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When you nut in space, it pushes you backwards.
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Asherlee10 posted...

Minute posted...

When you nut in space, it pushes you backwards.

Has someone done the physics on this? I'm not sure that the propulsion of the semen is enough to move a 200 pound man, but what the fuck do I know?

if its in space, it'll produce motion. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
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Asherlee10 posted...

Right, but there are other things going on in the body that could 'cancel' that propulsion.

sure if you fart right afterwards it might cancel the motion out but when you nut you're gonna propel yourself backwards
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Asherlee10 posted...

Minute posted...

When you nut in space, it pushes you backwards.

Has someone done the physics on this? I'm not sure that the propulsion of the semen is enough to move a 200 pound man, but what the fuck do I know?

I had a recent one that I'm sure could get me to Mars in 10 months. But then again I have been sex deprived for the past 3 months so there's a little more power iykwim

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Asherlee10 posted...

Minute posted...

Asherlee10 posted...

Right, but there are other things going on in the body that could 'cancel' that propulsion.

sure if you fart right afterwards it might cancel the motion out but when you nut you're gonna propel yourself backwards

Not even that. All you would have to do is throw your top half of your body backward as you climax and it would be enough to not move you from the ejaculation.

if you're in space and do that you'd probably launch yourself in to a fucking non-stop loop-de-loop by nutting
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imagine being in a semen filled death spiral

Asherlee10 posted...

Exactly, which is why I don't think ejaculating semen would have enough propulsion to move a man at all. He would have to be perfectly still and not have anything else happen in or around his body.

nah it'll still have an affect on the motion of your body, even if the vectors still add up to forward motion.
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Is there even such a thing as perfectly still in space?
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mustachedmystic posted...

Is there even such a thing as perfectly still in space?

motion is relative so it's super complicated but what i mean is that there's nothing affecting your gravity significantly. If you nut, you'll launch yourself backwards (implicitly: relative to a nearby object)
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But if you are in space, you're most likely orbiting something, (unless you are in the void between Galaxies, but then you'd most likely be moving away from the Big Bang.) Anyway I doubt the force from ejaculation would be enough to change your relative direction of movement.
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mustachedmystic posted...

Anyway I doubt the force from ejaculation would be enough to change your relative direction of movement.

It wouldn't be a lot, but it would push you backwards. Even a pencil dropped from 6 feet has an effect on the Earth (not much... about 474,000 Planck lengths, but something! Source: https://bit.ly/2LG0JTW link is to Quora, it was just over 150 characters so i couldn't post it).
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if you came across another astronut, is there enough surface tension to smack it and push yourself backwards?

probably depends on the viscosity tbh

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spudger posted...

Donald trump fucked up his own peace plan because he couldnt stfu

please sir we're having a civil intellectual discussion
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Romes187 posted...

if you came across another astronut, is there enough surface tension to smack it and push yourself backwards?

probably depends on the viscosity tbh

Hm, that's an interesting question. I wonder if NASA has done experiments on this.
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