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GbanyaGanja43
06/02/18 6:17:01 PM
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Sometimes i lay awake for hours just thinking about how powerful xb1x is. On top of playing all the mutliplats in the highest def at the best resolution (lets be real- multiplats are the only games people play anyway, look at the sales lmfao), Microsoft has also bestowed upon us

>free backwards compatibility across TWO gens
>up to $700 in free games per year
>Gamepass with fuckin new games on it not just old trash
>EA Access
>Pioneering cross platform play
>built in XBL LFG
>Digital game gifting
>Family console setting that is easy as fuck to abuse and share games
>still easily the most fluid online functionality
>better mod support
>4K blu Ray player
>4K streaming
>better music apps
>Dolby Atmos support
>better TV integration
>plays CDs
>better controller, better battery life
>it comes with a power cord (lol nintendo)
>regularly adding most asked for features by consumers

Im sure theres more, Im just really distracted thinking about how powerful the xb1x is

Really, what Ive realized is that most people who talk trash about the most powerful console on the market are loners who sit in their moms basement with nacho cheese dribbling down their cone tits trying to find new ways to hate consumer friendly practices and having additional options; they cant, so they just say no games because they have nothing else left to say lol.
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REMercsChamp
06/02/18 6:21:19 PM
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tremain07
06/02/18 6:24:03 PM
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Ignore him, just an Xbot salty his console is garbage
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ProbablyaCat
06/02/18 6:27:44 PM
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Wow...
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GbanyaGanja43
06/02/18 6:27:57 PM
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tremain07 posted...
Ignore him, just an Xbot salty his console is garbage


Lol, he says with a friend code in his sig. what a fuckin joke
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andel
06/02/18 6:29:23 PM
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i own an xbox one x and mostly use it as a multimedia platform. it is cool but ps4 is vastly superior as far as actual games go
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ultimate reaver
06/02/18 6:33:01 PM
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As someone who owns and regularly uses both

For full on utility, Xbox One blows PS4 out of the water entirely. The backwards compatibility is insane, previous gen games are incredibly easy to obtain and play, and the interface in general is so much better than it was on the 360. The PS4 dashboard is sleek and fast, but Xbox One has things sorted in such a nice way that I kind of prefer it. And the fact that we got mods and cross-platform games on it is no small thing either, being able to play 360 games still with friends fucking owns. Gamepass is also great, it's like a version of PS Now with recent games, no net speed requirements, and for half the price.

PS4 has much better exclusives that I wouldn't want to be without like Bloodborne, Uncharted 4 and Persona 5, but honestly exclusives have played a much smaller role in terms of console desirability this generation than I think they ever have before. Console libraries are very similar when it comes to western games, and the PS4 doesn't really have anywhere near the glut of weird fun japanese stuff coming out that the PS3 did. The form factor and layout for the DS4 is maybe my favorite controller ever, though the Xbox one pad isn't exactly terrible or anything and has a really good dpad for 2d games.

Overall I think this generation is probably the one that's most pointless to console war over. Both consoles are great, their libraries are very similar, and their cost is now similar, so you only get people squealing about stuff the vast majority of people don't really care about like the One's ram or the PS4's shape
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FrostySuit
06/02/18 6:35:52 PM
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Gpd of War is literally the best selling game of 2018 so your entire premise of multi-plats falls apart there.
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Dagon_0
06/02/18 6:39:27 PM
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Xb1x changed my life tbh.

Women used to laugh at me and call me a weeb when i admitted to owning a nintendo console.

Now, when i show them my xbox theyre immediately impressed with its large library of games, not to mention the raw power it has.
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RebelElite791
06/02/18 6:39:54 PM
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ProbablyaCat
06/02/18 6:40:56 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
Elite User Since: Jan 2005Karma: 831Active Posts: 3


He may post less but his posts are of higher quality than the vast majority of posters on CE. No respect for people that have more than 43 posts tbh.
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gnomefromnome
06/02/18 6:41:53 PM
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Wow what a triggered topic lmao
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06/02/18 6:42:00 PM
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GbanyaGanja43
06/02/18 6:42:17 PM
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FrostySuit posted...
Gpd of War is literally the best selling game of 2018 so your entire premise of multi-plats falls apart there.


