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Doom_Art
05/27/18 9:36:01 PM
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If Ridley Scott wanted to make a movie about misanthropic androids he should've made an original movie about misanthropic androids. He didn't have to dig up the Alien franchise and retroactively ruin Prometheus to do it.

Like the Engineers in Prometheus, while not an original concept were at least interesting and then they get killed off offscreen between films.

Also he fucked up Neil Blomkamp's Alien 3. Which like, not only would that have been awesome since it would be a true sequel to Aliens, but I probably would've been able to work on it.

Just an all around disappointment
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Delirious_Beard
05/28/18 11:37:57 PM
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i actually laughed out loud at some of those slasher film cliches

like a fucking shower sex scene straight out of a friday the 13th movie, fuck off to your retirement home ridley
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HylianFox
05/28/18 11:38:40 PM
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I prefer Alien: Convent where the xenomorphs all become nuns
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