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frozenshock 05/28/18 2:43:09 PM #1: |
Some events that transpired:
- One day I went for my workout and everyone was telling each other "happy new year." Someone told me "happy new year" and I just said "happy new year back" wondering wtf was going on. It was september. I later found out it was the jewish new year - I was used to going to a gym that was open pretty much 24/7, so I never had to worry about days where the gym might be closed because it was pretty much never closed. So the first time I went for my workout on a saturday I realized it was closed on saturdays because it's sabbat - Once, after my workout, I was changing in the dressing room. Some dude was changing next to me. On the bench between us there was a kippa. The guy looked at it for a second and asked "is this your kippa or mine?" I answered "it's yours" - Another time, on my way out of the gym, some old man dressed all in black with a long white beard wanted to give me some kind of little square thing. I have no idea what it was. It looked like a wooden square about one inch or so on each side, with some kind of decorations. I looked completely confused. The old dude looked at me suspiciously and asked "did you do your Bar Mitzvah?" I kind of shook my head. Then he asked "are you Jewish?" I said "no." So he smiled and he was like "oh okay excuse me!" as if everything made sense all of a sudden - I signed a one year contract. My contract with the gym expired at about the same time as my lease so after my contract was up I moved to my old neighborhood so I signed up again with my old gym. But then I saw that the gym kept charging my credit card each month. So I went back and they explained that I had to send them a written notice before the end of my contract to say that I didn't want to renew it, or else it would get renewed for another year. They showed me the contract. It said so pretty clearly. Obviously I should've read the whole thing carefully. I ended up paying for two years instead of one as I planned to. Oh well. All in all it was a pretty interesting experience. A lot of elderly people training to get in shape, which was a nice change of pace from the bodybuilders and bikers who attend the other gym I went to. I kind of miss the place now. --- I don't hate people, people hate me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 05/28/18 2:46:35 PM #2: |
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frozenshock 05/28/18 2:53:34 PM #4: |
fenderbender321 posted...
Why aren't you Jewish? Are you Hitler or something? Well no, I just grew up in a strict catholic italian family. --- I don't hate people, people hate me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 05/28/18 2:54:33 PM #5: |
fenderbender321 posted...
Why aren't you Jewish? Are you Hitler or something? spoken like someone who tailgates --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (2-4): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rob Cesternino 05/28/18 4:04:57 PM #6: |
Did you have sex with any Jewish girls
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frozenshock 05/28/18 4:05:25 PM #7: |
Rob Cesternino posted...
Did you have sex with any Jewish girls Sadly not. --- I don't hate people, people hate me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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frozenshock 05/28/18 4:07:27 PM #9: |
fenderbender321 posted...
frozenshock posted...fenderbender321 posted...Why aren't you Jewish? Are you Hitler or something? Hitler was already dead by the time the trials happened though. --- I don't hate people, people hate me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mustachedmystic 05/28/18 4:14:11 PM #10: |
Ever you ever seen 2 babes draped all over a some jacked up dude, while a skinny gentile looks on, seething in anger?
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DarkTransient 05/28/18 5:55:04 PM #12: |
Adolf Hitler was dead. What they don't want you to know about is the role his twin Frederik Hitler played...
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Blue_Target 05/28/18 6:02:03 PM #13: |
frozenshock posted...
- Once, after my workout, I was changing in the dressing room. Some dude was changing next to me. On the bench between us there was a kippa. The guy looked at it for a second and asked "is this your kippa or mine?" I answered "it's yours" My favorite out of all of them. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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