Sure buddy meanwhile free fortnite makes 1$ million a fuckin day lol
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GbanyaGanja43
06/02/18 6:43:01 PM
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ultimate reaver posted...
As someone who owns and regularly uses both

For full on utility, Xbox One blows PS4 out of the water entirely. The backwards compatibility is insane, previous gen games are incredibly easy to obtain and play, and the interface in general is so much better than it was on the 360. The PS4 dashboard is sleek and fast, but Xbox One has things sorted in such a nice way that I kind of prefer it. And the fact that we got mods and cross-platform games on it is no small thing either, being able to play 360 games still with friends fucking owns. Gamepass is also great, it's like a version of PS Now with recent games, no net speed requirements, and for half the price.

PS4 has much better exclusives that I wouldn't want to be without like Bloodborne, Uncharted 4 and Persona 5, but honestly exclusives have played a much smaller role in terms of console desirability this generation than I think they ever have before. Console libraries are very similar when it comes to western games, and the PS4 doesn't really have anywhere near the glut of weird fun japanese stuff coming out that the PS3 did. The form factor and layout for the DS4 is maybe my favorite controller ever, though the Xbox one pad isn't exactly terrible or anything and has a really good dpad for 2d games.

Overall I think this generation is probably the one that's most pointless to console war over. Both consoles are great, their libraries are very similar, and their cost is now similar, so you only get people squealing about stuff the vast majority of people don't really care about like the One's ram or the PS4's shape


I will post one serious post in this topic- people voted with their money against Microsoft when the OG XB1 was released- its why the console has come so far regarding consumer friendly additions since launch. Sony did the same with the PS3 when they were down (well, aside cutting backwards compat). PS3 might be one of my GOAT consoles. Corporations only care about $$$, especially when theyre down. The exception to the rule is Ninty, who has never changed their shitty practices and regularly spits in their customers faces off on their own fuckin island
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Freddie_Mercury
06/02/18 6:44:23 PM
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ProbablyaCat posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
Elite User Since: Jan 2005Karma: 831Active Posts: 3


He may post less but his posts are of higher quality than the vast majority of posters on CE. No respect for people that have more than 43 posts tbh.


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Coffeebeanz
06/02/18 6:47:43 PM
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The only thing that really bothers me about X1X is how blatantly clear it is that Microsoft, the corporate entity and not neccessarily their games division, wants to get out of the console business but isn't willing to directly admit it.

The fact that they closed most of their dev studios, are publishing all first party titles on PC and have created a monthly subscription service that includes seemingly all their new releases, makes it abundantly clear that they want to go Games as Service.
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ultimate reaver
06/02/18 6:49:17 PM
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GbanyaGanja43 posted...
ultimate reaver posted...
As someone who owns and regularly uses both

For full on utility, Xbox One blows PS4 out of the water entirely. The backwards compatibility is insane, previous gen games are incredibly easy to obtain and play, and the interface in general is so much better than it was on the 360. The PS4 dashboard is sleek and fast, but Xbox One has things sorted in such a nice way that I kind of prefer it. And the fact that we got mods and cross-platform games on it is no small thing either, being able to play 360 games still with friends fucking owns. Gamepass is also great, it's like a version of PS Now with recent games, no net speed requirements, and for half the price.

PS4 has much better exclusives that I wouldn't want to be without like Bloodborne, Uncharted 4 and Persona 5, but honestly exclusives have played a much smaller role in terms of console desirability this generation than I think they ever have before. Console libraries are very similar when it comes to western games, and the PS4 doesn't really have anywhere near the glut of weird fun japanese stuff coming out that the PS3 did. The form factor and layout for the DS4 is maybe my favorite controller ever, though the Xbox one pad isn't exactly terrible or anything and has a really good dpad for 2d games.

