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Vulgorn
06/02/18 2:00:20 AM
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i get sick and sip the juices from my mothers essence.
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Gamer99z
06/02/18 2:01:11 AM
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Where do you get more juices from your mother's essence if that runs out?
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Vulgorn
06/02/18 2:01:54 AM
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Gamer99z posted...
Where do you get more juices from your mother's essence if that runs out?

mothers essence is infinite
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chill02
06/02/18 2:02:08 AM
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Bullet_Wing posted...
Just think, you wouldn't have been able to do that if you were aborted


well, fuck, you have opened my eyes

I'm going to open my own Denny's
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/02/18 2:03:28 AM
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chill02 posted...
Bullet_Wing posted...
Just think, you wouldn't have been able to do that if you were aborted


well, fuck, you have opened my eyes

I'm going to open my own Denny's


Why would you open someone else's Denny's?
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Pillowpantz
06/02/18 2:04:24 AM
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chill02
06/02/18 2:04:50 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
chill02 posted...
Bullet_Wing posted...
Just think, you wouldn't have been able to do that if you were aborted


well, fuck, you have opened my eyes

I'm going to open my own Denny's


Why would you open someone else's Denny's?


whoa, you have to buy me dinner first before asking that sort of question
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Vulgorn
06/02/18 2:10:17 AM
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gods writing down names and I've seen the list, it says me and me and me and me and me and him
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Vulgorn
06/02/18 2:12:47 AM
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a trillion shades in my color spectrum, i exist within the sub-dimension

i'm impossible's one exception, plasma from the sun and the bloods collected
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Vulgorn
06/02/18 2:16:16 AM
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DocileOrangeCup
06/02/18 2:25:22 AM
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Cosmic_Diabetic
06/02/18 2:26:03 AM
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You should have devoured the placenta as an infant. That's how all Chad's became Chad's. They got that extra strength from devouring the placenta and those first few hours of life with that placenta in them guaranteed them a lifetime of being the best at everything they do while looking good doing it.

Michael Moore? He'd have looked like Henry Cavill with the athleticism of Lebron James had he eaten his placenta.
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Vulgorn
06/02/18 2:26:29 AM
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but i like sizzurping on it
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trappedunderice
06/02/18 2:30:30 AM
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Shit doesn't even rhyme.
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Vulgorn
06/02/18 2:30:55 AM
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trappedunderice posted...
Shit doesn't even rhyme.

not all poetry needs to rhyme you uncultured peasant.
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Blue_Inigo
06/02/18 2:36:30 AM
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Unless you consume the umbilical cord, you'll never see the truth
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legolas0008
06/02/18 2:48:08 AM
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You're fuckin weird bro
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Vulgorn
06/02/18 2:49:24 AM
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you just cant appreciate poetic genius
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IllegalAlien
06/02/18 2:57:27 AM
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lmfao
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