV license
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Gafemage
05/27/18 4:59:53 PM
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chill02 posted...
imagine needing a TV license

Dude I didnt even know about this unti now... what the fuck
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RE_expert44
05/27/18 5:05:47 PM
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Imagine having 12 cops to deal with one guy with a knife. And the cops run and flee when he starts swinging. In America we would have it dealt with in 2 seconds and he would never pull a knife again
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chill02
05/27/18 5:10:32 PM
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imagine having to pay every day to be allowed to drive in London
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TeaMilk
05/27/18 5:15:38 PM
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Gafemage posted...

-Chicken tikka masala

lol thats no thanks to britain
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Gafemage
05/27/18 5:17:19 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Gafemage posted...

-Chicken tikka masala

lol thats no thanks to britain

Its widely contested to be a British invention.
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Vicious_Dios
05/27/18 5:17:26 PM
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Imagine having a monarchy in the 21st century.
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DavidWong
05/27/18 5:18:25 PM
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Imagine worrying if you're going to get shot every time you go to school or in public

Oh wait that's America lol!
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chill02
05/27/18 5:19:06 PM
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DavidWong posted...
Imagine worrying


nah
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DarkTransient
05/27/18 5:19:26 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
Imagine having a monarchy in the 21st century.

Even more so: imagine still making a big deal out of the monarchy (that for some reason still exists in the 21st century) despite them having zero authority and close to zero influence on the country, they're pretty much just Britain's Kardashians.
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RE_expert44
05/27/18 5:20:28 PM
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DavidWong posted...
Imagine worrying if you're going to get shot every time you go to school or in public

Oh wait that's America lol!

I'm not worried about getting shot. But they should be worried about someone splashing acid in their face then the cops kicking your head in for calling them to your aid against a migrant
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Gafemage
05/27/18 5:20:35 PM
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DavidWong posted...
Imagine worrying if you're going to get shot every time you go to school or in public

Oh wait that's America lol!

I dont disagree with this
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RoboLaserGandhi
05/27/18 5:20:41 PM
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One of my least favorite things is how they call tennis shoes/sneakers "trainers".
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Gafemage
05/27/18 5:21:04 PM
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...
One of my least favorite things is how they call tennis shoes/sneakers "trainers".

what the fuck
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JE19426
05/27/18 5:22:07 PM
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RE_expert44 posted...
Imagine having 12 cops to deal with one guy with a knife. And the cops run and flee when he starts swinging. In America we would have it dealt with in 2 seconds and he would never pull a knife again


Sounds like Britain does it better.
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Vicious_Dios
05/27/18 5:23:17 PM
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RE_expert44 posted...
DavidWong posted...
Imagine worrying if you're going to get shot every time you go to school or in public

Oh wait that's America lol!

I'm not worried about getting shot. But they should be worried about someone splashing acid in their face then the cops kicking your head in for calling them to your aid against a migrant


Yeah? Well, that's just life in living the big cities, mieeeen. - Mayor of London
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DavidWong
05/27/18 5:24:46 PM
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chill02 posted...
DavidWong posted...
Imagine worrying


nah


True. Imagine knowing*
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masticatingman
05/27/18 5:25:52 PM
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Theyre all still angry that control of the English language has firmly shifted into the hands of Americans. They still arent sure how to properly handle it.
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Gafemage
05/27/18 5:26:09 PM
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UK drill will never compare to Chicago drill!
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Vicious_Dios
05/27/18 5:27:16 PM
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Gafemage posted...
UK drill will never compare to Chicago drill!


Da ting go...
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nevershine
05/27/18 5:27:29 PM
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https://imgur.com/2KMphLq
Fucking juicy bits, mane
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luigi13579
05/27/18 5:28:42 PM
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nevershine posted...
https://imgur.com/2KMphLq
Fucking juicy bits, mane

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chill02
05/27/18 5:29:05 PM
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DavidWong posted...
chill02 posted...
DavidWong posted...
Imagine worrying


nah


True. Imagine knowing*

nah
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scar the 1
05/27/18 5:57:51 PM
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At least they got football right, and applause
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DK9292
05/27/18 5:58:18 PM
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Imagine having the opportunity to finally say bye bye to assholes who think they have you under their boot heel, and then saying "Nah, we're good thanks".

yes im salty what of it
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Gafemage
05/27/18 5:59:45 PM
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DK9292 posted...
Imagine having the opportunity to finally say bye bye to assholes who think they have you under their boot heel, and then saying "Nah, we're good thanks".

yes im salty what of it

?
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DK9292
05/27/18 6:00:46 PM
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Gafemage posted...
DK9292 posted...
Imagine having the opportunity to finally say bye bye to assholes who think they have you under their boot heel, and then saying "Nah, we're good thanks".

yes im salty what of it

?