Overall I think this generation is probably the one that's most pointless to console war over. Both consoles are great, their libraries are very similar, and their cost is now similar, so you only get people squealing about stuff the vast majority of people don't really care about like the One's ram or the PS4's shape


I will post one serious post in this topic- people voted with their money against Microsoft when the OG XB1 was released- its why the console has come so far regarding consumer friendly additions since launch. Sony did the same with the PS3 when they were down (well, aside cutting backwards compat). PS3 might be one of my GOAT consoles. Corporations only care about $$$, especially when theyre down. The exception to the rule is Ninty, who has never changed their shitty practices and regularly spits in their customers faces off on their own fuckin island


I completely agree with you on basically every point. I ended up liking my PS3 more than my 360 when all was said and done, and while I consider both consoles this gen close to neck and neck, it always makes me glad when people actually fix a problem by not by just endlessly bitching about it, but also not making the source of the problem money to validate them
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GbanyaGanja43
06/02/18 6:51:19 PM
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Dagon_0 posted...
Xb1x changed my life tbh.

Women used to laugh at me and call me a weeb when i admitted to owning a nintendo console.

Now, when i show them my xbox theyre immediately impressed with its large library of games, not to mention the raw power it has.


Tbh the first time i booted up my limited edition Scorpio, i felt a relief i hadnt felt since the iron curtain fell in 1991, at that my point my penis finally gained the extra inch i needed to hit double digits and i havent had a single issue making the ladies panties drop
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chill02
06/02/18 6:53:19 PM
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As an Xbone owner, the Xbox One sucks
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RebelElite791
06/02/18 6:53:25 PM
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Freddie_Mercury posted...
ProbablyaCat posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
Elite User Since: Jan 2005Karma: 831Active Posts: 3


He may post less but his posts are of higher quality than the vast majority of posters on CE. No respect for people that have more than 43 posts tbh.


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Literally TC's alt lmao
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gnomefromnome
06/02/18 6:53:49 PM
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GbanyaGanja43 posted...
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VandorLee
06/02/18 6:54:55 PM
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Damn. My dog took a dump next to my xbone and now i cant tell which is which.

Suggestions?
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Coffeebeanz
06/02/18 6:56:16 PM
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Just putting this out there

X1X's BC push is amazing but is in no way an acceptable mea culpa to the steaming piles of feces they've been sharting out and labeling "first party games".
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KINDERFELD
06/02/18 6:59:46 PM
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chill02 posted...
As an Xbone owner, the Xbox One sucks



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GbanyaGanja43
06/02/18 7:01:44 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
Freddie_Mercury posted...
ProbablyaCat posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
Elite User Since: Jan 2005Karma: 831Active Posts: 3


He may post less but his posts are of higher quality than the vast majority of posters on CE. No respect for people that have more than 43 posts tbh.


User Since: May 2016
Karma: 207
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Literally TC's alt lmao


GOT EM
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Lonestar2000
06/02/18 7:01:48 PM
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ERl1hMB
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Villain
06/02/18 7:01:54 PM
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Does the xbone even have a single exclusive?
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chill02
06/02/18 7:03:10 PM
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Villain posted...
Does the xbone even have a single exclusive?

Forza 5, 6, and Horizon 2
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KINDERFELD
06/02/18 7:03:28 PM
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Villain posted...
Does the xbone even have a single exclusive?


Microsoft decided to do the Xbox 1 like Sony did the Vita.
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MwarriorHiei
06/02/18 7:06:21 PM
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Villain posted...
Does the xbone even have a single exclusive?

no lol
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sutree
06/02/18 7:06:35 PM
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Imagine suckling the corporate teat so hard

Imagination is not required after entering this topic.
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TheAnthraxBunny
06/02/18 7:07:09 PM
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GbanyaGanja43 posted...
>free backwards compatibility across TWO gens
>Digital game gifting
>better mod support
>4K blu Ray player
>4K streaming

Here, I trimmed off the fat. Everything else you mentioned is either (near) worthless, untrue, or not Xbox exclusive. Leaving "games" off the list was pretty accurate though so I give you kudos for that.

chill02 posted...
Villain posted...
Does the xbone even have a single exclusive?

