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joestarrr
05/30/18 9:35:33 PM
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the girl is me
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KawiKa
05/30/18 9:36:10 PM
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No
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MrK3V
05/30/18 9:36:10 PM
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can i divorce you after and we split the cash
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V-E-G-Y-
05/30/18 9:36:42 PM
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Touch
05/30/18 9:37:28 PM
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What skills do you have that are necessary for survival
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Slip-N-Slide
05/30/18 9:38:17 PM
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Pics needed.
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TeaMilk
05/30/18 9:38:19 PM
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ok
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Lost_All_Senses
05/30/18 9:41:11 PM
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Sure. I got nothing going on.
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anth0ny
05/30/18 9:41:13 PM
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~sigh~ just be honest, right here, right now, about what the catches are
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DocileOrangeCup
05/30/18 9:46:12 PM
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Vulgorn
05/30/18 9:55:10 PM
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there is very little i wouldnt do for 10 million.
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joestarrr
05/30/18 10:14:53 PM
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MrK3V posted...
can i divorce you after and we split the cash

nope

Touch posted...
What skills do you have that are necessary for survival


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joestarrr
05/30/18 10:25:19 PM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
Only if you take me on a date to Apple Bees first! Can't accept such a risky deal without knowing you first.


aww man

before we go lemme ask one question - does this rag smell like chloroform???
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Slip-N-Slide
05/30/18 10:26:42 PM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
joestarrr posted...
RedWhiteBlue posted...
Only if you take me on a date to Apple Bees first! Can't accept such a risky deal without knowing you first.


aww man

before we go lemme ask one question - does this rag smell like chloroform???

Wh---

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Volkswagen_Bros
05/30/18 10:27:39 PM
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For 10 million, I'd cuddle in those amazingly-scented bed sheets every single night.....mmmmmmmm
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BignutzisBack
05/30/18 10:27:54 PM
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That depends, how good are you at Rocket League?
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Ki_cat_
05/30/18 10:32:44 PM
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Sure. I can sign a piece of paper but I don't have to actually interact with you.
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bulletproofvita
05/30/18 10:37:35 PM
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joestarrr posted...
RedWhiteBlue posted...
Only if you take me on a date to Apple Bees first! Can't accept such a risky deal without knowing you first.


aww man

before we go lemme ask one question - does this rag smell like chloroform???

Gets the job done amiright
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smoliske
05/30/18 10:38:37 PM
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I'd marry you for free
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DocileOrangeCup
05/30/18 10:39:00 PM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
*Wakes up in Olive Garden*

Ugh... where am I... Why is there authentic Italian food here? And why am I tied to the booth? Joe why are you looking at me like that!?

Idk but there is an unlimited amount of bread sticks inside of you
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joestarrr
05/30/18 10:43:12 PM
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Slip-N-Slide posted...
Pics needed.


https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/416258102850093068/451576181968470018/Snapchat-44660598.jpg
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joestarrr
05/30/18 10:44:08 PM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
*Wakes up in Olive Garden*

Ugh... where am I... Why is there authentic Italian food here? And why am I tied to the booth? Joe why are you looking at me like that!?


u n l i m i t e d b r e a d s t i c k s
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EverDownward
05/30/18 10:45:13 PM
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joestarrr posted...
the girl is me

Okay
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LockeMonster
05/30/18 10:46:25 PM
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Will you marry me joestarrr?

Now give me the money.
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DocileOrangeCup
05/30/18 10:46:32 PM
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EverDownward
05/30/18 10:47:14 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Jo would you marry me if it meant you got my dog as a wedding gift

>flirting with two girls on CE at the same time
Have you no shame, you tart
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joestarrr
05/30/18 10:47:47 PM
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LockeMonster posted...
Will you marry me joestarrr?

Now give me the money.


I didn't say I had the money
If I had 10 million bucks I'd have gone to med school tbh

DocileOrangeCup posted...
Jo would you marry me if it meant you got my dog as a wedding gift


DOGGGYYYYY
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EverDownward
05/30/18 10:49:03 PM
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@joestarrr what if i told you corn boi is being a big huge manthot all over ce
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DocileOrangeCup
05/30/18 10:49:43 PM
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EverDownward posted...
>flirting with two girls on CE at the same time
Have you no shame, you tart

There's enough of me to go around tbh.

joestarrr posted...
DOGGGYYYYY

Is that a yes or

Cmon man I only have the priest and bouncy house for another hour
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KiwiTerraRizing
05/30/18 10:49:55 PM
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Do you like getting spanked?

If so its a deal
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joestarrr
05/30/18 10:49:58 PM
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EverDownward posted...
@joestarrr what if i told you corn boi is being a big huge manthot all over ce


To the punishment chamber!
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joestarrr
05/30/18 10:51:01 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
EverDownward posted...
>flirting with two girls on CE at the same time
Have you no shame, you tart

There's enough of me to go around tbh.

joestarrr posted...
DOGGGYYYYY

Is that a yes or

Cmon man I only have the priest and bouncy house for another hour


What if the priest is in the bounceeee haus

KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Do you like getting spanked?

If so its a deal


imagine not liking spankings in 2018
lol normies
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Kickflip
05/30/18 10:51:12 PM
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Lol no, I'm good thanks
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Paper_Okami
05/30/18 10:51:35 PM
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Why not
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Kitt
05/30/18 10:52:07 PM
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10 million but

Dea-

joestarrr posted...
the girl is me

No.
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Ki_cat_
05/30/18 10:52:21 PM
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If you marry me, we can play Uno.
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foreveraIone
05/30/18 10:53:17 PM
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CrimsonRage posted...
Cornman is a cheater! i'm telling @Harpie

shut the fuck up
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TeaMilk
05/30/18 10:54:10 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
There's enough of me to go around tbh.

maybe for most people, but i need all REDACTED lbs of you tbh
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DocileOrangeCup
05/30/18 10:55:22 PM
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CrimsonRage posted...
Cornman is a cheater! i'm telling Harpie

Go ahead I'm not scared of her

joestarrr posted...
What if the priest is in the bounceeee haus

Well obviously, have you ever been to a wedding before smh.
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EverDownward
05/30/18 10:55:55 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Go ahead I'm not scared of her

This madman can't keep getting away with this
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DocileOrangeCup
05/30/18 10:56:11 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
There's enough of me to go around tbh.

maybe for most people, but i need all REDACTED lbs of you tbh

I'm now 6 less pounds so you better get me while you still can tbh
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joestarrr
05/30/18 10:56:23 PM
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smoliske posted...
I'd marry you for free


thonk
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Veggeta_MAX
05/30/18 10:58:16 PM
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Yes but we have to get a divorce right after.
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joestarrr
05/30/18 10:58:41 PM
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Veggeta_MAX posted...
Yes but we have to get a divorce right after.


h o t
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