Scottish Independence vote.
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catboy0_0
05/27/18 6:01:56 PM
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I can confirm as half british. I always do everything wrong, or at least 50% of the time.
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CanuckCowboy
05/27/18 10:01:56 PM
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Shut the snog up tc
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Gafemage
05/28/18 1:44:20 AM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Shut the snog up tc


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southcoast09
05/28/18 1:46:38 AM
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When they embraced globalism, they ruined their country. Its unfortunate but its one more reason why we should not embrace ideals when our system works (which it does).
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ThyCorndog
05/28/18 1:49:21 AM
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snoggin bits innit
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ForestLogic
05/28/18 2:01:29 AM
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My biggest pet peeve with British English is that they call aluminum "aluminium".

Like, where's that extra I coming from. It just seems so unnecessary.
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Vita_Aeterna
05/28/18 2:04:41 AM
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Only conquered like 2/3rd of world
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JE19426
05/28/18 2:07:51 AM
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ForestLogic posted...
My biggest pet peeve with British English is that they call aluminum "aluminium".

Like, where's that extra I coming from. It just seems so unnecessary.


Humphry Davy couldn't decide what to call it.
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Thunder_Armor
05/28/18 2:09:29 AM
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They like to deride us because we took pointless letters out of words like "armor" and "aluminum".

These are the same people that say shit like collywobbles. The language needed some updating.
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chill02
05/28/18 2:11:08 AM
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they use their non dominant hand to shift gears while driving

hell, they shift gears at all

what is this, the middle ages? automatic transmissions exist
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Parappa09
05/28/18 8:00:50 AM
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americans cant pronounce british place correctly smh
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RoboLaserGandhi
05/28/18 8:09:56 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
americans cant pronounce british place correctly smh

Probably because you guys can't pronounce them yourselves.

Stuff like Greenwich devolving into "grenich".

Eventually it'll be "grech" and then just "guh".
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Funkydog
05/28/18 8:10:16 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
americans cant pronounce british place correctly smh

It's always hilarious hearing them say things like Birmingham, Middlesbrough or Worcester (sauce)
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Parappa09
05/28/18 8:19:07 AM
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Probably because you guys can't pronounce them yourselves.

Stuff like Greenwich devolving into "grenich".

Eventually it'll be "grech" and then just "guh".

don't insult guh, it's a nice place

Funkydog posted...
Parappa09 posted...
americans cant pronounce british place correctly smh

It's always hilarious hearing them say things like Birmingham, Middlesbrough or Worcester (sauce)

there were americans on the tube yesterday who were trying to pronounce places on the map

granted marylebone is tricky but they completely mispronounced leicester square and southwark
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RoboLaserGandhi
05/28/18 8:21:12 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Probably because you guys can't pronounce them yourselves.

Stuff like Greenwich devolving into "grenich".

Eventually it'll be "grech" and then just "guh".

don't insult guh, it's a nice place

Then why is it called "Greenwich mean time", huh?
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juicebox4
05/28/18 8:22:11 AM
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they objectively have the best singers
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Funkydog
05/28/18 8:22:56 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
don't insult guh, it's a nice place

Yeah this. People making fun of Guh is why Brexit happened tbh.
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ForestLogic
05/28/18 11:30:09 AM
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Parappa09 posted...
americans cant pronounce british place correctly smh

Probably because you guys can't pronounce them yourselves.

Stuff like Greenwich devolving into "grenich".

Eventually it'll be "grech" and then just "guh".


Ooh, how about Worcestershire.

"Wooster".

Lol seriously?
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Funkydog
05/28/18 11:34:37 AM
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"Wooster sher"
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Parappa09
05/28/18 11:43:41 AM
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Funkydog posted...
"Wooster sher"

sher is the only correct way of pronouncing shire
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