Forza 5, 6, and Horizon 2

Pretty sure these are all on PC now too.
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RoboLaserGandhi
06/02/18 7:07:20 PM
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tremain07 posted...
Ignore him, just an Xbot salty his console is garbage

This is obvious trolling/meming
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Coffeebeanz
06/02/18 7:08:08 PM
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MwarriorHiei posted...
Villain posted...
Does the xbone even have a single exclusive?

no lol


Trying to think of any game that isn't also on PC. Master Chief Collection is the only one that comes to mind.
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GbanyaGanja43
06/02/18 7:08:45 PM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
ERl1hMB


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chill02
06/02/18 7:09:51 PM
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TheAnthraxBunny posted...

Pretty sure these are all on PC now too.

False, only Horizon 3 and Motorsport 7 are on PC
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Coffeebeanz
06/02/18 7:10:11 PM
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Where's the pic of PC gamers paying 5x normal prices for GPUs because of cryptocurrency miners
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GbanyaGanja43
06/02/18 7:11:04 PM
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TheAnthraxBunny posted...
GbanyaGanja43 posted...
>free backwards compatibility across TWO gens
>Digital game gifting
>better mod support
>4K blu Ray player
>4K streaming

Here, I trimmed off the fat. Everything else you mentioned is either (near) worthless, untrue, or not Xbox exclusive. Leaving "games" off the list was pretty accurate though so I give you kudos for that.

chill02 posted...
Villain posted...
Does the xbone even have a single exclusive?

Forza 5, 6, and Horizon 2

Pretty sure these are all on PC now too.


I didnt embellish a single thing in OP bruv
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Coffeebeanz
06/02/18 7:12:18 PM
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Remember when MS boasted that the Xbox One S would support HDR, then Sony released a patch for the PS4 which enabled HDR on every PS4?

That was pretty funny.
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F1areaGaman
06/02/18 7:13:30 PM
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XB1X (or even Xbox 1) are much better "services"---for sure. On the X you get the best graphics/performance, barring a few minor cases where there's parity.....base consoles are near parity in most situations as well (usually Xbox1 gets a lower resolution) but honestly most people are still rocking 1080p screens.....

Anyway yeah, Xbox has it down right now except for one area....

games.

When it comes down to it, these are machines for games...it's a fringe market that kicks it old school enough to warrant owning an Xbox 1 for backwards compat with previous gens.

PS4 has all of those Japanese games, with some big western studios doing amazing stuff exclusive to PS4.

Xbox has a slightly better racing game and a couple of good shooters....

It's just not enough. Xbox is more of a service, but that service isn't really required.
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GbanyaGanja43
06/02/18 7:14:14 PM
#42:


Coffeebeanz posted...
Remember when MS boasted that the Xbox One S would support HDR, then Sony released a patch for the PS4 which enabled HDR on every PS4?

That was pretty funny.


Remember when Sony released a 4K capable console but didnt include a 4K blu Ray player?? FUCKIN HILARIOUS
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Coffeebeanz
06/02/18 7:15:39 PM
#43:


On the X you get the best graphics/performance

To be fair, you better offer the best graphics/performance when you release a $500 upgrade console over halfway through that console's own life cycle.

The PS4 wasn't even that expensive in freaking 2013.
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Coffeebeanz
06/02/18 7:15:57 PM
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GbanyaGanja43 posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
Remember when MS boasted that the Xbox One S would support HDR, then Sony released a patch for the PS4 which enabled HDR on every PS4?

That was pretty funny.


Remember when Sony released a 4K capable console but didnt include a 4K blu Ray player?? FUCKIN HILARIOUS


Remember when it wasn't $500
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GbanyaGanja43
06/02/18 7:16:43 PM
#45:


Coffeebeanz posted...
GbanyaGanja43 posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
Remember when MS boasted that the Xbox One S would support HDR, then Sony released a patch for the PS4 which enabled HDR on every PS4?

