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UnfairRepresent
06/03/18 6:17:23 PM
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You fall asleep while playing your favorite video game and when you wake up in the morning your feet feel weird, you then notice that they have been hanging off the end of the bed all night.

You stand up and discover to your shock that you have grown 25 inches during the night.

ffCXCoS

What do you do?
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dirtycommunist
06/03/18 6:20:19 PM
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Probably die
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KnightofShikari
06/03/18 6:22:09 PM
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KILBOTz
06/03/18 6:25:09 PM
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wrap a blanket around me and go outside. make sure its not just some prank where i was moved into a room the same but smaller than mine. once i realized i was now well over 8' tall I would then call 911.

I just went to the doctor and was measured at 6'6" so now I would be 8'7".

If I was still able to move well I would then see if I could hack in the NBA or the WWE.

If I went to the WWE first I would give some creative license in the origin of me.
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UnfairRepresent
06/03/18 6:37:03 PM
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KnightofShikari posted...
check if penis also grew

It didn't
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