Current Events > Just kicked out my first rider in almost 3000 Uber/Lyft rides, AMA

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AvantgardeAClue
05/31/18 9:27:54 AM
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She was bitch

Longer version:

She was so sure I was trying to take her on a "road trip" with a 3 mile ride because the GPS took me anoher way, she called me a big baby for "debating" her on it

Pulled over and she wouldn't leave, dialed 911 and she left calling me things

"I'm done arguing about this. I'm putting on headphones now"
".....Whatever"
"IT'S NOT WHATEVER WHY ARE YOU STILL ARGUING ABOUT IT"
"I'm sorry I thought you had headphones on"

It was before 9AM and I didn't have my coffee don't FUCK with me woman

You running late for work? You real late now

FTR I do night rides more often and the night crowd is surprisingly better than the morning crowd, even with the drunks
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AvantgardeAClue
05/31/18 9:30:35 AM
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Spooking posted...
Have you 100% Mario Odyssey?


Haven't played it properly since it came out >_>
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MedzXVIII
05/31/18 9:38:42 AM
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Was she hot?
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Romulox28
05/31/18 9:39:32 AM
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do you think that she 100%'d mario odyssey
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AvantgardeAClue
05/31/18 9:41:58 AM
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MedzXVIII posted...
Was she hot?


Her face looked like a burnt chicken nugget

Romulox28 posted...
do you think that she 100%'d mario odyssey


Not with that attitude
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MedzXVIII
05/31/18 9:42:39 AM
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Was she white?
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AvantgardeAClue
05/31/18 9:43:49 AM
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MedzXVIII posted...
Was she white?


Black or Hispanic; I'm in the hood and according to the recent census there's 0% white people here

Statistically I have different problems with white passengers
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Touch
05/31/18 9:44:28 AM
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Yeah people are always just cranky af in the morning

Drunks are just tryna have a good time. I always ask Lyft drivers about any drunk passenger stories and the worst one was just the girl passing out and he didn't wanna touch her or anything to get her outta the car so he just waited like...an hour in front of her house
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AvantgardeAClue
05/31/18 9:46:19 AM
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Touch posted...
Yeah people are always just cranky af in the morning

Drunks are just tryna have a good time. I always ask Lyft drivers about any drunk passenger stories and the worst one was just the girl passing out and he didn't wanna touch her or anything to get her outta the car so he just waited like...an hour in front of her house


I did the same to a girl during 2017 NYE (the one before this year), waited 20 minutes for her ass to wake up, so annoying

Morning passengers are by far the worst. Always running late and it's somehow my fault, always full of parents with kids so I'm playing school bus, and nobody wants to consider that just MAYBE the traffic today is worse than yesterday
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Schwarz
05/31/18 9:48:01 AM
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hey tc i like your user name
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AvantgardeAClue
05/31/18 9:48:34 AM
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Schwarz posted...
hey tc i like your user name


Aw thanks

That makes 3-4 people now
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Remer888
05/31/18 9:48:36 AM
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How many donuts could you eat in one sitting?
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AvantgardeAClue
05/31/18 9:49:25 AM
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Remer888 posted...
How many donuts could you eat in one sitting?


1 1/2
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Kaiganeer
05/31/18 9:52:02 AM
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do you do that as a side thing or is it your current fulltime means of employment
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AvantgardeAClue
05/31/18 9:55:02 AM
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Kaiganeer posted...
do you do that as a side thing or is it your current fulltime means of employment


It's been both the last few years

Currently I'm doing it full time but no more than 20 hours a week because that's all I can stand with riders like these
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WelcomeToNilbog
05/31/18 10:03:54 AM
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Yeah, I hate when they comment on the route I'm taking when all I'm doing is following the map in the app. Bish, if you wanted to go a specific route then maybe you should have driven your damn self.
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AvantgardeAClue
05/31/18 10:07:36 AM
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WelcomeToNilbog posted...
Yeah, I hate when they comment on the route I'm taking when all I'm doing is following the map in the app. Bish, if you wanted to go a specific route then maybe you should have driven your damn self.


"this route is the same I take every day"

"Well, today is a different day and traffic is bad"

"I'M NOT ARGUING WITH YOU JUST SAYING"

*continues to argue anyway*
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WelcomeToNilbog
05/31/18 10:09:33 AM
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I've never really have anyone argue w/ me that much but I have a pretty scary death stare that shuts most people up. You should work on your death stare.
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AvantgardeAClue
05/31/18 10:12:18 AM
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WelcomeToNilbog posted...
I've never really have anyone argue w/ me that much but I have a pretty scary death stare that shuts most people up. You should work on your death stare.


She was sitting directly behind me like most people who fear confrontation
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WelcomeToNilbog
05/31/18 10:13:01 AM
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AvantgardeAClue posted...
WelcomeToNilbog posted...
I've never really have anyone argue w/ me that much but I have a pretty scary death stare that shuts most people up. You should work on your death stare.


She was sitting directly behind me like most people who fear confrontation


bish
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AvantgardeAClue
05/31/18 10:32:46 AM
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What perplexed me the most is why did she think antagonizing me was gonna get her what she wanted

I have no problem taking a different route but don't tell me I should because "my last driver let me"

Sweetie your last driver probably didn't even have a phone mount
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l Dudeboy l
05/31/18 10:39:10 AM
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AvantgardeAClue posted...
What perplexed me the most is why did she think antagonizing me was gonna get her what she wanted


That's how most people get what they want these days.
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MedzXVIII
05/31/18 10:39:47 AM
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It was before 9AM and I didn't have my coffee don't FUCK with me woman

Ha
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iamintents
05/31/18 10:39:52 AM
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Fuck that ho
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