That was pretty funny.


Remember when Sony released a 4K capable console but didnt include a 4K blu Ray player?? FUCKIN HILARIOUS


Remember when it wasn't $500


Remember when the PS3 was $600 US DOLLARS
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Coffeebeanz
06/02/18 7:18:11 PM
#46:


GbanyaGanja43 posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
GbanyaGanja43 posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
Remember when MS boasted that the Xbox One S would support HDR, then Sony released a patch for the PS4 which enabled HDR on every PS4?

That was pretty funny.


Remember when Sony released a 4K capable console but didnt include a 4K blu Ray player?? FUCKIN HILARIOUS


Remember when it wasn't $500


Remember when the PS3 was $600 US DOLLARS


Yeah, that's when the $400 X360 didn't have WiFi or HDMI and had to be repaired every three days.
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GbanyaGanja43
06/02/18 7:24:39 PM
#47:


Coffeebeanz posted...
GbanyaGanja43 posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
GbanyaGanja43 posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
Remember when MS boasted that the Xbox One S would support HDR, then Sony released a patch for the PS4 which enabled HDR on every PS4?

That was pretty funny.


Remember when Sony released a 4K capable console but didnt include a 4K blu Ray player?? FUCKIN HILARIOUS


Remember when it wasn't $500


Remember when the PS3 was $600 US DOLLARS


Yeah, that's when the $400 X360 didn't have WiFi or HDMI and had to be repaired every three days.


>is okay with PS3 costing more money for extra features
>isnt okay with xb1x costing more for extra features

You saw it here folks. Suckle harder on that corporate teat
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RoboLaserGandhi
06/02/18 7:25:38 PM
#48:


Coffeebeanz posted...
MwarriorHiei posted...
Villain posted...
Does the xbone even have a single exclusive?

no lol


Trying to think of any game that isn't also on PC. Master Chief Collection is the only one that comes to mind.

Halo 5 as well as everything released before late 2016
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Coffeebeanz
06/02/18 7:26:58 PM
#49:


GbanyaGanja43 posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
GbanyaGanja43 posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
GbanyaGanja43 posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
Remember when MS boasted that the Xbox One S would support HDR, then Sony released a patch for the PS4 which enabled HDR on every PS4?

That was pretty funny.


Remember when Sony released a 4K capable console but didnt include a 4K blu Ray player?? FUCKIN HILARIOUS


Remember when it wasn't $500


Remember when the PS3 was $600 US DOLLARS


Yeah, that's when the $400 X360 didn't have WiFi or HDMI and had to be repaired every three days.


>is okay with PS3 costing more money for extra features
>isnt okay with xb1x costing more for extra features

You saw it here folks. Suckle harder on that corporate teat


Yeah if one of the "extra features" is the GPU heatsink not frying the system.

And the X1X didn't come out at launch. It's $500 for an upgraded 5 year old console.
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GbanyaGanja43
06/02/18 7:33:23 PM
#50:


Coffeebeanz posted...
GbanyaGanja43 posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
GbanyaGanja43 posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
GbanyaGanja43 posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
Remember when MS boasted that the Xbox One S would support HDR, then Sony released a patch for the PS4 which enabled HDR on every PS4?

That was pretty funny.


Remember when Sony released a 4K capable console but didnt include a 4K blu Ray player?? FUCKIN HILARIOUS


Remember when it wasn't $500


Remember when the PS3 was $600 US DOLLARS


Yeah, that's when the $400 X360 didn't have WiFi or HDMI and had to be repaired every three days.


>is okay with PS3 costing more money for extra features
>isnt okay with xb1x costing more for extra features

You saw it here folks. Suckle harder on that corporate teat


Yeah if one of the "extra features" is the GPU heatsink not frying the system.

And the X1X didn't come out at launch. It's $500 for an upgraded 5 year old console.


Cant straw man your way out of this one, Im sure the next retort will include some form of ad hominem, sigh, boring
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