Current Events > There is a scary ass pit bull in my front yard, wtf do I do

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Just pulled up to see this viscous thing peeing in my grass, and Im pretty sure its loose. Ive been trapped in my car for 10 minutes now and it WONT go away. What do
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Pee on it to assert your dominance
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Call the cops to come and shoot it.
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Call it over, pet it, see if it's collar has the owner's number/address/etc. If it doesn't have a collar and nobody picks it up in 15 minutes then legally it's your dog now.
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spartan99ruler posted...

Call it over, pet it, see if it's collar has the owner's number/address/etc. If it doesn't have a collar and nobody picks it up in 15 minutes then legally it's your dog now.

Then pee on it
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StucklnMyPants posted...

Call the cops to come and shoot it.

Im thinking this, but it has a collar on. I dont want to upset my neighbors.

spartan99ruler posted...

Call it over, pet it, see if it's collar has the owner's number/address/etc. If it doesn't have a collar and nobody picks it up in 15 minutes then legally it's your dog now.

Lol I could never. Would animal control be better than the cops?
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slimfizzle2 posted...

spartan99ruler posted...

Call it over, pet it, see if it's collar has the owner's number/address/etc. If it doesn't have a collar and nobody picks it up in 15 minutes then legally it's your dog now.

Then pee on it

^^That.

But yeah if its just chilling out and not barking and growling at you I'd just go about my business and call the dog warden if it doesn't go away if you don't want to take it in. If it's legit being aggressive then first post on CE about it (good job, halfway there!) then call the proper authorities. And then pee on it.
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